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Britta
May 26th, 2015, 10:40 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (36)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (30)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
May 27th, 2015, 11:39 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (37)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (30)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
May 28th, 2015, 10:17 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (38)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (30)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
May 28th, 2015, 10:45 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (38)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (31)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
May 28th, 2015, 03:42 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (39)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (31)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
May 29th, 2015, 10:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (39)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (32)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
May 29th, 2015, 03:43 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (40)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (32)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
May 30th, 2015, 12:22 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (40)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (33)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
May 30th, 2015, 06:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (41)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (33)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
May 31st, 2015, 10:24 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (42)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (33)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
May 31st, 2015, 11:27 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (42)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (34)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 1st, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (43)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (34)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 1st, 2015, 11:58 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (43)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (35)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 2nd, 2015, 03:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (44)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (35)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 3rd, 2015, 01:57 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (44)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (36)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 4th, 2015, 09:39 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (45)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (36)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
June 4th, 2015, 11:41 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (45)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (36)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 4th, 2015, 12:21 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (45)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (37)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 5th, 2015, 09:23 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (46)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (37)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 5th, 2015, 01:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (46)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (38)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 6th, 2015, 12:59 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (47)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (38)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 6th, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (47)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (39)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 7th, 2015, 03:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (48)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (39)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 8th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (48)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (40)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 8th, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)



Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (49)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (40)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 9th, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (40)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 10th, 2015, 01:29 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (41)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 10th, 2015, 01:35 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (42)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 11th, 2015, 10:54 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (43)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 11th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (44)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 12th, 2015, 11:47 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (45)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 12th, 2015, 02:12 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (46)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 13th, 2015, 12:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (47)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 13th, 2015, 12:58 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (48)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 14th, 2015, 10:18 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (49)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 14th, 2015, 12:14 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 15th, 2015, 11:23 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (1)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 15th, 2015, 12:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (1)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (1)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 16th, 2015, 02:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (1)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (2)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 17th, 2015, 08:33 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (1)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (3)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 17th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (3)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 18th, 2015, 09:38 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (2)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (4)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 18th, 2015, 12:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (3)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (4)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 19th, 2015, 09:00 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (3)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (5)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 19th, 2015, 10:57 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (4)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (5)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 20th, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (4)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (6)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 20th, 2015, 11:03 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (5)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (6)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 21st, 2015, 04:43 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (5)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (7)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
June 22nd, 2015, 09:37 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (5)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (7)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 22nd, 2015, 10:40 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (6)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (7)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 22nd, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (6)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (8)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 23rd, 2015, 11:41 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (6)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 23rd, 2015, 12:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (7)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 24th, 2015, 06:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (18)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (7)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 25th, 2015, 10:09 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (18)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 25th, 2015, 02:59 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (19)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 26th, 2015, 10:53 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (8)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 26th, 2015, 11:48 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (9)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
June 27th, 2015, 10:29 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (10)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 27th, 2015, 11:30 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 27th, 2015, 03:40 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (21)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 28th, 2015, 10:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (22)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (11)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 28th, 2015, 01:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (22)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (12)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (9)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 29th, 2015, 08:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (22)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (12)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 29th, 2015, 09:45 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (22)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (13)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
June 30th, 2015, 09:30 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (23)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (13)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
June 30th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (23)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (14)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 1st, 2015, 09:43 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (24)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (14)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 1st, 2015, 10:35 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (24)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (15)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 2nd, 2015, 07:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (25)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (15)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 3rd, 2015, 01:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (26)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (15)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 3rd, 2015, 03:14 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (26)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (16)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 4th, 2015, 12:42 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (27)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (16)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 5th, 2015, 10:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (27)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (17)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 5th, 2015, 11:32 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (28)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (17)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 6th, 2015, 12:39 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (29)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (17)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 6th, 2015, 01:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (29)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (18)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 7th, 2015, 12:44 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (30)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (18)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 8th, 2015, 10:29 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (30)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (19)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 8th, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (31)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (19)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
July 9th, 2015, 04:07 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (32)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (19)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 9th, 2015, 11:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (32)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (20)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 9th, 2015, 01:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (33)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (20)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 10th, 2015, 11:40 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (33)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (21)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 10th, 2015, 06:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (34)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (21)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 11th, 2015, 11:24 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (34)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (22)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 11th, 2015, 01:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (35)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (22)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 12th, 2015, 11:08 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (35)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (23)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 12th, 2015, 01:07 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (36)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (23)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 13th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (36)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 13th, 2015, 02:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (37)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 14th, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (37)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (25)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 14th, 2015, 06:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (38)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (25)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 15th, 2015, 02:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (38)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (26)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 15th, 2015, 07:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (39)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (26)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 16th, 2015, 11:47 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (39)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (27)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 16th, 2015, 03:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (40)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (27)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 17th, 2015, 12:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (40)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (28)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 17th, 2015, 04:59 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (28)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 18th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (29)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 18th, 2015, 12:07 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (42)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (29)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
July 18th, 2015, 01:45 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (43)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (29)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 19th, 2015, 01:30 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (43)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (30)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 19th, 2015, 02:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (44)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (30)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 20th, 2015, 11:20 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (44)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (31)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 20th, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (45)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (31)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 21st, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (45)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (32)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 21st, 2015, 12:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (46)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (32)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 22nd, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (46)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (33)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 22nd, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (47)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (33)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 23rd, 2015, 01:15 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (47)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (34)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 23rd, 2015, 04:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (48)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (34)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 24th, 2015, 12:32 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (48)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (35)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 24th, 2015, 01:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (49)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (35)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 25th, 2015, 12:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)



Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (49)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (36)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 25th, 2015, 01:56 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (36)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 26th, 2015, 02:09 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (37)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 26th, 2015, 05:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (37)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 27th, 2015, 06:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (37)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 28th, 2015, 03:37 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (38)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
July 28th, 2015, 10:38 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (38)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 29th, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (38)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (3)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 29th, 2015, 02:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (39)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (3)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 30th, 2015, 12:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (39)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
July 30th, 2015, 12:16 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (40)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (4)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
July 31st, 2015, 05:57 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (40)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (5)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 1st, 2015, 01:20 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (41)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (5)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 1st, 2015, 05:15 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (41)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (6)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 2nd, 2015, 12:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (42)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (6)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 2nd, 2015, 02:25 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (42)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (7)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 3rd, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (43)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (7)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 3rd, 2015, 06:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (43)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (8)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 4th, 2015, 12:03 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (44)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (8)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 4th, 2015, 03:11 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (44)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (9)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 5th, 2015, 10:16 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (45)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (9)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 5th, 2015, 06:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (45)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 6th, 2015, 11:38 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (46)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 6th, 2015, 06:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (46)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 7th, 2015, 10:54 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (46)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 7th, 2015, 11:42 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (47)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 7th, 2015, 01:12 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (47)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (12)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 8th, 2015, 10:44 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (48)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (12)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 8th, 2015, 04:19 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (48)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (13)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 9th, 2015, 10:15 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (49)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (13)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 9th, 2015, 07:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)



Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (49)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (14)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 10th, 2015, 12:19 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (14)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 10th, 2015, 06:35 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (15)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 11th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (16)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 11th, 2015, 06:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (17)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 12th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (18)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 12th, 2015, 04:08 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (19)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 13th, 2015, 12:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (20)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 14th, 2015, 07:34 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (21)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 14th, 2015, 12:08 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (22)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 15th, 2015, 12:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 16th, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (24)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 16th, 2015, 06:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (25)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 17th, 2015, 10:08 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (26)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 17th, 2015, 11:55 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (27)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
August 17th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (28)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 18th, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (29)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 18th, 2015, 12:35 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (30)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 19th, 2015, 08:51 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (31)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 19th, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (32)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 20th, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (33)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 20th, 2015, 01:21 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (34)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 21st, 2015, 09:20 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (35)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 21st, 2015, 12:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (36)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 22nd, 2015, 10:30 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (37)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 22nd, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (38)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 23rd, 2015, 12:13 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (39)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 24th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (40)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 24th, 2015, 03:03 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (41)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 25th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (42)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 25th, 2015, 02:42 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (43)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 26th, 2015, 11:29 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (44)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 26th, 2015, 02:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (45)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 27th, 2015, 09:46 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (46)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 27th, 2015, 12:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (47)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 28th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (48)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 28th, 2015, 01:57 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)



Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (49)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 29th, 2015, 08:14 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 29th, 2015, 01:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 30th, 2015, 08:29 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 30th, 2015, 12:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (1)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
August 31st, 2015, 10:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (2)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
August 31st, 2015, 12:59 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (3)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 1st, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (3)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (3)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 1st, 2015, 01:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (3)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (4)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 2nd, 2015, 11:49 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (4)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (4)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 2nd, 2015, 01:08 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (4)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (5)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 3rd, 2015, 08:57 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (5)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (5)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 3rd, 2015, 12:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (5)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (6)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 4th, 2015, 10:38 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (6)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (6)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 4th, 2015, 10:56 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (6)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (7)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 5th, 2015, 03:15 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (7)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (7)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 6th, 2015, 11:17 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (7)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (8)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 6th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (8)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (8)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 7th, 2015, 01:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (9)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (8)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 7th, 2015, 01:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (9)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (9)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 8th, 2015, 04:25 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (10)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (9)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 9th, 2015, 10:38 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (9)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 9th, 2015, 11:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (11)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (10)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 10th, 2015, 10:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (12)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (10)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 10th, 2015, 11:23 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (12)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (11)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 11th, 2015, 05:38 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (13)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (11)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 11th, 2015, 01:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (13)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (12)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 12th, 2015, 10:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (14)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (12)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 12th, 2015, 01:12 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (14)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (13)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 13th, 2015, 05:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (15)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (13)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 14th, 2015, 08:58 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (16)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (13)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 14th, 2015, 12:21 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (16)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (14)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 15th, 2015, 11:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (17)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (14)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 15th, 2015, 01:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (17)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (15)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 16th, 2015, 10:13 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (18)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (15)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 16th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (18)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (16)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 17th, 2015, 01:40 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (19)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (16)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 17th, 2015, 02:50 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (19)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (17)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 18th, 2015, 07:08 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (20)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (17)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 18th, 2015, 10:58 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (20)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (18)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 19th, 2015, 08:56 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (21)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (18)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 19th, 2015, 11:24 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (21)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (19)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 20th, 2015, 05:12 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (22)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (19)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 21st, 2015, 07:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (19)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 22nd, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (23)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (20)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 22nd, 2015, 05:01 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (24)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (20)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 23rd, 2015, 02:28 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (24)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (21)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 23rd, 2015, 05:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (25)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (21)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 24th, 2015, 11:07 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (25)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (22)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 24th, 2015, 03:38 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (26)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (22)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 25th, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (26)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (23)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

itsaparadox
September 25th, 2015, 06:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (27)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (23)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 26th, 2015, 02:21 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)
8th - Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (50)
9th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
10th - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
11th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
12th - Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (50)
13th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
15th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
16th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (27)
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (24)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (10)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon..