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Britta
January 31st, 2015, 08:38 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (45)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (39)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
February 2nd, 2015, 09:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (45)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (40)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 2nd, 2015, 10:47 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (46)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (40)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
February 3rd, 2015, 06:22 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (47)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (40)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 4th, 2015, 11:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (48)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (40)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
February 5th, 2015, 12:40 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (48)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (41)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 6th, 2015, 11:28 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (49)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (41)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
February 7th, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (41)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 7th, 2015, 10:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (42)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
February 10th, 2015, 12:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (43)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 10th, 2015, 11:12 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (44)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
February 10th, 2015, 12:43 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (45)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 11th, 2015, 11:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (46)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
February 12th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (47)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 12th, 2015, 10:00 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (48)
"I aim to misbehave." (17)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
February 17th, 2015, 05:52 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (48)
"I aim to misbehave." (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 19th, 2015, 08:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (49)
"I aim to misbehave." (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
February 19th, 2015, 11:03 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (18)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
February 19th, 2015, 02:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (19)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
February 20th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (20)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 20th, 2015, 10:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (21)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
February 21st, 2015, 09:14 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (22)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
February 21st, 2015, 11:29 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (23)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 22nd, 2015, 09:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (24)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
February 22nd, 2015, 04:08 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (25)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 23rd, 2015, 09:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (26)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
February 24th, 2015, 04:40 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (27)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 25th, 2015, 10:07 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (28)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
February 26th, 2015, 04:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 26th, 2015, 10:03 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
February 27th, 2015, 04:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 27th, 2015, 12:25 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (32)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
February 27th, 2015, 11:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
February 28th, 2015, 10:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (34)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
February 28th, 2015, 11:07 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (35)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 1st, 2015, 10:32 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
March 1st, 2015, 03:00 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (2)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 2nd, 2015, 09:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 2nd, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 3rd, 2015, 09:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (4)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 3rd, 2015, 01:05 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (4)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
March 4th, 2015, 04:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (4)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 4th, 2015, 07:15 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (5)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 4th, 2015, 10:17 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (41)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (5)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 5th, 2015, 01:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (41)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (6)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 6th, 2015, 11:19 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (42)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (6)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
March 6th, 2015, 04:12 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (43)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (6)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
March 7th, 2015, 12:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (44)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (6)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 7th, 2015, 07:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (44)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (7)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 7th, 2015, 12:07 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (45)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (7)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 8th, 2015, 09:12 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (45)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (8)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 8th, 2015, 09:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (46)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (8)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 9th, 2015, 08:40 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (46)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (9)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 9th, 2015, 10:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (47)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (9)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 11th, 2015, 09:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (47)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (10)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 11th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (48)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (10)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 12th, 2015, 08:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (48)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (11)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 12th, 2015, 12:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (49)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (11)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 13th, 2015, 09:19 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)



"I aim to misbehave." (49)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (12)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 13th, 2015, 11:07 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (12)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 14th, 2015, 08:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (13)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
March 14th, 2015, 11:01 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (14)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 14th, 2015, 12:56 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (14)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 15th, 2015, 08:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (15)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (1)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 15th, 2015, 09:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (15)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (2)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 16th, 2015, 08:08 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (16)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (2)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 16th, 2015, 11:44 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (16)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (3)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 17th, 2015, 08:11 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (17)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (3)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 17th, 2015, 12:13 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (17)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (4)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 18th, 2015, 08:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (18)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (4)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 18th, 2015, 11:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (18)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (5)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 19th, 2015, 08:41 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (19)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (5)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 19th, 2015, 09:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (19)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (6)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 20th, 2015, 09:14 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (20)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (6)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 20th, 2015, 11:01 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (20)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (7)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 21st, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (21)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (7)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 21st, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (21)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (8)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 22nd, 2015, 09:28 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (22)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (8)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 22nd, 2015, 12:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (22)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (9)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 23rd, 2015, 07:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (23)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (9)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 23rd, 2015, 10:58 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (23)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (10)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
March 23rd, 2015, 05:07 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (23)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (11)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 24th, 2015, 08:37 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (24)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (11)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 24th, 2015, 09:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (24)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (12)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 25th, 2015, 08:15 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (25)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (12)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 25th, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (25)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (13)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
March 25th, 2015, 10:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (26)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (13)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
March 26th, 2015, 05:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (27)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (13)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 26th, 2015, 08:52 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (28)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (13)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 26th, 2015, 11:18 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (28)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (14)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 27th, 2015, 07:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (14)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 27th, 2015, 10:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (15)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 28th, 2015, 08:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (15)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 28th, 2015, 10:18 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (16)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 29th, 2015, 09:34 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (16)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 29th, 2015, 10:40 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (17)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 30th, 2015, 06:32 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (32)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (17)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
March 30th, 2015, 10:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (17)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 30th, 2015, 11:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (33)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (18)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
March 31st, 2015, 08:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (34)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (18)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
March 31st, 2015, 10:23 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (34)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (19)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 1st, 2015, 08:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (35)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (19)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 1st, 2015, 08:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (35)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (20)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 2nd, 2015, 09:17 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (20)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 2nd, 2015, 11:41 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (36)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (21)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 3rd, 2015, 06:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (37)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (21)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 4th, 2015, 08:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (21)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 4th, 2015, 12:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (38)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (22)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 5th, 2015, 10:17 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (22)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 5th, 2015, 12:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (39)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (23)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 6th, 2015, 09:26 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (23)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 6th, 2015, 10:12 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (40)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (24)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 7th, 2015, 08:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (41)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (24)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 7th, 2015, 10:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (41)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (25)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 8th, 2015, 10:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (42)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (25)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 8th, 2015, 11:18 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (43)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (25)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 8th, 2015, 11:43 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (43)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (26)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 9th, 2015, 09:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (44)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (26)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 10th, 2015, 07:46 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (45)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (26)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 10th, 2015, 12:24 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (45)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (27)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 11th, 2015, 10:09 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (46)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (27)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 11th, 2015, 11:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (47)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (27)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 11th, 2015, 01:42 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (47)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (28)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
April 11th, 2015, 10:07 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (47)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (29)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 12th, 2015, 10:56 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (48)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (29)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 13th, 2015, 08:09 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)



"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (49)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (29)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 14th, 2015, 08:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (29)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 14th, 2015, 10:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (30)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 14th, 2015, 11:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (2)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (30)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 15th, 2015, 08:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (2)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (30)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (1)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 15th, 2015, 10:19 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (3)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (30)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (1)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 15th, 2015, 11:52 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (3)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (31)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (1)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 16th, 2015, 10:22 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (3)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (31)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (2)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 16th, 2015, 12:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (3)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (32)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (2)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 17th, 2015, 12:28 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (32)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (2)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 17th, 2015, 04:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (32)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (3)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
April 17th, 2015, 09:50 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (32)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (4)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 18th, 2015, 09:44 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (32)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (5)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 18th, 2015, 10:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (33)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (5)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 19th, 2015, 09:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (33)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (6)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
April 19th, 2015, 10:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (33)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (7)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 19th, 2015, 01:21 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (34)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (7)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 20th, 2015, 09:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (34)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (8)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 20th, 2015, 12:11 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (4)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (35)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (8)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 20th, 2015, 12:49 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (5)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (35)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (8)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 21st, 2015, 07:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (5)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (35)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (9)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 21st, 2015, 11:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (5)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (36)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (9)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 22nd, 2015, 09:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (5)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (36)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (10)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 22nd, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (5)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (37)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (10)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 23rd, 2015, 10:37 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (5)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (37)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (11)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 23rd, 2015, 11:22 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (5)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (38)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (11)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 24th, 2015, 06:46 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (5)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (38)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (12)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 24th, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (38)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (12)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 24th, 2015, 12:48 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (39)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (12)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 25th, 2015, 09:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (39)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (13)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
April 25th, 2015, 10:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (39)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (14)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 25th, 2015, 11:16 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (40)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (14)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 26th, 2015, 09:00 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (40)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (15)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 26th, 2015, 01:20 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (41)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (15)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 27th, 2015, 10:11 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (41)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (16)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 27th, 2015, 11:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (6)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (42)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (16)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 27th, 2015, 01:12 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (7)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (42)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (16)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 28th, 2015, 09:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (7)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (42)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (17)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 28th, 2015, 11:37 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (7)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (43)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (17)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 29th, 2015, 11:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (8)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (43)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (17)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
April 29th, 2015, 01:11 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (8)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (43)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (18)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
April 30th, 2015, 01:15 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (8)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (44)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (18)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
April 30th, 2015, 02:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (44)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (18)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 1st, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (44)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (19)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 1st, 2015, 02:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (45)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (19)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 2nd, 2015, 10:18 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (45)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (20)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 2nd, 2015, 01:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (46)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (20)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
May 3rd, 2015, 07:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (46)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (21)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 3rd, 2015, 12:09 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (47)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (21)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 3rd, 2015, 03:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (47)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (22)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 4th, 2015, 08:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (9)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (47)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (23)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0

Lucycat
May 4th, 2015, 12:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (10)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (47)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (23)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 4th, 2015, 01:32 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (10)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (48)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (23)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 5th, 2015, 09:01 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (10)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (48)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (24)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 5th, 2015, 11:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (10)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (49)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (24)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 6th, 2015, 09:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (10)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (49)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (25)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 6th, 2015, 11:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (10)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (25)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 7th, 2015, 08:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (10)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (26)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 7th, 2015, 11:10 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (10)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (26)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
May 7th, 2015, 12:01 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (26)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 8th, 2015, 09:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (27)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 8th, 2015, 10:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (27)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 9th, 2015, 09:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (28)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 9th, 2015, 10:20 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (28)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 10th, 2015, 10:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 10th, 2015, 11:51 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (29)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 11th, 2015, 08:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 11th, 2015, 12:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (11)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
May 12th, 2015, 09:10 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (12)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
May 12th, 2015, 11:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (30)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (12)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 12th, 2015, 12:10 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (12)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
May 12th, 2015, 05:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)



"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (31)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (13)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

itsaparadox
May 13th, 2015, 07:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
8th - "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
9th - "There was a man... he was very blurry." (50)
10th - "I aim to misbehave." (50)
11th - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
12th - "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!"