Mission Reports - Ronon style

[Dr Quinn]

So, Mission reports ala Ronon Dex. Short, sweet and to the point!

For The Prodigal it went like this:
(spoilered for those of you who haven't seen the ep)

Spoiler:

"Michael invaded Atlantis"
"Tried to blow it up"
"We stopped him"
"End of Report"

How would reports for all the other eps go?

[Matthew486DX]

Progeny
"Human Machines tried to kill us."
"I tried to shoot them."
"McKay blew them up."
"End of Report."

[SpelCzech]

Broken Ties

Spoiler:

"Got captured by a Wraith"
"It sucked"
"Don't wanna talk about it"
"End of Report"

[TheHomegaMan]

The Lost Tribe

Spoiler:

"SG-1 character was recycled into a guest appearance."
"SG-1 ally was recycled into a villain."
"Fans hailed it as an amazing piece of creativity."
"End of report."

[Andromeda Galaxy]

Tabula Rasa

"Disease in Atlantis"
"No one remembers anything"
"Doctor's make everyone good again"
"End of Report"

[spinny magee]

Misbegotten

Mission report

Turned wraith into humans

It failed

We blew the wraith up

End of report

Heres on for Michael

Mission report

Tried to turn a wraith into a human

Hated it from start

He found out he was wraith

We shot him and he ran away

end of report

[Anon]

Harmony

Spoiler:

There was some girl.
she liked shepard
they blew up the genii
she now likes mckay
end of report

[Osiristi]

Midway:

Spoiler:

Teal'c came to coach me for IOA.
Hated him.
We fought.
Stopped the Wraith from invading Earth.
End of report.

[stevencastelein]

omg omf roflmao...apparently alot of people here are very good at impersonating ronon keep it up guys this is hilarious, especially the midway and harmony reports

[The Prophet]

The Last Man

Spoiler:

Shepperd went missing through a Stargate.
He came back.
He's insane (some future where I died with Todd, clear signs of insanity, I advise Keller to keep a watch for further dellusions such as these).
Went to a building to find some girl. Toyla, I think.
Building collapsed.
Dug my way out, with my bare hands, teeth and dreadlocks.

End of Report.

[rsanchez]

Be All My Sins Remember'd
We had two ships.
Travelers and Wraith allied with us.
We blew up the Replicators.
McKay still can't get the job done without destroying a planet.
End Report.

[Girlbot]

I came, I saw, I conquered

[LightningSt]

For Irresistible

We met a man
I fell in love with him
He drugged us
I want him dead
End of Report

[Korean_Turtle87]

The Long Goodbye:

"Aliens took over Weir and Sheppard"
"Weir shot me"
"Sheppard shot Weir"
"Sheppard and Weir are back to normal"
"End of Report"

[Xyfer]

First Strike

Floating stargate shot at us.
We hid in the ocean, it didn't work.
We tryed to fly away but Weir got owned.
I have glass in my chest.

End of report.