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Britta
June 8th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (30)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (5)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 8th, 2015, 01:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (30)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (6)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 9th, 2015, 12:59 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (30)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 10th, 2015, 01:30 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (31)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 10th, 2015, 01:36 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (31)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (8)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 11th, 2015, 10:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (31)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 11th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (32)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 12th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (32)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (10)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 12th, 2015, 02:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (33)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (10)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 13th, 2015, 12:04 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (33)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 13th, 2015, 12:59 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (34)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
June 13th, 2015, 07:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (34)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 14th, 2015, 10:16 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (34)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (12)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 14th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (35)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (12)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 15th, 2015, 11:26 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (35)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (13)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 15th, 2015, 12:30 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (36)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (13)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 17th, 2015, 08:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (36)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 17th, 2015, 10:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (37)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 18th, 2015, 09:34 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (37)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (15)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 18th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (38)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (15)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 19th, 2015, 08:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (38)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (16)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 19th, 2015, 10:58 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (39)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (16)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 20th, 2015, 10:19 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (39)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 20th, 2015, 11:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (40)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
June 21st, 2015, 04:06 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (40)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 21st, 2015, 04:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (40)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (18)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
June 22nd, 2015, 09:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (40)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 22nd, 2015, 10:41 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (41)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 22nd, 2015, 12:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (41)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (19)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 23rd, 2015, 11:41 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (41)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (20)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 23rd, 2015, 12:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (42)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (20)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 24th, 2015, 11:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (42)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (21)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 24th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (43)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (21)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 25th, 2015, 03:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (43)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (22)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 26th, 2015, 10:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (43)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 26th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (44)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (19)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
June 27th, 2015, 10:28 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (44)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 27th, 2015, 11:30 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (45)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 27th, 2015, 03:40 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (45)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (24)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 28th, 2015, 10:43 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (45)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (25)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 28th, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (46)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (25)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 29th, 2015, 08:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (46)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (26)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 29th, 2015, 09:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (47)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (26)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
June 30th, 2015, 09:28 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (47)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (27)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
June 30th, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (48)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (27)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 1st, 2015, 09:41 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (48)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (28)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 1st, 2015, 10:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (49)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (28)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 2nd, 2015, 07:48 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (49)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 3rd, 2015, 01:50 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)



"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (49)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 3rd, 2015, 03:15 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 4th, 2015, 12:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (20)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 5th, 2015, 10:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (21)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 5th, 2015, 11:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (21)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (32)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 6th, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (21)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 6th, 2015, 01:28 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (22)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 7th, 2015, 12:42 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (22)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (34)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 8th, 2015, 10:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (23)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (34)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 8th, 2015, 12:39 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (23)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (35)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
July 9th, 2015, 04:09 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (23)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 9th, 2015, 11:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (24)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 9th, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (24)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 10th, 2015, 11:39 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (25)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 10th, 2015, 06:01 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (25)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 11th, 2015, 11:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (26)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 11th, 2015, 01:25 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (26)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 12th, 2015, 11:08 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (27)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 12th, 2015, 01:08 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (27)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 13th, 2015, 10:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (28)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 13th, 2015, 02:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (28)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (41)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 14th, 2015, 12:39 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (29)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (41)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 14th, 2015, 06:56 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (42)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 15th, 2015, 02:36 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (42)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 15th, 2015, 07:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (43)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 16th, 2015, 11:47 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (43)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 16th, 2015, 03:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (44)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 17th, 2015, 12:00 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (44)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (32)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 17th, 2015, 05:01 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (45)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (32)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 18th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (45)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 18th, 2015, 12:08 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (46)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
July 18th, 2015, 01:45 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (46)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (34)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 19th, 2015, 01:30 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (46)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (35)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 19th, 2015, 02:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (47)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (35)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 20th, 2015, 11:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (47)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 20th, 2015, 01:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (48)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 21st, 2015, 11:23 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (48)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 21st, 2015, 12:30 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (49)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 22nd, 2015, 11:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)


"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (49)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 22nd, 2015, 01:00 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 23rd, 2015, 01:15 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 23rd, 2015, 04:25 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 24th, 2015, 12:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 24th, 2015, 01:29 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 25th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (41)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 25th, 2015, 01:51 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (41)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 26th, 2015, 02:11 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (42)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 26th, 2015, 05:45 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (42)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 27th, 2015, 06:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (42)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (5)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 28th, 2015, 03:37 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (43)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (5)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
July 28th, 2015, 10:09 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (44)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (5)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 29th, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (44)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (6)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 29th, 2015, 02:24 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (45)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (6)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 30th, 2015, 12:05 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (45)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
July 30th, 2015, 12:15 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (46)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
July 31st, 2015, 05:57 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (46)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (8)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 1st, 2015, 01:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (47)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (8)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 1st, 2015, 05:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (47)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 2nd, 2015, 12:03 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (48)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 2nd, 2015, 02:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (48)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (10)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 3rd, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (49)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (10)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 3rd, 2015, 06:52 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)


"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (49)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 4th, 2015, 12:03 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 4th, 2015, 03:12 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (12)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 5th, 2015, 10:16 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (12)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 5th, 2015, 06:36 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (13)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 6th, 2015, 11:38 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (13)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (2)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 6th, 2015, 06:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (2)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
August 7th, 2015, 10:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (2)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 7th, 2015, 11:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 7th, 2015, 01:12 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (15)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 8th, 2015, 10:44 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (15)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 8th, 2015, 04:20 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (16)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 9th, 2015, 10:14 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (16)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (5)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 9th, 2015, 07:22 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (17)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (5)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 10th, 2015, 12:20 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (17)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (6)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 10th, 2015, 06:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (18)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (6)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 11th, 2015, 12:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (18)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 11th, 2015, 06:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (19)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 12th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (19)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (8)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 12th, 2015, 04:08 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (20)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (8)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 13th, 2015, 12:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (20)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 14th, 2015, 07:34 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (21)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 14th, 2015, 12:08 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (21)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (10)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 15th, 2015, 12:05 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (22)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (10)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 16th, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (22)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 16th, 2015, 06:25 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (23)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 17th, 2015, 10:09 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (24)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 17th, 2015, 11:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (24)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (12)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
August 17th, 2015, 12:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (24)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (13)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 18th, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (25)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (13)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 18th, 2015, 12:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (25)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 19th, 2015, 08:30 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (26)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (14)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 19th, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (26)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (15)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 20th, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (27)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (15)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 20th, 2015, 01:21 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (27)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (16)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 21st, 2015, 09:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (28)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (16)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 21st, 2015, 12:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (28)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 22nd, 2015, 10:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (29)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 22nd, 2015, 01:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (29)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 23rd, 2015, 12:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (30)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 24th, 2015, 11:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (30)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (19)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 24th, 2015, 03:05 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (31)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (19)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 25th, 2015, 10:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (31)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (20)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 25th, 2015, 02:44 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (32)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (20)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 26th, 2015, 11:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (33)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (20)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 26th, 2015, 02:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (33)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (21)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 27th, 2015, 09:44 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (34)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (21)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 27th, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (34)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (22)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 28th, 2015, 09:32 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (35)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (22)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 28th, 2015, 01:58 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (35)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 29th, 2015, 08:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (36)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 29th, 2015, 01:38 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (36)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (24)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 30th, 2015, 08:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (37)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (24)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 30th, 2015, 12:57 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (37)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (25)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
August 31st, 2015, 10:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (38)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (25)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
August 31st, 2015, 01:03 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (38)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (26)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 1st, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (39)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (26)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 1st, 2015, 01:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (39)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (27)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 2nd, 2015, 11:47 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (40)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (27)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 2nd, 2015, 01:10 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (40)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (28)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 3rd, 2015, 08:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (41)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (28)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 3rd, 2015, 12:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (41)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 4th, 2015, 10:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (42)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 4th, 2015, 10:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (42)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 5th, 2015, 03:13 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (43)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 6th, 2015, 11:18 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (43)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 6th, 2015, 12:24 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (44)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 7th, 2015, 01:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (45)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 7th, 2015, 01:50 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (45)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (32)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 8th, 2015, 04:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (46)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (32)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 9th, 2015, 10:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (47)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (32)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 9th, 2015, 11:26 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (47)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 10th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (48)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 10th, 2015, 11:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (48)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (34)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 11th, 2015, 05:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (49)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (34)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 11th, 2015, 01:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)


"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (49)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (35)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 12th, 2015, 10:03 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (35)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 12th, 2015, 01:13 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 13th, 2015, 05:53 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 14th, 2015, 08:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 14th, 2015, 12:21 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 15th, 2015, 11:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 15th, 2015, 01:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 16th, 2015, 10:12 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 16th, 2015, 11:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 17th, 2015, 01:39 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
September 17th, 2015, 02:51 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
13th - "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
14th - "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
15th - "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
16th - "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
17th - "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)


"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (1)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
September 18th, 2015, 07:07 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbe