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Alphabet Cookie
April 5th, 2014, 11:08 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (35)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (24)

Starfist
April 10th, 2014, 12:15 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (35)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (25)

Starfist
April 13th, 2014, 01:24 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (35)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (26)

Starfist
April 23rd, 2014, 01:34 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (35)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (27)

mrscopterdoc
April 25th, 2014, 11:46 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (35)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (28)

Starfist
April 25th, 2014, 12:42 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (35)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (29)

Britta
April 28th, 2014, 12:11 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (36)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (29)

Starfist
April 28th, 2014, 09:30 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (37)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (29)

Britta
April 29th, 2014, 01:08 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (38)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (29)

Starfist
April 30th, 2014, 06:13 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (39)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (29)

Britta
April 30th, 2014, 08:17 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (40)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (29)

Alphabet Cookie
May 1st, 2014, 01:12 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (40)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Britta
May 1st, 2014, 04:28 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (41)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Starfist
May 1st, 2014, 10:30 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (42)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Britta
May 2nd, 2014, 11:10 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (43)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Starfist
May 3rd, 2014, 10:07 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (44)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Britta
May 4th, 2014, 04:45 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (45)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

mrscopterdoc
May 4th, 2014, 03:15 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (46)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Starfist
May 4th, 2014, 09:41 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (47)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Britta
May 5th, 2014, 04:00 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (48)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Starfist
May 6th, 2014, 03:10 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)



- "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (49)
- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Britta
May 6th, 2014, 04:12 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (30)

Starfist
May 7th, 2014, 09:51 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (31)

Britta
May 7th, 2014, 11:05 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (32)

mrscopterdoc
May 9th, 2014, 02:54 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (33)

Britta
May 9th, 2014, 02:55 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (34)

Starfist
May 9th, 2014, 10:20 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (35)

Britta
May 10th, 2014, 08:08 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (36)

Starfist
May 10th, 2014, 10:33 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (37)

Britta
May 11th, 2014, 06:14 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (38)

Starfist
May 12th, 2014, 03:57 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (39)

Britta
May 12th, 2014, 06:08 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (40)

Starfist
May 13th, 2014, 11:09 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (41)

Britta
May 13th, 2014, 11:09 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (42)

Starfist
May 15th, 2014, 10:48 PM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (43)

Britta
May 16th, 2014, 02:24 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (44)

Starfist
May 17th, 2014, 07:18 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (45)

Britta
May 17th, 2014, 08:22 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (46)

Starfist
May 18th, 2014, 03:43 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (47)

Britta
May 18th, 2014, 07:48 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (48)

Starfist
May 22nd, 2014, 03:17 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)


- "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (49)

Britta
May 22nd, 2014, 03:28 AM
01st Place: "We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (50)
02nd Place: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)
03rd Place: "Oh, God! I can't know that!" (50)
04th Place: "See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (50)
05th Place: "Is he okay?!?!" (50)
06th Place: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (50)
07th Place: "Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (50)
08th Place: "You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (50)
09th Place: "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (50)
10th Place: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (50)
11th Place: The Big Damn Heroes scene. (50)
12th Place: "Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (50)
13th Place: "I aim to misbehave." (50)
14th Place: "You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (50)
15th Place: "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (50)
16th Place: "There was a man he was very blurry." (50)
17th Place: "Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (50)
18th Place: "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (50)
19th Place: "Yeah, that went well." (50)
20th Place: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
21st Place: "Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (50)
22nd Place: "That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (50)
23rd Place: "Faster, faster, faster would be better." (50)
24th Place: "I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (50)
25th Place: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (50)
26th Place: "... o-or, we could talk more..." (50)
27th Place: "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (50)
28th Place: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (50)
29th Place: "This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (50)
30th Place: "We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (50)
31st Place: "Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (50)
32nd Place: "Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (50)
33rd Place: "Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (50)
34th Place: "You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (50)
35th Place: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (50)
36th Place - (Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (50)
37th Place - "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (50)
38th Place - "Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (50)
39th Place - "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (50)
40th Place - "Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (50)
41st Place - "Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (50)
42nd Place - "Could you be more specific?" (50)
43rd Place - "This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (50)
44th Place - "You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (50)
45th Place - "Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (50)
46th Place - "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (50)
47th Place - Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (50)
48th Place - "You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (50)
49th Place - "I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (50)
50th Place - "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (50)

mrscopterdoc
May 26th, 2014, 04:39 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (0)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
May 26th, 2014, 09:30 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (1)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
May 27th, 2014, 05:16 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (1)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (1)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
May 27th, 2014, 10:53 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (1)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (2)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
May 28th, 2014, 03:07 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (1)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (3)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
May 29th, 2014, 12:18 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (1)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (4)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
May 29th, 2014, 03:35 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (1)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (5)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
May 30th, 2014, 05:25 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (5)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
May 30th, 2014, 08:25 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (6)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
May 31st, 2014, 10:39 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (3)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (6)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
May 31st, 2014, 12:02 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (3)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (7)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 2nd, 2014, 11:27 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (3)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (8)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 3rd, 2014, 07:55 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (3)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (9)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 3rd, 2014, 10:52 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (4)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (9)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 4th, 2014, 12:53 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (4)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (10)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 5th, 2014, 03:56 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (4)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (11)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 5th, 2014, 04:39 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (4)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (12)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 6th, 2014, 10:57 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (12)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 6th, 2014, 12:19 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (13)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 8th, 2014, 11:15 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (14)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 9th, 2014, 04:02 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (15)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 9th, 2014, 11:27 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (16)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 10th, 2014, 03:20 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (0)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (17)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
June 10th, 2014, 05:56 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (5)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (17)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 11th, 2014, 03:47 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (6)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (17)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 11th, 2014, 06:08 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (6)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (18)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 14th, 2014, 10:19 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (6)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (19)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 15th, 2014, 03:40 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (6)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (20)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 15th, 2014, 10:16 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (7)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (20)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 16th, 2014, 02:11 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (7)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (21)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 17th, 2014, 03:55 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (8)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (21)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 17th, 2014, 04:58 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (8)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (1)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (22)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
June 18th, 2014, 06:23 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (8)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (22)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 18th, 2014, 07:47 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (8)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (23)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 18th, 2014, 09:56 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (9)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (23)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 19th, 2014, 12:11 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (9)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (24)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 19th, 2014, 10:36 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (10)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (24)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 20th, 2014, 08:51 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (10)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (25)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 20th, 2014, 11:54 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (11)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (25)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 21st, 2014, 11:25 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (11)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (2)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (26)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
June 21st, 2014, 07:32 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (11)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (26)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 21st, 2014, 09:27 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (12)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (26)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 22nd, 2014, 09:10 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (12)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (27)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 23rd, 2014, 03:56 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (13)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (27)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 23rd, 2014, 10:12 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (13)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (28)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 24th, 2014, 10:14 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (14)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (28)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 24th, 2014, 12:08 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (14)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (29)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 26th, 2014, 11:40 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (15)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (29)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 27th, 2014, 02:15 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (15)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (30)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 27th, 2014, 10:16 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (16)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (30)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 28th, 2014, 08:18 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (16)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (31)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 29th, 2014, 03:37 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (17)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (31)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
June 29th, 2014, 10:31 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (17)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (32)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
June 30th, 2014, 10:12 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (32)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 1st, 2014, 09:16 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (3)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (33)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
July 1st, 2014, 04:14 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (33)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 2nd, 2014, 07:05 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (34)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 2nd, 2014, 10:30 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (35)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 2nd, 2014, 11:50 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (18)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (36)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 3rd, 2014, 10:30 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (19)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (36)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 4th, 2014, 09:37 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (19)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (37)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 5th, 2014, 02:59 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (20)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (37)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 5th, 2014, 04:41 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (20)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (38)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (0)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
July 5th, 2014, 06:29 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (20)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (38)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 6th, 2014, 06:51 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (20)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (39)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 6th, 2014, 09:55 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (21)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (4)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (39)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
July 6th, 2014, 03:57 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (21)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (39)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 7th, 2014, 07:26 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (21)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (40)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 20th, 2014, 11:51 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (22)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (40)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 21st, 2014, 01:58 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (22)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (41)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 21st, 2014, 11:11 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (41)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 22nd, 2014, 08:30 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (42)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (0)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
July 22nd, 2014, 01:43 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (23)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (42)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 23rd, 2014, 04:03 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (24)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (42)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 23rd, 2014, 09:05 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (24)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (5)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (43)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
July 24th, 2014, 10:11 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (24)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (43)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 24th, 2014, 10:15 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (25)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (43)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 24th, 2014, 02:35 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (25)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (44)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
July 25th, 2014, 11:43 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (25)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (45)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 25th, 2014, 01:46 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (25)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (46)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 26th, 2014, 10:35 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (26)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (46)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 27th, 2014, 10:00 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (26)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (47)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 27th, 2014, 09:59 PM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (47)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 28th, 2014, 08:52 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (27)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (48)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 29th, 2014, 03:38 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (28)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (48)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 29th, 2014, 08:51 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (28)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (49)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
July 29th, 2014, 08:55 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (29)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (49)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
July 30th, 2014, 11:04 AM
"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (30)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (49)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
July 30th, 2014, 12:06 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)

"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (30)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (6)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
July 31st, 2014, 12:03 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (30)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (0)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 1st, 2014, 09:49 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (30)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 1st, 2014, 10:30 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (31)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (1)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 2nd, 2014, 08:39 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (31)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (7)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 2nd, 2014, 10:35 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (31)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 2nd, 2014, 09:55 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (32)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (2)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 3rd, 2014, 07:01 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (32)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 4th, 2014, 02:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (33)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 4th, 2014, 08:42 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (34)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (3)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 4th, 2014, 10:55 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (34)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 5th, 2014, 12:29 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (35)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (4)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)[/QUOTE]

Britta
August 5th, 2014, 01:25 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (0)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (35)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (5)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 5th, 2014, 03:51 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (35)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (5)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 6th, 2014, 08:21 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (35)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (6)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 7th, 2014, 10:48 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (36)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (6)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 8th, 2014, 08:14 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (36)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 9th, 2014, 01:56 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (37)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (7)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 9th, 2014, 07:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (37)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (0)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (8)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
August 9th, 2014, 05:45 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (37)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (1)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (8)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 10th, 2014, 02:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (37)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (8)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 10th, 2014, 11:57 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (37)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (9)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 10th, 2014, 11:06 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (38)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (9)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 11th, 2014, 11:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (38)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (10)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 11th, 2014, 10:02 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (39)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (10)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 12th, 2014, 08:18 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (40)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (10)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 12th, 2014, 08:24 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (40)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (11)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 12th, 2014, 10:16 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (41)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (11)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 13th, 2014, 03:22 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (41)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (1)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (12)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mandogater
August 13th, 2014, 04:19 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (41)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (12)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 13th, 2014, 09:47 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (42)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (12)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 14th, 2014, 12:47 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (42)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (13)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 14th, 2014, 11:08 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (43)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (13)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 14th, 2014, 09:49 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (44)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (13)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 15th, 2014, 01:53 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (44)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (14)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 15th, 2014, 10:40 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (45)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (14)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 15th, 2014, 09:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (46)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (14)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 16th, 2014, 08:31 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (46)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (15)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 17th, 2014, 10:40 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (47)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (15)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 18th, 2014, 07:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (47)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (16)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 18th, 2014, 09:56 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (48)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (16)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 19th, 2014, 11:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (48)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (17)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 19th, 2014, 04:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (48)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (18)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 19th, 2014, 10:50 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (49)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (18)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 20th, 2014, 08:48 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (1)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (49)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (19)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 20th, 2014, 04:41 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (49)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (19)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 20th, 2014, 10:54 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (19)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 21st, 2014, 07:50 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (8)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (20)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 21st, 2014, 02:46 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (9)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (20)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 21st, 2014, 04:18 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (10)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (20)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 22nd, 2014, 02:45 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (11)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (20)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 22nd, 2014, 03:12 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (11)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (21)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 22nd, 2014, 09:41 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (12)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (21)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 22nd, 2014, 05:03 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (21)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 23rd, 2014, 03:10 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (22)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 23rd, 2014, 09:23 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (23)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 23rd, 2014, 05:24 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (24)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 24th, 2014, 08:29 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (0)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (25)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

mrscopterdoc
August 24th, 2014, 10:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (25)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 25th, 2014, 09:30 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (26)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 25th, 2014, 11:27 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (27)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 26th, 2014, 01:25 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (13)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (28)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Lucycat
August 26th, 2014, 11:58 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (14)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (28)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Starfist
August 26th, 2014, 10:21 PM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (15)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." (28)
"Wash, we've got some local color happening. Your grand entrance would not go amiss right now." (0)
"Kaylee, what in the sphincter o' hell you playing at?" (0)
"Could you be more specific?" (0)
"This here's a recipe for unpleasantness." (0)
"You'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord." (1)
"Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged." (0)
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? (0)
Mal: "I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..." (River cocks gun) Mal: "Or, we could talk some more." (0)
"You're welcome on my boat. God ain't." (0)
"I hear there was some talk about beagles... they have smallish droppings?" (0)
"Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!" (0)

Britta
August 27th, 2014, 09:10 AM
1st - "Mercy is the mark of a great man." Mal lightly stabs Atherton with the sword. "Guess I'm just a good man." Mal stabs him again. "Well, I'm all right." (50)
2nd - "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month." (50)


"We might experience some slight turbulence... and explode." (2)
"Oh, God! I can't know that!" (2)
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." (15)
"Is he okay?!?!" (0)
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." (0)
"Yeah but she's our witch now cut her the hell down!" (0)
"You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you, here, starin' at me like I owe him something?" (0)
"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty." (0)
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!" (0)
The Big Damn Heroes scene. (0)
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?" (0)
"I aim to misbehave." (2)
"You got the right same as anyone... to live and try to kill people." (0)
"And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other 'till we both go away?" (0)
"There was a man... he was very blurry." (0)
"Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself." (0)
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." (0)
"Yeah, that went well." (0)
"Whoa! Hey! Flesh..." (0)
"That's what governments are for. Get in a man's way." (0)
"Faster, faster, faster would be better." (0)
"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." (0)
"You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I am a mystery." (0)
"... o-or, we could talk more..." (0)
"If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em. Politely." (1)
"And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" (0)
"This distress wouldn't happen to be taking place in someone's pants would it?" (0)
"We are just too pretty for God to let us die." (0)
"Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed." (To River) "Although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't." (0)
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down... tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens... makes her a home." (0)
"Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?" (0)
"You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his weapon." (0)
"Well, you were right about this being a bad idea." (0)
-(Zoe tells Jayne that killing the torturer is something Mal has to do himself.) "No! No it's not!" (0)
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where." (1)
"Qingwa cao de liumang... [Frog-humping son of a *****...]" - Mal, cursing himself when he fails to remember his line. (0)
"If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I wi