Favorite Jayne Quotes

[misskitten]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd- "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)


Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak! (48)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (5)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd- "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)


Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak! (48)
Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd- "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)


Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak! (48)
Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd- "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)


Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak! (48)
Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)

[misskitten]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd- "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)


Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak! (49)
Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)

[Pic]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (49)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak! (46)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (49)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak! (46)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)


Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak! (49)
Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

There was a bit of a miscount there somewhere this is the fast fix

[misskitten]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)


Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)


Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)


Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (8)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[LoneStar1836]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)


Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (9)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (5)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[Spacemonkey_Jackson]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)


Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (9)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[misskitten]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)


Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (9)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (6)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (3)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)


Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (9)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (7)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (3)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (1)
Jayne: “These are stone killers, little man. They ain’t cuddly like me.” (1)