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Britta
September 25th, 2014, 02:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (3)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (49)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
September 25th, 2014, 06:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (3)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (49)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
September 26th, 2014, 09:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
September 26th, 2014, 11:07 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (1)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
September 27th, 2014, 10:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (1)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (2)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
September 27th, 2014, 04:58 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (1)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (2)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
September 28th, 2014, 08:05 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (2)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (2)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
September 28th, 2014, 10:10 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (2)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (3)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
September 29th, 2014, 11:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (3)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (3)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
September 29th, 2014, 12:48 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (3)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
September 30th, 2014, 06:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (4)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
September 30th, 2014, 10:04 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 1st, 2014, 03:06 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 1st, 2014, 06:04 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (6)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 1st, 2014, 10:11 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (7)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 2nd, 2014, 12:44 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (7)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 2nd, 2014, 01:21 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (8)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 2nd, 2014, 11:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (9)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 3rd, 2014, 06:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (9)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 3rd, 2014, 01:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (10)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 12:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (11)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 5th, 2014, 03:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (11)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 5th, 2014, 08:17 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (12)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
October 5th, 2014, 04:10 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (12)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (3)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 5th, 2014, 10:33 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (12)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 08:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (12)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (9)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 6th, 2014, 08:47 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (12)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (10)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

losernerdfriend
October 6th, 2014, 10:23 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (12)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (10)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 6th, 2014, 11:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (13)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (10)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 6th, 2014, 11:30 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (14)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (10)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 7th, 2014, 03:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (14)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (11)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 7th, 2014, 11:09 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (14)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (12)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 8th, 2014, 08:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (14)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 8th, 2014, 10:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (15)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 8th, 2014, 11:10 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (16)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 9th, 2014, 04:01 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (16)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (14)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 10th, 2014, 11:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (16)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (15)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 11th, 2014, 01:40 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (16)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (16)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 11th, 2014, 01:26 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (17)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (16)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 11th, 2014, 10:11 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (16)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 12th, 2014, 08:37 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (17)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 12th, 2014, 10:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (18)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 13th, 2014, 04:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (19)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 13th, 2014, 10:21 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (20)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 14th, 2014, 02:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (21)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 14th, 2014, 11:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (19)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (21)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 14th, 2014, 10:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (20)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (21)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 15th, 2014, 09:58 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (20)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (22)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 15th, 2014, 12:04 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (21)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (22)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 15th, 2014, 11:03 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (22)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (22)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 16th, 2014, 05:41 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (22)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 16th, 2014, 08:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (23)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 19th, 2014, 10:43 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (24)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 20th, 2014, 03:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (25)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 21st, 2014, 12:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (26)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 21st, 2014, 02:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (27)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 21st, 2014, 11:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (24)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (27)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 22nd, 2014, 12:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (25)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (27)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 22nd, 2014, 03:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (25)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (28)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 22nd, 2014, 11:17 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (25)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (29)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 23rd, 2014, 12:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (25)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (30)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 23rd, 2014, 12:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (26)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (30)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 24th, 2014, 08:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (26)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (31)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 24th, 2014, 10:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (31)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 25th, 2014, 09:20 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (32)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (4)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
October 25th, 2014, 05:07 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (32)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 26th, 2014, 08:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (33)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
October 26th, 2014, 04:32 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (34)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 27th, 2014, 04:28 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (35)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 27th, 2014, 05:28 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (36)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 27th, 2014, 10:36 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (28)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (36)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 28th, 2014, 09:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (28)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (37)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 28th, 2014, 09:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (29)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (37)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
October 29th, 2014, 09:02 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (29)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (38)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
October 30th, 2014, 12:40 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (30)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (38)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)[/QUOTE]

Britta
October 30th, 2014, 01:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (30)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (39)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
October 31st, 2014, 11:12 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (30)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (40)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 1st, 2014, 04:22 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (30)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (41)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 1st, 2014, 01:52 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (31)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (41)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
November 2nd, 2014, 03:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (32)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (41)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 2nd, 2014, 03:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (32)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (42)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 2nd, 2014, 09:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (33)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (42)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 3rd, 2014, 09:06 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (33)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (43)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
November 3rd, 2014, 04:23 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (33)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (44)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 4th, 2014, 02:12 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (33)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (45)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
November 4th, 2014, 03:49 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (33)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (46)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 5th, 2014, 08:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (33)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (47)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 6th, 2014, 10:15 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (34)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (47)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 6th, 2014, 11:03 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (34)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (48)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
November 8th, 2014, 04:03 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (34)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (49)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 8th, 2014, 05:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (34)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 8th, 2014, 12:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (35)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (4)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 9th, 2014, 08:51 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (35)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (5)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 9th, 2014, 09:05 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (36)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (5)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
November 10th, 2014, 03:43 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (37)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (5)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 10th, 2014, 05:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (37)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (6)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 10th, 2014, 09:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (38)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (6)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 11th, 2014, 08:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (38)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (7)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 11th, 2014, 10:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (39)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (7)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 12th, 2014, 08:00 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (39)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (8)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 12th, 2014, 12:21 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (40)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (8)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 13th, 2014, 08:10 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (40)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (9)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
November 15th, 2014, 03:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (40)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (10)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 15th, 2014, 06:12 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (40)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (11)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 15th, 2014, 04:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (41)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (11)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 16th, 2014, 07:22 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (42)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (11)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 16th, 2014, 08:47 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (42)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (12)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 18th, 2014, 11:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (43)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (12)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 19th, 2014, 08:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (43)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (13)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 20th, 2014, 11:02 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (44)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (13)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 21st, 2014, 09:15 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (44)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (14)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 21st, 2014, 10:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (45)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (14)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 22nd, 2014, 08:47 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (45)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (15)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 22nd, 2014, 10:19 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (46)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (15)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
November 22nd, 2014, 05:31 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (46)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (16)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 23rd, 2014, 08:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (46)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (17)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 25th, 2014, 01:14 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (47)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (17)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 26th, 2014, 07:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (47)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (18)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 26th, 2014, 12:09 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (48)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (18)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 27th, 2014, 08:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (48)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (19)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 27th, 2014, 03:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (49)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (19)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 28th, 2014, 09:43 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)



"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (49)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (20)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 29th, 2014, 05:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (20)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
November 29th, 2014, 08:05 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (20)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 29th, 2014, 08:07 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (21)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
November 29th, 2014, 10:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (22)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
November 30th, 2014, 08:14 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (23)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
November 30th, 2014, 01:04 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (23)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
December 1st, 2014, 08:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (24)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
December 1st, 2014, 12:53 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (24)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
December 2nd, 2014, 03:51 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (24)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
December 2nd, 2014, 07:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (25)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
December 3rd, 2014, 09:40 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (25)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
December 3rd, 2014, 10:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (26)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
December 4th, 2014, 06:32 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (26)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
December 4th, 2014, 11:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (27)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
December 5th, 2014, 06:00 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (27)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
December 5th, 2014, 08:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (28)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
December 6th, 2014, 06:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (28)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
December 6th, 2014, 08:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (29)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
December 6th, 2014, 09:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (30)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
December 7th, 2014, 08:10 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (31)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
December 9th, 2014, 03:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (32)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
December 9th, 2014, 07:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (32)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
December 9th, 2014, 08:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (33)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 10th, 2014, 12:01 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (33)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (1)

Britta
December 10th, 2014, 08:37 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (34)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (8)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 11th, 2014, 01:13 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (34)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (8)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (2)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 11th, 2014, 07:58 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (35)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (8)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (2)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 11th, 2014, 10:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (35)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (9)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (2)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 12th, 2014, 08:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (36)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (9)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (2)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
December 12th, 2014, 10:50 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (37)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (9)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (2)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 13th, 2014, 12:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (37)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (9)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 13th, 2014, 08:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (38)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (9)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 13th, 2014, 05:37 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (38)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (10)
"I aim to misbehave." (5)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
December 13th, 2014, 07:47 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (38)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (10)
"I aim to misbehave." (6)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
December 14th, 2014, 03:16 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (38)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (10)
"I aim to misbehave." (7)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 14th, 2014, 08:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (39)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (10)
"I aim to misbehave." (7)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 14th, 2014, 11:04 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (39)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (10)
"I aim to misbehave." (8)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 14th, 2014, 01:05 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (39)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (11)
"I aim to misbehave." (8)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 15th, 2014, 10:38 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (40)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (11)
"I aim to misbehave." (8)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 15th, 2014, 11:20 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (40)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (12)
"I aim to misbehave." (8)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 16th, 2014, 09:10 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (41)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (12)
"I aim to misbehave." (8)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 17th, 2014, 10:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (41)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (13)
"I aim to misbehave." (8)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 17th, 2014, 11:03 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (42)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (13)
"I aim to misbehave." (8)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 17th, 2014, 08:38 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (42)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (13)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 18th, 2014, 08:06 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (43)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (13)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 18th, 2014, 12:55 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (43)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (14)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 19th, 2014, 08:33 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (44)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (14)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 19th, 2014, 09:16 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (44)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (15)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
December 20th, 2014, 04:22 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (44)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (16)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 20th, 2014, 08:54 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (44)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (17)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 20th, 2014, 08:58 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (45)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (17)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Brother Freyr
December 20th, 2014, 12:35 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (45)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (17)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 21st, 2014, 06:40 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (45)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (18)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 21st, 2014, 07:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (46)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (18)
"I aim to misbehave." (9)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
December 22nd, 2014, 04:47 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (46)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (18)
"I aim to misbehave." (10)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 23rd, 2014, 08:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (47)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (18)
"I aim to misbehave." (10)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 23rd, 2014, 08:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (47)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (19)
"I aim to misbehave." (10)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
December 24th, 2014, 05:00 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (47)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (19)
"I aim to misbehave." (11)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
December 24th, 2014, 09:42 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (47)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (19)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 25th, 2014, 10:20 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (48)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (19)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 25th, 2014, 04:30 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (48)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (20)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 26th, 2014, 07:34 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (48)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (21)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 26th, 2014, 08:27 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)


"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (49)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (21)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
December 26th, 2014, 01:34 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (21)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (4)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mandogater
December 26th, 2014, 06:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (21)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (5)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
December 27th, 2014, 09:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (21)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (6)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 27th, 2014, 10:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (21)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 28th, 2014, 02:58 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (22)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 29th, 2014, 10:11 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (23)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (7)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 29th, 2014, 10:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (23)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (8)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 30th, 2014, 11:59 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (24)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (8)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
December 31st, 2014, 08:58 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (24)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
December 31st, 2014, 11:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (25)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Starfist
January 1st, 2015, 04:02 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (26)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (9)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Britta
January 1st, 2015, 07:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (26)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (10)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

Lucycat
January 1st, 2015, 09:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (27)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (10)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)

mrscopterdoc
January 1st, 2015, 05:15 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
3rd - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
4th - "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
5th - "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
6th - "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
7th - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)



"There was a man... he was very blurry." (27)
"I aim to misbehave." (12)
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (11)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (3)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (1)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery."