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Britta
October 17th, 2015, 01:44 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)


"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (48)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (1)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 18th, 2015, 06:05 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)


"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (49)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (1)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 18th, 2015, 12:46 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (1)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 19th, 2015, 09:38 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (2)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 19th, 2015, 11:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (2)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 20th, 2015, 09:23 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (3)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2015, 01:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (3)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (2)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 21st, 2015, 10:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (4)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (2)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2015, 12:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (4)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (3)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 22nd, 2015, 10:02 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (5)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (3)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2015, 12:38 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (5)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (4)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 23rd, 2015, 08:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (6)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (4)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (6)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (5)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 26th, 2015, 03:47 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (7)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (5)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 27th, 2015, 02:55 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (8)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (5)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2015, 03:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (8)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (6)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 28th, 2015, 05:06 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (9)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (6)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 29th, 2015, 03:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (9)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (7)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 29th, 2015, 04:20 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (10)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (7)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
October 30th, 2015, 01:56 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (10)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (8)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
October 30th, 2015, 04:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (11)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (8)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2015, 10:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (11)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (9)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 3rd, 2015, 05:32 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (12)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (9)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 4th, 2015, 02:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (12)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (10)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 4th, 2015, 02:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (13)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (10)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 5th, 2015, 02:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)


"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (13)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (11)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 5th, 2015, 04:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (11)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 6th, 2015, 03:10 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (12)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 12th, 2015, 04:57 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (15)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (12)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 13th, 2015, 12:53 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (15)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (13)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 13th, 2015, 03:51 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (16)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (13)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 14th, 2015, 01:13 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (16)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 14th, 2015, 04:23 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (14)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 15th, 2015, 02:09 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 15th, 2015, 05:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (15)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 16th, 2015, 02:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (16)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 16th, 2015, 03:13 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (19)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (16)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 17th, 2015, 02:51 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (19)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 17th, 2015, 03:13 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (20)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (17)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 18th, 2015, 02:56 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (20)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 18th, 2015, 06:22 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (21)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (18)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 19th, 2015, 02:55 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (21)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (19)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 24th, 2015, 03:11 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (22)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (19)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 25th, 2015, 01:04 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (22)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (20)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 25th, 2015, 02:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (20)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 26th, 2015, 12:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (21)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 26th, 2015, 01:44 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (24)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (21)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 27th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (24)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (22)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 27th, 2015, 04:55 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (25)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (22)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 28th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (25)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 28th, 2015, 05:20 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (26)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
November 29th, 2015, 09:46 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (27)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (23)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
November 29th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (27)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
November 30th, 2015, 06:06 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (28)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (24)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 1st, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (28)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (25)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 2nd, 2015, 02:31 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (29)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (25)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 3rd, 2015, 01:42 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (30)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (25)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 3rd, 2015, 02:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (30)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (26)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 5th, 2015, 08:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (31)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (26)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 5th, 2015, 02:42 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (31)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 6th, 2015, 05:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (32)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (27)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 7th, 2015, 01:44 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (32)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (28)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 7th, 2015, 04:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (33)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (28)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 8th, 2015, 09:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (34)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (28)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 8th, 2015, 02:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (34)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (29)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 9th, 2015, 04:07 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (35)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (29)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 10th, 2015, 02:48 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (35)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (30)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 13th, 2015, 03:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (36)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (30)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 14th, 2015, 02:23 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (36)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (31)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 16th, 2015, 05:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (37)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (31)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 17th, 2015, 02:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (37)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (32)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
December 31st, 2015, 06:45 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (38)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (32)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 5th, 2016, 01:01 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (38)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (33)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 6th, 2016, 06:32 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (39)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (33)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 7th, 2016, 12:59 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (39)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (34)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 7th, 2016, 02:44 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (40)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (34)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 8th, 2016, 02:32 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (40)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (35)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 8th, 2016, 06:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (41)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (35)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 10th, 2016, 01:55 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (42)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (35)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 12th, 2016, 03:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (43)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (35)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 13th, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (43)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (36)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 14th, 2016, 05:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (44)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (36)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 15th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (44)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (37)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 15th, 2016, 03:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (45)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (37)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 16th, 2016, 09:52 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (45)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (38)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 16th, 2016, 02:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (46)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (38)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 17th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (46)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (39)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 18th, 2016, 05:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (47)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (39)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 19th, 2016, 02:01 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (47)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (40)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 19th, 2016, 05:09 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (48)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (40)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 20th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (48)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (41)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 20th, 2016, 06:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (49)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (41)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 21st, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)



"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (49)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (42)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 26th, 2016, 08:46 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (42)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 26th, 2016, 12:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (43)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 27th, 2016, 05:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (43)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (2)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 28th, 2016, 02:55 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (44)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (2)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 28th, 2016, 05:24 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (44)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 29th, 2016, 01:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (45)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 29th, 2016, 05:12 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (45)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (4)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 30th, 2016, 02:56 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (46)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (4)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 30th, 2016, 06:06 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (46)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (5)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 31st, 2016, 01:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (47)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (5)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
January 31st, 2016, 06:29 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (47)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (6)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 1st, 2016, 09:09 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (47)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (7)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 1st, 2016, 01:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (48)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (7)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 2nd, 2016, 05:06 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (48)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (8)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 3rd, 2016, 04:24 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (48)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (9)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 4th, 2016, 12:40 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (49)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (9)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 4th, 2016, 02:53 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)




-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (49)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (10)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 5th, 2016, 02:24 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (10)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 5th, 2016, 05:59 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (11)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 6th, 2016, 02:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (11)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (2)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 6th, 2016, 05:43 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (12)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (2)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 7th, 2016, 12:48 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (12)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (3)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 8th, 2016, 06:46 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (13)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (3)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 9th, 2016, 01:05 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (13)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (4)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 9th, 2016, 05:24 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (14)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (4)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 11th, 2016, 02:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (14)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (5)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 11th, 2016, 05:49 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (15)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (5)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 12th, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (15)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (6)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 14th, 2016, 03:48 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (16)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (6)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 15th, 2016, 01:36 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (16)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (7)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 15th, 2016, 05:38 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (17)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (7)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 16th, 2016, 02:52 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (17)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (8)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 16th, 2016, 04:06 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (18)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (8)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 17th, 2016, 02:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (18)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (9)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 17th, 2016, 06:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (19)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (9)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 18th, 2016, 02:57 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (19)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 18th, 2016, 05:49 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (20)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (10)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 19th, 2016, 01:38 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (20)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 19th, 2016, 06:15 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (21)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (11)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 20th, 2016, 02:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (21)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (12)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 20th, 2016, 05:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (22)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (12)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 21st, 2016, 02:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (22)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (13)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 21st, 2016, 03:52 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (23)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (13)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 22nd, 2016, 02:50 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (23)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (14)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 22nd, 2016, 06:28 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (24)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (14)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 23rd, 2016, 02:47 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (24)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (15)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 23rd, 2016, 05:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (25)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (15)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 24th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (25)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 25th, 2016, 05:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (26)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (16)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 26th, 2016, 02:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (26)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 26th, 2016, 05:00 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (27)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (17)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 27th, 2016, 01:38 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (27)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (18)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 27th, 2016, 04:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (28)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (18)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 29th, 2016, 02:45 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (28)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
February 29th, 2016, 03:03 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (29)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (19)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 1st, 2016, 01:09 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (29)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (20)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 1st, 2016, 03:23 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (30)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (20)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 2nd, 2016, 01:30 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (30)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (21)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 2nd, 2016, 05:25 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (31)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (21)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 3rd, 2016, 01:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (31)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (22)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 3rd, 2016, 01:47 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (32)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (22)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 4th, 2016, 01:47 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (32)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (23)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 4th, 2016, 03:07 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (33)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (23)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 5th, 2016, 12:10 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (33)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (24)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 5th, 2016, 05:53 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (34)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (24)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 6th, 2016, 02:22 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (34)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (25)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 7th, 2016, 03:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (35)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (25)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 8th, 2016, 01:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (35)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (26)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 8th, 2016, 03:28 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (36)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (26)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 9th, 2016, 02:11 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (36)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (27)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 11th, 2016, 05:39 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (37)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (27)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 12th, 2016, 02:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (37)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 12th, 2016, 05:20 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (38)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (28)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 13th, 2016, 02:23 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (38)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 13th, 2016, 05:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (39)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (29)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 15th, 2016, 03:45 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (39)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (30)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 15th, 2016, 07:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (40)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (30)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 16th, 2016, 03:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (40)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (31)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 16th, 2016, 05:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (41)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (31)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 17th, 2016, 03:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (41)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (32)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 18th, 2016, 05:59 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (42)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (32)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 19th, 2016, 05:58 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (43)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (32)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 20th, 2016, 03:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (43)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (33)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 20th, 2016, 04:49 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (44)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (33)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 22nd, 2016, 03:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (44)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (34)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 22nd, 2016, 06:03 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (45)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (34)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 23rd, 2016, 09:39 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (46)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (34)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 23rd, 2016, 03:57 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (46)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (35)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 24th, 2016, 04:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (47)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (35)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 25th, 2016, 03:36 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (47)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (36)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 25th, 2016, 06:49 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (48)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (36)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 26th, 2016, 03:51 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (48)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (37)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 26th, 2016, 05:36 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)




"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (49)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (37)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 27th, 2016, 05:52 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
22nd - "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)




"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (37)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 28th, 2016, 06:46 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
22nd - "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)




"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (37)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 29th, 2016, 02:28 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
22nd - "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)




"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (38)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 29th, 2016, 05:44 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
22nd - "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)




"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (38)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 31st, 2016, 01:43 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
22nd - "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)




"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 31st, 2016, 04:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
22nd - "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)




"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (39)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 1st, 2016, 02:22 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
22nd - "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)




"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 2nd, 2016, 02:49 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
18th - "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
19th - "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
20th - "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
21st - -(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
22nd - "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)




"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (3)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (40)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 4th, 2016, 02:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it