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Jper
September 20th, 2010, 04:43 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (41)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (23)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 20th, 2010, 12:35 PM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (41)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (24)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

Jper
September 21st, 2010, 04:54 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (42)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (24)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 21st, 2010, 03:09 PM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (42)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (25)+
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

Jper
September 22nd, 2010, 01:39 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (43)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (25)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

Jper
September 23rd, 2010, 04:22 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (44)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (25)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

Eye Of Ra
September 23rd, 2010, 05:44 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (44)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (26)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 23rd, 2010, 12:49 PM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (44)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (27)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 24th, 2010, 01:40 PM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (44)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (28)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

Jper
September 25th, 2010, 01:40 PM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (45)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (28)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 26th, 2010, 08:29 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (45)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (29)+
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

Jper
September 26th, 2010, 10:02 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (46)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (29)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 27th, 2010, 07:54 PM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (46)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (30)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

Jper
September 28th, 2010, 02:14 AM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (47)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (30)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 28th, 2010, 07:35 PM
1st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (47)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (31)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

Jper
September 29th, 2010, 12:07 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (48)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (31)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (2)

mrscopterdoc
September 29th, 2010, 07:43 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (48)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (31)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

Jper
September 30th, 2010, 02:01 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)




- "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (49)
- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (31)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

Jper
October 1st, 2010, 02:51 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (31)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

Eye Of Ra
October 1st, 2010, 03:49 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (11)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

Jper
October 2nd, 2010, 01:31 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (12)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

Jper
October 3rd, 2010, 04:28 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (13)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

mrscopterdoc
October 12th, 2010, 06:26 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

Jper
October 13th, 2010, 08:00 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

mrscopterdoc
October 14th, 2010, 06:57 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (16)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (11)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

Jper
October 14th, 2010, 09:23 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (16)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (12)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (3)

mrscopterdoc
October 18th, 2010, 03:08 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (16)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (12)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)+

Jper
October 18th, 2010, 03:58 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (17) ++
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (12)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
October 20th, 2010, 06:52 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (12)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
October 21st, 2010, 02:47 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Andron
October 24th, 2010, 12:54 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (33)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
October 25th, 2010, 10:06 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (33)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
October 25th, 2010, 05:24 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (33)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
October 26th, 2010, 03:41 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (33)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (20)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Andron
October 27th, 2010, 11:47 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (34)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (20)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
October 27th, 2010, 01:05 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (35)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (20)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
October 27th, 2010, 05:24 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (20)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
October 28th, 2010, 05:43 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (21)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
November 1st, 2010, 08:17 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (22)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 2nd, 2010, 02:15 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (23)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
November 5th, 2010, 07:19 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (24)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 6th, 2010, 01:40 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (25)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Draygon
November 7th, 2010, 10:58 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (25)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 7th, 2010, 12:32 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (26)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
November 13th, 2010, 07:03 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (27)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 14th, 2010, 04:48 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (28)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
November 20th, 2010, 08:04 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (29)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 21st, 2010, 11:43 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (30)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
November 21st, 2010, 07:07 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (31)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 22nd, 2010, 01:50 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (32)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
November 23rd, 2010, 08:26 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (33)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 24th, 2010, 03:21 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (34)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
November 24th, 2010, 07:37 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (35)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 25th, 2010, 05:23 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (36)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

mrscopterdoc
November 25th, 2010, 08:36 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (37)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (4)

Jper
November 26th, 2010, 07:04 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (36)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (37)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (5)

Andron
November 28th, 2010, 08:17 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)



- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (37)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (37)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (5)

Jper
November 28th, 2010, 12:04 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (37)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (38)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (5)

Andron
November 29th, 2010, 12:21 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (38)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (38)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (5)

Jper
November 29th, 2010, 01:14 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (38)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (38)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (6)

mrscopterdoc
November 29th, 2010, 08:34 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (38)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (38)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (7)

Jper
November 30th, 2010, 03:33 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (38)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (38)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
November 30th, 2010, 10:29 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (38)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (38)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (16)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

mrscopterdoc
November 30th, 2010, 07:51 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (38)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (38)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 1st, 2010, 02:28 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (38)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (39)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 4th, 2010, 06:14 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (39)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (39)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 4th, 2010, 01:03 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (39)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (40)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 6th, 2010, 06:17 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (40)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (40)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 6th, 2010, 09:18 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (40)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (41)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

mrscopterdoc
December 6th, 2010, 08:11 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (40)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (42)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 7th, 2010, 03:40 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (40)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (43)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 7th, 2010, 11:41 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (41)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (43)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 8th, 2010, 01:44 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (42)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (43)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 8th, 2010, 12:08 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (43)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (43)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 9th, 2010, 05:12 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (43)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (44)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

mrscopterdoc
December 9th, 2010, 08:10 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (43)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (45)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 10th, 2010, 07:28 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (44)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (45)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 10th, 2010, 12:21 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (44)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 11th, 2010, 01:16 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (45)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 11th, 2010, 01:00 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (46)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 12th, 2010, 05:08 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (46)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 12th, 2010, 05:25 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (46)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 13th, 2010, 09:24 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (47)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 13th, 2010, 10:09 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (47)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (48)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 14th, 2010, 05:19 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (48)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (48)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 14th, 2010, 01:40 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (48)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (49)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

mrscopterdoc
December 14th, 2010, 08:00 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (49)+
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (49)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Andron
December 15th, 2010, 09:50 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)





- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (49)
- "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (49)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 15th, 2010, 12:47 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)






- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (49)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

mrscopterdoc
December 15th, 2010, 07:09 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)






- "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (49)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (12)+
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 16th, 2010, 11:15 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (12)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

mrscopterdoc
December 16th, 2010, 07:34 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (8)

Jper
December 17th, 2010, 06:08 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (9)

Andron
December 17th, 2010, 07:07 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (9)

Jper
December 17th, 2010, 08:29 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (10)




I am a bit earlier than usual, but this is my post for Saturday. ;) :) I'm working the rest of the day. :)

mrscopterdoc
December 18th, 2010, 07:12 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (11)

Jper
December 19th, 2010, 04:18 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (11)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (12)

Andron
December 19th, 2010, 07:56 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (12)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (12)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
December 19th, 2010, 08:01 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (12)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
December 20th, 2010, 09:00 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (21)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (12)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 20th, 2010, 09:21 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (21)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
December 20th, 2010, 07:25 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (21)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
December 21st, 2010, 05:42 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (22)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 21st, 2010, 09:59 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (22)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (15)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
December 22nd, 2010, 06:31 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (15)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 22nd, 2010, 08:51 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (16)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 23rd, 2010, 10:06 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (17)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
December 23rd, 2010, 07:51 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (18)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
December 24th, 2010, 08:00 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (19)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 25th, 2010, 03:00 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
December 25th, 2010, 01:05 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (20)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 26th, 2010, 01:44 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (21)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
December 26th, 2010, 08:26 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (22)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 27th, 2010, 01:49 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (23)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
December 27th, 2010, 07:53 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (24)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 28th, 2010, 01:20 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (25)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
December 30th, 2010, 07:09 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (26)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
December 31st, 2010, 03:52 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
December 31st, 2010, 08:57 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 1st, 2011, 01:29 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 2nd, 2011, 08:02 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (30)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 3rd, 2011, 12:27 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (31)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 3rd, 2011, 08:13 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (32)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 4th, 2011, 12:11 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (33)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 5th, 2011, 12:28 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (25)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (33)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 5th, 2011, 02:37 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (25)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (34)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 5th, 2011, 08:16 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (25)
- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (35)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 6th, 2011, 05:34 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (35)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (26)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (13)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 6th, 2011, 01:09 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (35)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (26)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 7th, 2011, 08:06 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (35)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 7th, 2011, 08:32 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (36)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 8th, 2011, 10:19 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (37)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 8th, 2011, 07:15 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (38)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 9th, 2011, 05:18 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (39)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 10th, 2011, 08:11 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (40)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 11th, 2011, 01:02 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (41)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 12th, 2011, 07:15 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (42)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 13th, 2011, 07:37 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (43)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 13th, 2011, 08:06 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (44)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 14th, 2011, 01:38 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (45)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 15th, 2011, 08:00 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 17th, 2011, 07:40 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (28)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 17th, 2011, 06:49 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (29)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 18th, 2011, 07:44 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (30)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 18th, 2011, 07:15 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (31)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 19th, 2011, 12:54 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (32)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 19th, 2011, 07:55 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (46)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (33)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Jper
January 22nd, 2011, 07:01 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (33)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 23rd, 2011, 08:00 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (34)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 24th, 2011, 08:04 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (35)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 25th, 2011, 11:17 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (36)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Grace
January 26th, 2011, 01:34 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (37)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
January 26th, 2011, 07:35 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (38)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 27th, 2011, 12:11 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (47)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Andron
January 28th, 2011, 10:51 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (48)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 1st, 2011, 07:34 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)





- "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (49)
- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

Grace
February 2nd, 2011, 02:22 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 2nd, 2011, 08:01 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (39)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

Andron
February 3rd, 2011, 05:41 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (40)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

mrscopterdoc
February 3rd, 2011, 07:26 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (41)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

Andron
February 4th, 2011, 05:36 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (42)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

mrscopterdoc
February 4th, 2011, 08:13 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (43)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

mrscopterdoc
February 7th, 2011, 07:17 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (44)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

mrscopterdoc
February 7th, 2011, 07:21 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (45)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

Grace
February 7th, 2011, 08:57 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (46)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

Andron
February 9th, 2011, 08:31 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (46)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (14)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

mrscopterdoc
February 11th, 2011, 06:04 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (46)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (14)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

Grace
February 11th, 2011, 09:15 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (46)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (15)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)

Andron
February 12th, 2011, 07:31 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (47)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (15)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 12th, 2011, 07:04 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (48)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (15)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
February 13th, 2011, 08:22 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (48)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (16)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 13th, 2011, 06:28 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (48)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (17)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Grace
February 17th, 2011, 04:42 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)




- (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (49)
- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (17)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
February 18th, 2011, 04:09 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (17)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (10)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 18th, 2011, 05:58 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (17)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Grace
February 21st, 2011, 07:59 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (18)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (15)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
February 22nd, 2011, 10:56 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (18)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (16)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 22nd, 2011, 05:58 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (18)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
February 24th, 2011, 01:05 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (19)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 25th, 2011, 07:02 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (20)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Grace
February 25th, 2011, 08:13 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (21)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (10)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
February 26th, 2011, 11:43 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (21)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (11)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 27th, 2011, 06:27 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (21)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (12)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
February 28th, 2011, 07:52 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (21)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
March 2nd, 2011, 10:51 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (22)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Grace
March 2nd, 2011, 12:54 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (22)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (12)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 3rd, 2011, 06:27 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (22)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (13)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 6th, 2011, 06:48 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (22)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (14)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 8th, 2011, 12:24 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (22)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (15)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (13)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Grace
March 8th, 2011, 12:59 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (22)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (15)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 9th, 2011, 06:51 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (23)+
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (15)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 11th, 2011, 01:45 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (24)+
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (17)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (15)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
March 13th, 2011, 12:27 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (24)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (18)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (15)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 13th, 2011, 12:50 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (24)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (15)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
March 15th, 2011, 10:54 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (24)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 15th, 2011, 01:44 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (25)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 17th, 2011, 07:32 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (14)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
March 18th, 2011, 02:04 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (26)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

mrscopterdoc
March 18th, 2011, 07:30 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)

Andron
March 20th, 2011, 12:49 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (1)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)

mrscopterdoc
March 20th, 2011, 07:20 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (1)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)+

Andron
March 21st, 2011, 09:10 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (2)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)

mrscopterdoc
March 21st, 2011, 08:03 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (2)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)+

Andron
March 22nd, 2011, 10:30 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (3)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)

mrscopterdoc
March 22nd, 2011, 07:14 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (4)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)

Andron
March 23rd, 2011, 01:05 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (4)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (3)

mrscopterdoc
March 23rd, 2011, 07:42 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (4)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (4)

Andron
March 24th, 2011, 01:05 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (5)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (4)

mrscopterdoc
March 24th, 2011, 07:23 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (5)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (5)+

Andron
March 26th, 2011, 02:14 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (6)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (5)

mrscopterdoc
March 26th, 2011, 05:10 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (7)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (5)

Andron
March 27th, 2011, 11:18 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (7)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (6)

mrscopterdoc
March 27th, 2011, 02:51 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)





- "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (27)
- "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (19)
- "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (13)
- "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
- "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (15)
- "Could you be more specific?" (11)
- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (10)
- "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (7)
- "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (7)

Andron
March 28th, 2011, 12:35 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him aga