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Major_Griff
November 14th, 2008, 07:23 PM
Rodney: I think I deserve a little face time

Rodney: Neat
Shep: Neat?
Rodney: Well, she caught me off guard what would you say?

Matthew486DX
November 14th, 2008, 07:32 PM
Sheppard: "Shut up, get in the Jumper."

naamiaiset
November 14th, 2008, 07:37 PM
Rodney's "son of a..." at the very end. The delivery is perfect. :lol:

Moao
November 14th, 2008, 07:40 PM
Woolsey: You poached my private spot!

Daniela
November 14th, 2008, 08:05 PM
"This discussion was over about 6 seconds ago." Or something like that.

Briangate78
November 14th, 2008, 08:06 PM
I loved the whole conversation with Chuck and Woolsey. He thought his name was Chet, lol.

ladyjanus
November 14th, 2008, 08:09 PM
It's even better when Woolsey comes back later with that breezy "Good morning ... you..."

Briangate78
November 14th, 2008, 08:11 PM
It's even better when Woolsey comes back later with that breezy "Good morning ... you..."

LOL, yeah good one! :p

TheoryCraft
November 14th, 2008, 08:16 PM
"Trust me, they're scientist. They don't run very fast"

TragicComedy
November 14th, 2008, 08:47 PM
Not really a line but when McKay asks why Sheppard would volunteer to go to the mainland overnight and Ronon gives him that 'Are you dense?' look

ScottishPirate
November 14th, 2008, 08:54 PM
Sheppard: "oh god, Lorne warned me about this.." (over Parrish's geeking out about a flower)

Rodney: "My point is your point is pointless."

Woolsey: "Hello there Chet"
Cuck: "It's Chuck"
Woolsey: "Excuse me?"
Chuck: "It's Chuck sir. My name is Chuck."
Woolsey: "Of course..Chuck. Chet's on the late shift"
Chuck: "There is no Chet"

Rodney: "I see you lips moving but nothing is coming out"

Woolsey: "You poached my private spot!"

Woolsey: "Hello...you."

Rodney: "Neat"
Sheppard: " Neat?"
Rodney: Yeah well, she caught me off gaurd. What would have you said?"
Sheppard: "Weird."

TragicComedy
November 14th, 2008, 08:57 PM
Sheppard: "oh god, Lorne warned me about this.." (over Parrish's geeking out about a flower)

Rodney: "My point is your point is pointless."

Woolsey: "Hello there Chet"
Cuck: "It's Chuck"
Woolsey: "Excuse me?"
Chuck: "It's Chuck sir. My name is Chuck."
Woolsey: "Of course..Chuck. Chet's on the late shift"
Chuck: "There is no Chet"

Rodney: "I see you lips moving but nothing is coming out"

Woolsey: "You poached my private spot!"

Woolsey: "Hello...you."

Rodney: "Neat"
Sheppard: " Neat?"
Rodney: Yeah well, she caught me off gaurd. What would have you said?"
Sheppard: "Weird."

I second the Lorne quote....HILARIOUS!

And did you notice Woolsey knew both the womens names in the control room...just not Chuck?

Ruffles
November 14th, 2008, 09:16 PM
Woolsey: You can call me [doors slide shut] Dick.

MIZA
November 14th, 2008, 10:03 PM
Rodney: a little face time !

Cheshyre
November 14th, 2008, 10:15 PM
Ronon: Sometimes when I walk past his quarters at night, I can hear him crying.
Rodney: Wha...Really?
Ronon: No.

Radek: If I'm wrong, then I have wasted an hour of my time. If I'm right, then I can have something named after me for once.

fumblesmcstupid
November 14th, 2008, 10:23 PM
It's not a quote.
I loved the end where Richard patted Rodney on the back like it's okay!

Linzi
November 15th, 2008, 03:19 AM
Kolya: You can tolerate more than any man I've ever known. Now why is that?
Sheppard: Well, I was married once...

vatazes
November 15th, 2008, 03:25 AM
This episode was certainly full of some great quotes. The one about Lorne is my favorite though! The delivery of that line was perfect! Though Woolsey's Poached quote is a close second!

wise one
November 15th, 2008, 04:00 AM
AI: im your psysical reprensentastion of your romantic and sexual subconsious

richard: oh my god

mr_kennedy
November 15th, 2008, 04:40 AM
Woolsey: You can call me [doors slide shut] Dick.

i second this quote :D

mrscopterdoc
November 15th, 2008, 06:26 AM
Ronon: Sometimes when I walk past his quarters at night, I can hear him crying.
Rodney: Wha...Really?
Ronon: No.



Sheppard: "oh god, Lorne warned me about this.." (over Parrish's geeking out about a flower)

Woolsey: "Hello there Chet"
Cuck: "It's Chuck"
Woolsey: "Excuse me?"
Chuck: "It's Chuck sir. My name is Chuck."
Woolsey: "Of course..Chuck. Chet's on the late shift"
Chuck: "There is no Chet"

Woolsey: "Hello...you."


and then Rodney to Radek...."FYI this conversation was over like 6 seconds ago..."

Shaod
November 15th, 2008, 07:08 AM
You can call me....*door shuts* dick :D

I thought that was funny too

Popeston
November 15th, 2008, 09:05 AM
"There is no Chet"

The delivery of this line was amazing.

gkyun
November 15th, 2008, 10:13 AM
AI: im your psysical reprensentastion of your romantic and sexual subconsious

richard: oh my god

I laughed so hard at the part. And Woolsey is into Aussie chicks! How cool is that! :D

Callie
November 15th, 2008, 11:37 AM
ZELENKA: Yeah, um, anyway, on the way back I had an idea.

McKAY: Well, have a little lie down. Itíll pass.

TragicComedy
November 15th, 2008, 11:44 AM
AI: im your psysical reprensentastion of your romantic and sexual subconsious

richard: oh my god

LOL I'd forgotten about that one.

TragicComedy
November 15th, 2008, 11:45 AM
ZELENKA: Yeah, um, anyway, on the way back I had an idea.

McKAY: Well, have a little lie down. Itíll pass.

Just perfect McKay right there!

nx01a
November 15th, 2008, 01:20 PM
Woolsey: "You poached my private spot.
Vanessa: "What?!"
Woolsey: "Uh... What I mean to say is... you discovered my little private area. Uh... This is where I come... to be alone with my thoughts."
[Every line drips with innuendo!]
---
Woolsey: "Who are you? What are you?!"
Vanessa: "I'm a physical manifestation of your subconscious romantic and sexual ideals."
Woolsey: [looks around, confused, doubting his own sanity] "Oh God..."
---
Woolsey: "Hello, Ellen. Hello... [to Chuck] ...you."
---
Zelenka: "Because you're brilliant."
Rodney: "That's true, but it doesn't mean I'm sudd... What a minute... What did you just say? Why did you say that? What? Are you sick? Am I sick? What have you heard?!"
--

TragicComedy
November 15th, 2008, 01:42 PM
Woolsey: "You poached my private spot.
Vanessa: "What?!"
Woolsey: "Uh... What I mean to say is... you discovered my little private area. Uh... This is where I come... to be alone with my thoughts."
[Every line drips with innuendo!]
---
Woolsey: "Who are you? What are you?!"
Vanessa: "I'm a physical manifestation of your subconscious romantic and sexual ideals."
Woolsey: [looks around, confused, doubting his own sanity] "Oh God..."
---
Woolsey: "Hello, Ellen. Hello... [to Chuck] ...you."
---
Zelenka: "Because you're brilliant."
Rodney: "That's true, but it doesn't mean I'm sudd... What a minute... What did you just say? Why did you say that? What? Are you sick? Am I sick? What have you heard?!"
--

LOL. Leave it to Rodney to take a compliment and automatically thinking he's dieing.

Infinite-Possibilities
November 15th, 2008, 05:46 PM
Sheppard: "You're saying I tortured myself?"

Kolya: "You torture yourself everyday, John."

That's pretty much a certain my new favorite quote for this whole season. Maybe for even longer than it.

nx01a
November 15th, 2008, 09:15 PM
LOL. Leave it to Rodney to take a compliment and automatically thinking he's dieing.That's the only way Rodney can give a sincere compliment to someone. Look at him and Daniel in 'The Lost Tribe' or him and Shep in 'The Prodigal'. You have to be dying for him to be nice, say nice things and mean them.

DragonLadyK
November 15th, 2008, 11:30 PM
Ronon: Sometimes when I walk past his quarters at night, I can hear him crying.
Rodney: Wha...Really?
Ronon: No.

I second this. I always knew Ronon's sense of humor was "Gotcha!" ^^ (I suspect Teyla's is as well.)

DragonLady

Coaster
November 17th, 2008, 11:56 AM
Radek: If I'm wrong, then I have wasted an hour of my time. If I'm right, then I can have something named after me for once.

This line made me laugh out loud while watching, because I immediately thought of Katie Brown's cactus! :D

Horus
November 17th, 2008, 01:50 PM
This line made me laugh out loud while watching, because I immediately thought of Katie Brown's cactus! :D

LOL so did I, I was like I'm sure Katie named a plant after Rodney.

Loved Ronon's line about Woolsey crying at night, creacked me up :)

perkin127
November 18th, 2008, 02:54 PM
my faves are ronons, sometimes i hear him crying at night and sheps lorne warned me about this!

GateGurl
November 20th, 2008, 07:18 AM
For me, it is hands down, the morphine-drugged conversation with Rodney in the infirmary in Season 3, episode 4: "Sateda". The entire think is absolutely, belly-achingly hilarious. I have probably rewatched that scence more times then is strictly healthy, and have laughed virtually everytime! :) It is both the superb acting, expression, and exellent dialogue that totally makes this scene.



Giving those who have not yet seen 'Sateda' fair SPOILER warning



Dr. Rodney McKay: So many colors... all the pretty horses.

Dr. Elizabeth Weir: What's he talking about?

Dr. Carson Beckett: I gave him some morphine for the pain.

Airman: I need to know how many villagers. How far is the gate from the village?

Dr. Rodney McKay: Have you seen a guy around? He looks like you, but he's got messy hair. I think I lost him somewhere. And - and a pretty woman, and a caveman.

Dr. Carson Beckett: I may have given him a wee bit too much.

(a FEW lines of dialogue that are not strictly important)

Dr. Rodney McKay: Excuse me? Why am I lying here?

Dr. Carson Beckett: You have an arrow, Rodney, in your Gluteus Maximus.

Dr. Rodney McKay: [on lots of morphine] Oh, well that sounds painful.

Dr. Rodney McKay: [to himself] Gluteus Maximus... gluteus.. maximus...

Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh my god! That's my ass isn't it!?

Dr. Carson Beckett: Aye.

Dr. Elizabeth Wier: Call me if he makes any sense.

Literally. Killer everytime. :);):)

nx01a
November 20th, 2008, 09:39 AM
This thread's for the best quotes from this episode. ;) But that is a great quote.

GateGurl
November 20th, 2008, 11:57 AM
This thread's for the best quotes from this episode. ;) But that is a great quote.

Wow. Sorry about that, that is truely the most epically dumb thing I have done in a while. All I focused in on was: "Mandatory Best Quotes Thread!". HA! Excuse the sleep deprived person fresh from another delightful rewatching of 'Sateda'! :o