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dragongirl
May 3rd, 2011, 07:28 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (25)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
May 3rd, 2011, 01:57 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (26)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

dragongirl
May 5th, 2011, 01:45 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (27)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
May 5th, 2011, 08:35 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (28)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
May 16th, 2011, 12:58 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (29)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Starfighter Babe
May 21st, 2011, 08:11 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (29)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (12)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
May 22nd, 2011, 07:36 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (30)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (12)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
May 22nd, 2011, 12:26 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (30)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (21)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (12)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Starfighter Babe
May 22nd, 2011, 06:05 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (30)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (21)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
May 25th, 2011, 05:09 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (31)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (21)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
May 26th, 2011, 09:46 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (31)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (22)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
May 27th, 2011, 05:58 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (31)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (23)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
May 31st, 2011, 12:17 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (31)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (24)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
June 6th, 2011, 08:04 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (31)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

tshetz
June 9th, 2011, 09:50 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (31)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
June 10th, 2011, 09:40 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (32)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
June 13th, 2011, 11:41 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (33)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

Kab
June 14th, 2011, 04:26 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (33)+
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (20)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
June 15th, 2011, 12:41 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (33)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (21)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
June 19th, 2011, 01:08 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (33)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (22)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

Andron
June 23rd, 2011, 11:23 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (34)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (22)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
June 24th, 2011, 03:33 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (22)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
July 8th, 2011, 08:00 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (36)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (22)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

NerdyRaptor
July 17th, 2011, 10:24 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (36)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (23)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
July 18th, 2011, 08:24 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (36)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (24)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

NerdyRaptor
July 22nd, 2011, 09:11 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (36)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

lordofseas
July 24th, 2011, 04:56 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (29)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
July 26th, 2011, 10:55 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
July 27th, 2011, 04:56 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
July 28th, 2011, 12:01 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (19)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

lordofseas
July 28th, 2011, 11:35 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (20)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
July 29th, 2011, 10:21 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (20)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
July 30th, 2011, 10:35 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (21)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
July 31st, 2011, 10:26 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (22)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
August 2nd, 2011, 04:27 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (23)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
August 3rd, 2011, 11:33 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (24)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
August 4th, 2011, 11:12 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
August 5th, 2011, 11:17 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
August 6th, 2011, 07:08 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
August 6th, 2011, 10:52 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (21)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

BigBear
August 7th, 2011, 11:27 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (30)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (22)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

Draygon
August 7th, 2011, 11:53 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (31)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (22)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

Andron
August 10th, 2011, 06:05 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (31)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (22)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

Draygon
August 10th, 2011, 08:30 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (32)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (22)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

Morgania
August 10th, 2011, 10:32 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (33)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (22)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mandogater
August 30th, 2011, 07:47 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (33)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (23)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 5th, 2011, 09:16 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (33)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (24)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mandogater
September 9th, 2011, 08:36 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (33)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (25)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mrscopterdoc
September 19th, 2011, 10:16 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (33)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (26)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mandogater
September 22nd, 2011, 08:27 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (33)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

Penegal
November 17th, 2011, 09:49 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (25)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mandogater
November 17th, 2011, 08:11 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (26)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

Jper
November 26th, 2011, 10:00 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (26)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

mandogater
November 26th, 2011, 09:20 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (25)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord" (1)

djackson1234
January 5th, 2012, 05:16 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
January 6th, 2012, 08:41 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (28)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
February 9th, 2012, 09:14 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (29)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Eye Of Ra
February 10th, 2012, 11:01 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (29)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
February 10th, 2012, 09:20 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (30)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
February 20th, 2012, 09:04 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (31)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
March 1st, 2012, 08:59 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (32)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Eye Of Ra
March 5th, 2012, 10:43 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (39)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (32)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
March 5th, 2012, 08:39 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (39)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (33)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Eye Of Ra
March 7th, 2012, 02:48 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (33)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
March 7th, 2012, 08:48 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (34)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
April 1st, 2012, 09:04 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (35)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Eye Of Ra
April 26th, 2012, 10:18 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (35)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
April 26th, 2012, 08:48 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (36)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

maneth
May 4th, 2012, 05:05 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (36)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
May 4th, 2012, 08:39 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (37)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
May 8th, 2012, 09:44 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (38)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
June 10th, 2012, 09:15 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (39)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Don Pantaloons
September 24th, 2012, 06:28 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (39)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (1)

mandogater
September 27th, 2012, 04:59 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (40)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (1)

Whytewytch
September 28th, 2012, 02:19 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (40)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)

mandogater
September 28th, 2012, 06:04 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (26)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (41)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)

Jper
October 3rd, 2012, 02:31 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (41)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)

mandogater
October 3rd, 2012, 03:27 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (42)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)

Jper
October 5th, 2012, 08:38 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (41)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (42)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)

mandogater
October 5th, 2012, 07:50 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (34)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (41)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (43)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)

Whytewytch
October 6th, 2012, 06:34 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (41)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (43)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)

Jper
October 6th, 2012, 07:42 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (42)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (43)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)

Whytewytch
October 7th, 2012, 03:58 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (42)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (43)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "[I]f your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (3)

Jper
October 7th, 2012, 05:39 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (43)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (43)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (3)

Jper
October 8th, 2012, 11:29 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (44)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (43)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (3)

Whytewytch
October 8th, 2012, 01:22 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (44)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (43)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)

mandogater
October 8th, 2012, 03:51 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (44)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (44)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)

Jper
October 9th, 2012, 09:55 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)



- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (45)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (44)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
October 9th, 2012, 04:51 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)



- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (45)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (45)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 10th, 2012, 09:02 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)



- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (46)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (45)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 11th, 2012, 09:08 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)



- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (47)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (45)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
October 11th, 2012, 02:14 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)



- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (47)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (46)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 12th, 2012, 01:16 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)



- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (48)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (46)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 13th, 2012, 02:34 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)



- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (49)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (46)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
October 13th, 2012, 07:41 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)



- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (49)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 14th, 2012, 01:49 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (13)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 15th, 2012, 10:21 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (14)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
October 16th, 2012, 04:53 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (14)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (5)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Crazedwraith
October 16th, 2012, 05:05 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
2nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
4th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
6th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
7th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
8th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
9th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (14)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (6)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 16th, 2012, 09:59 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (15)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (6)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 17th, 2012, 12:12 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (16)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (6)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Crazedwraith
October 18th, 2012, 06:43 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
2nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
4th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
6th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
7th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
8th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
9th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (16)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)[/QUOTE]

Jper
October 18th, 2012, 11:06 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (17)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 19th, 2012, 12:52 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (18)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 20th, 2012, 12:08 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (19)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
October 20th, 2012, 07:47 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (48)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (19)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 21st, 2012, 12:21 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (48)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (20)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 22nd, 2012, 12:58 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (48)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (21)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
October 23rd, 2012, 04:49 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (48)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (21)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (8)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 23rd, 2012, 10:39 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (48)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (8)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
October 23rd, 2012, 04:00 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (49)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (8)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Andron
October 26th, 2012, 04:44 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (49)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (9)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
October 26th, 2012, 12:00 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)




- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (49)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
October 26th, 2012, 06:29 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)

- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (28)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
October 28th, 2012, 11:56 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (29)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
October 28th, 2012, 02:19 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (29)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
October 30th, 2012, 01:55 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (29)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (12)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
November 3rd, 2012, 05:59 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (29)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (13)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
November 3rd, 2012, 06:39 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (29)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (14)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
November 9th, 2012, 01:38 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (30)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (14)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
November 9th, 2012, 04:23 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (30)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (15)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
November 10th, 2012, 07:45 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (30)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (16)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
November 11th, 2012, 08:56 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (16)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
November 13th, 2012, 06:55 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (17)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
November 13th, 2012, 07:55 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (18)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
November 22nd, 2012, 05:25 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (19)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 6th, 2012, 04:46 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (20)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 6th, 2012, 04:37 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (21)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 7th, 2012, 09:23 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (22)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 8th, 2012, 05:40 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (23)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 9th, 2012, 02:20 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (24)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 10th, 2012, 01:52 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (25)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 10th, 2012, 12:48 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (26)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 10th, 2012, 04:52 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (27)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 11th, 2012, 01:59 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (28)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 11th, 2012, 04:02 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (29)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 11th, 2012, 03:43 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (30)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 12th, 2012, 01:59 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (31)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 12th, 2012, 04:36 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (32)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 13th, 2012, 01:49 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (33)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 13th, 2012, 11:56 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (34)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 13th, 2012, 03:24 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (35)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 14th, 2012, 02:00 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (36)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 14th, 2012, 03:51 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (37)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 15th, 2012, 06:41 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (38)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 15th, 2012, 04:36 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (39)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 16th, 2012, 05:31 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (40)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 17th, 2012, 04:06 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (41)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 18th, 2012, 01:54 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (42)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 18th, 2012, 04:11 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (43)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 18th, 2012, 04:25 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (44)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 19th, 2012, 02:11 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (45)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 19th, 2012, 04:56 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (46)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 19th, 2012, 03:59 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (47)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 20th, 2012, 01:49 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (48)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 20th, 2012, 04:39 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (49)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 23rd, 2012, 03:26 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 24th, 2012, 02:00 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 24th, 2012, 04:47 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (35)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (30)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 26th, 2012, 04:48 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (36)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (30)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 26th, 2012, 05:34 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (36)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (31)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 27th, 2012, 05:29 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (31)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 27th, 2012, 03:20 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (31)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (32)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

bookwormjules
December 28th, 2012, 06:09 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (32)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 28th, 2012, 06:17 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (37)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (33)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
December 31st, 2012, 04:50 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (33)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
December 31st, 2012, 07:33 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (38)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (34)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 3rd, 2013, 05:26 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (39)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (34)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
January 4th, 2013, 01:34 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (34)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
January 4th, 2013, 02:27 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (40)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (35)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 6th, 2013, 11:36 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (41)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (35)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
January 6th, 2013, 01:47 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (41)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (36)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 7th, 2013, 03:27 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (42)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (36)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
January 7th, 2013, 02:43 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)




- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (42)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (37)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 8th, 2013, 04:43 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (43)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (37)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 9th, 2013, 02:45 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (44)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (37)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 10th, 2013, 02:26 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (45)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (37)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
January 13th, 2013, 10:36 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (45)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (38)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 15th, 2013, 04:15 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (46)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (38)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

mandogater
January 21st, 2013, 03:45 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (46)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 22nd, 2013, 06:37 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (47)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 25th, 2013, 04:52 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (48)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (22)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
January 26th, 2013, 07:44 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (48)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (23)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
January 27th, 2013, 07:39 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (49)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (23)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
January 28th, 2013, 10:02 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)



- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (49)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (24)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Whytewytch
February 4th, 2013, 08:59 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (24)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
February 4th, 2013, 12:45 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (25)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Starfist
February 4th, 2013, 02:10 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (26)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
February 8th, 2013, 11:45 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (27)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Starfist
February 8th, 2013, 09:50 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (27)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
February 9th, 2013, 09:45 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (28)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Starfist
February 9th, 2013, 09:54 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (29)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
February 10th, 2013, 07:58 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (30)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Starfist
February 10th, 2013, 09:38 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (31)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
February 12th, 2013, 07:46 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (32)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Starfist
February 12th, 2013, 09:33 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (33)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
February 13th, 2013, 11:02 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (34)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Starfist
February 13th, 2013, 09:42 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (35)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
February 17th, 2013, 11:17 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (36)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Starfist
February 17th, 2013, 11:35 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)


- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (32)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (27)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (37)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (11)
- "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)

Jper
February 18th, 2013, 08:31 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (