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Starfist
September 9th, 2014, 03:02 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (39)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (37)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)[/QUOTE]

Britta
September 9th, 2014, 08:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (39)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (38)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 10th, 2014, 09:22 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (39)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (39)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 10th, 2014, 02:35 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (39)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (40)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
September 12th, 2014, 10:42 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (40)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (40)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 13th, 2014, 06:18 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (40)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (41)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 13th, 2014, 10:58 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (40)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (42)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
September 13th, 2014, 10:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (41)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (42)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 14th, 2014, 07:57 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (41)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (43)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 14th, 2014, 04:24 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (41)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (44)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
September 14th, 2014, 10:09 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (42)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (44)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 15th, 2014, 05:30 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (42)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (45)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 15th, 2014, 10:40 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (42)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (46)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
September 15th, 2014, 10:27 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (43)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (46)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 16th, 2014, 07:59 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (43)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (47)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 16th, 2014, 09:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (43)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (48)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 17th, 2014, 08:44 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (43)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (49)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 17th, 2014, 10:59 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd Place - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)


Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (43)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 18th, 2014, 06:40 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (44)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 18th, 2014, 10:10 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (44)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (1)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
September 19th, 2014, 11:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (44)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (2)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 20th, 2014, 05:18 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (44)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (3)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 20th, 2014, 08:48 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (45)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (3)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
September 21st, 2014, 03:00 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (46)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (3)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 21st, 2014, 05:26 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (46)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (4)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 21st, 2014, 04:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (47)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (4)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 22nd, 2014, 03:01 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (47)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (5)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 22nd, 2014, 05:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (48)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (5)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 23rd, 2014, 08:41 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (48)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (6)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 23rd, 2014, 01:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (49)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (6)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 24th, 2014, 09:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (49)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (7)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
September 24th, 2014, 10:28 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (49)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (8)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 25th, 2014, 02:20 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (49)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (9)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
September 25th, 2014, 06:58 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (49)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (10)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 26th, 2014, 09:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)



Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (49)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (11)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 26th, 2014, 11:12 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (11)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 27th, 2014, 10:30 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (12)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 28th, 2014, 08:08 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (13)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 28th, 2014, 10:09 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (14)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 29th, 2014, 11:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (15)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
September 29th, 2014, 12:49 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (16)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
September 30th, 2014, 06:16 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (17)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
September 30th, 2014, 10:06 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (18)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 1st, 2014, 03:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (19)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 1st, 2014, 06:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (0)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (20)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 1st, 2014, 10:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (20)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 2nd, 2014, 12:45 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (21)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 2nd, 2014, 01:21 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (22)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 2nd, 2014, 11:20 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (23)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 3rd, 2014, 06:12 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (24)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 3rd, 2014, 01:17 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (25)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 4th, 2014, 02:12 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 4th, 2014, 11:46 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 5th, 2014, 03:51 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (28)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 5th, 2014, 08:16 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (6)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (29)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mandogater
October 5th, 2014, 04:08 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (7)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (29)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 10:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (8)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (29)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 08:43 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (29)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 6th, 2014, 08:46 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (1)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (30)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 10:24 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (30)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 6th, 2014, 11:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (31)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 6th, 2014, 11:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (32)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 7th, 2014, 03:26 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (33)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 7th, 2014, 11:11 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (34)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2014, 08:13 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (35)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 8th, 2014, 10:46 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (36)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 8th, 2014, 11:06 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (37)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2014, 04:01 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (38)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 10th, 2014, 11:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (39)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2014, 01:40 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (40)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 11th, 2014, 01:25 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (41)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 11th, 2014, 10:13 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (42)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2014, 08:36 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (43)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 12th, 2014, 10:55 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (44)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 13th, 2014, 04:23 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (45)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 13th, 2014, 10:22 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (46)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2014, 02:47 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (47)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 14th, 2014, 11:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (48)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 14th, 2014, 10:11 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (49)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 15th, 2014, 09:59 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 15th, 2014, 12:03 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (1)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 15th, 2014, 11:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (2)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 16th, 2014, 05:43 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (3)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2014, 08:13 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (9)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (4)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mandogater
October 19th, 2014, 03:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (10)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (4)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 19th, 2014, 09:59 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (4)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2014, 03:35 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (5)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 21st, 2014, 12:01 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (6)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2014, 02:52 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (7)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 21st, 2014, 11:21 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (8)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 22nd, 2014, 12:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (9)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2014, 03:20 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (10)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 22nd, 2014, 11:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (11)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2014, 12:13 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (12)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 23rd, 2014, 12:19 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (13)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 24th, 2014, 08:44 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (14)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 24th, 2014, 10:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (15)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 25th, 2014, 09:19 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (11)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (16)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mandogater
October 26th, 2014, 04:23 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (12)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (16)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 27th, 2014, 04:29 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (16)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2014, 05:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (17)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 27th, 2014, 10:37 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (18)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 28th, 2014, 09:42 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (19)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 28th, 2014, 09:55 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (20)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 29th, 2014, 09:01 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (21)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
October 30th, 2014, 12:40 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (22)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
October 30th, 2014, 01:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (23)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
October 31st, 2014, 11:14 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (24)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2014, 04:22 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (25)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 1st, 2014, 01:53 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (26)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
November 2nd, 2014, 03:32 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (27)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 2nd, 2014, 03:55 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (28)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 2nd, 2014, 09:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (29)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 3rd, 2014, 09:07 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (30)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 6th, 2014, 10:17 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (31)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 6th, 2014, 11:02 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (32)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
November 8th, 2014, 04:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (33)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 8th, 2014, 05:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (34)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 8th, 2014, 12:43 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (35)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 9th, 2014, 08:50 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (36)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 9th, 2014, 09:06 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (37)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
November 10th, 2014, 03:41 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (38)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 10th, 2014, 05:42 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (39)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 10th, 2014, 09:56 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (40)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 11th, 2014, 08:05 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (41)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 11th, 2014, 10:26 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (42)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 12th, 2014, 08:01 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (43)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 12th, 2014, 12:20 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (44)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 13th, 2014, 08:11 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (45)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
November 15th, 2014, 03:26 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (46)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 15th, 2014, 06:12 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (47)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 15th, 2014, 04:18 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (48)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 16th, 2014, 08:48 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (49)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 18th, 2014, 11:26 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 19th, 2014, 08:33 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (1)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
November 29th, 2014, 08:29 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (2)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
November 30th, 2014, 08:15 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
November 30th, 2014, 12:58 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (14)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (3)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 1st, 2014, 08:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (14)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 1st, 2014, 12:52 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
December 2nd, 2014, 03:52 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (4)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 2nd, 2014, 07:21 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 3rd, 2014, 09:41 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (5)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 3rd, 2014, 10:21 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 4th, 2014, 06:32 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (18)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (6)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 4th, 2014, 11:04 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (18)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 5th, 2014, 06:01 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (19)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (7)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 5th, 2014, 08:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (19)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 6th, 2014, 06:46 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 6th, 2014, 08:53 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (9)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
December 6th, 2014, 09:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (10)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 7th, 2014, 08:10 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (11)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
December 9th, 2014, 03:51 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (12)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 9th, 2014, 07:30 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (21)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (12)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 9th, 2014, 08:22 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (21)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (13)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Brother Freyr
December 10th, 2014, 12:49 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (21)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (13)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 10th, 2014, 08:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (21)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (14)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Brother Freyr
December 11th, 2014, 01:06 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (21)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (14)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 11th, 2014, 08:00 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (21)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (15)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 11th, 2014, 10:02 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (22)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (15)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 12th, 2014, 08:36 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (22)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (16)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
December 12th, 2014, 10:45 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (22)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (17)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Brother Freyr
December 13th, 2014, 12:18 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (22)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (17)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 13th, 2014, 08:33 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (22)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (18)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 13th, 2014, 05:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (23)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (18)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
December 14th, 2014, 03:22 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (24)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (18)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 14th, 2014, 08:24 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (24)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (19)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (3)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Brother Freyr
December 14th, 2014, 10:57 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (24)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (19)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 14th, 2014, 01:07 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (25)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (19)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 15th, 2014, 10:37 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (25)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (20)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 15th, 2014, 11:22 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (26)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (20)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 16th, 2014, 09:09 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)


Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (26)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (21)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 17th, 2014, 11:00 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (27)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (21)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 17th, 2014, 11:02 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (27)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (22)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (4)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Brother Freyr
December 17th, 2014, 08:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (27)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (22)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (5)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 18th, 2014, 08:06 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (27)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (23)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (5)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 18th, 2014, 12:54 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (28)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (23)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (5)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 19th, 2014, 08:34 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (28)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (24)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (5)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 19th, 2014, 09:15 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (29)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (24)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (5)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
December 20th, 2014, 04:23 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (30)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (24)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (5)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 20th, 2014, 08:52 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (31)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (24)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (5)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 20th, 2014, 08:59 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (31)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (25)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (5)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Brother Freyr
December 20th, 2014, 12:36 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (31)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (25)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 21st, 2014, 06:38 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (32)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (25)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 21st, 2014, 07:53 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (32)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (26)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 23rd, 2014, 08:56 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (33)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (26)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 23rd, 2014, 09:39 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (33)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (27)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
December 24th, 2014, 09:56 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (33)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (28)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 25th, 2014, 10:20 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (33)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (29)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 25th, 2014, 04:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (34)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (29)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 26th, 2014, 07:34 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (35)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (29)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 26th, 2014, 08:27 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (35)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (30)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
December 26th, 2014, 01:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (35)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (31)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 27th, 2014, 10:35 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (35)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (32)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 28th, 2014, 02:56 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (36)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (32)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 29th, 2014, 10:11 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (37)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (32)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 29th, 2014, 10:53 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (37)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (33)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 30th, 2014, 12:00 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (38)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (33)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
December 31st, 2014, 08:58 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (38)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (34)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
December 31st, 2014, 11:49 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (39)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (34)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
January 1st, 2015, 04:01 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (40)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (34)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 1st, 2015, 07:46 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (40)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (35)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 1st, 2015, 09:28 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (41)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (35)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 1st, 2015, 05:16 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (42)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (35)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 2nd, 2015, 07:13 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (42)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (36)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 2nd, 2015, 12:03 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (43)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (36)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 3rd, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (44)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (36)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 3rd, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (44)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (37)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 4th, 2015, 09:13 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (45)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (37)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 4th, 2015, 10:27 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (45)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (38)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 4th, 2015, 03:28 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (46)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (38)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
January 4th, 2015, 10:48 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (47)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (38)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 5th, 2015, 11:48 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (48)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (38)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 5th, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (48)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (39)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 5th, 2015, 04:51 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (49)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (39)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 6th, 2015, 08:44 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)



Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (49)
Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (40)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 6th, 2015, 12:05 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (40)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (6)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
January 7th, 2015, 04:54 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (40)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 7th, 2015, 09:15 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (41)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 7th, 2015, 11:06 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (41)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 8th, 2015, 09:03 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (42)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (1)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 8th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (42)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 9th, 2015, 12:10 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (43)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 9th, 2015, 02:37 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (43)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 10th, 2015, 08:35 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (44)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Starfist
January 11th, 2015, 03:13 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (45)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 11th, 2015, 09:34 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (46)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (3)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Lucycat
January 11th, 2015, 02:31 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (46)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 12th, 2015, 09:14 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (47)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)"I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (0)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 12th, 2015, 12:38 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (47)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 13th, 2015, 08:21 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (48)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (1)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 13th, 2015, 04:34 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (48)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (2)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 14th, 2015, 08:46 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (49)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (2)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 14th, 2015, 05:06 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)



Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (49)
Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (3)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 15th, 2015, 07:12 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)



Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (3)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 15th, 2015, 04:04 PM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)



Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (4)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (4)
Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (0)
Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (0)
Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (0)
Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (0)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (0)
Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (0)
Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (0)
Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (0)
Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (0)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (0)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (0)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (0)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (0)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (0)
Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?" Jayne: "Well I might." (0)
Jayne: "Shepherd Book used to tell me, 'Can't do somethin' smart, do somethin' right'." (0)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (0)
Jayne: "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?" (0)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (0)
Jayne: "Captain says you're to stay put. Doesn't want you runnin' afoul of his blushin' psychotic bride. She figures out who you are, she'll turn you in 'fore you can say... 'don't turn me in, lady'." (0)
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?" (0)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (0)
Jayne: "Damn yokels can't tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it haha! Blow a new crater in this moon....HAHAHAHA!" (0)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
Jayne: "We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient." (0)
Jayne: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." (0)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (0)
Jayne: "What're you gonna do, clone 'im?" (while looking at Mal's severed ear) (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2015, 09:21 AM
1st Place - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
5th - Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." (50)
6th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
7th - Jayne: "You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal points gun at his leg) "Well don't shoot me first!" (50)



Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (7)
Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (2)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (0)
Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid." (5)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (0)
Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...