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A Wraith Named Bob
July 25th, 2008, 08:31 PM
So, Woolsey was stuck in the briefing room. How do you think he got out?

tombombadil
July 25th, 2008, 08:33 PM
So, Woolsey was stuck in the briefing room. How do you think he got out?

someone let him out.

A Wraith Named Bob
July 25th, 2008, 08:34 PM
someone let him out.

Now, come on....come up with something a bit more creative... :)

naamiaiset
July 25th, 2008, 08:35 PM
Now, come on....come up with something a bit more creative... :)
woolsey, after encountering a strange substance in "the seed", now discovers he has the ability to walk through solid objects.

how's that?

A Wraith Named Bob
July 25th, 2008, 08:36 PM
Yeah, that's better. :)

tombombadil
July 25th, 2008, 08:37 PM
Now, come on....come up with something a bit more creative... :)

well....that's the logical answer....you want me to make a joke? fine.
woolsey discovered a secret passage way under the table, which lead him to a large corridor of secret passages and he now uses those to travel about atlantis in secret. when he didn't know the way to the cafeteria, he went to the secret passage ways. better?

The6thRace
July 25th, 2008, 08:38 PM
Maybe he deactivated his mobile emitter.

A Wraith Named Bob
July 25th, 2008, 08:41 PM
Maybe he deactivated his mobile emitter.

That's hilarious!

starfox
July 25th, 2008, 08:48 PM
Climbed out the window.

Spider-bureaucrat, Spider-bureaucrat. Does whatever a Spider-bureaucrat does.

A Wraith Named Bob
July 25th, 2008, 08:49 PM
Don't even want to picture Woolsey scaling the main tower of Atlantis...

Jeffala
July 25th, 2008, 09:50 PM
*Taps radio*
"Chuck, could you please come to the briefing room?"

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 25th, 2008, 10:29 PM
he flew through the window using the batmobile.

andromeda_dan
July 26th, 2008, 01:04 AM
he used his head to ram the door

melfan
July 26th, 2008, 02:45 AM
*giggle-snort*

:lol:

SoulAssassino
July 26th, 2008, 04:37 AM
I always thought he is Gordon Freeman a bit older. And Gordon Freeman always has his crowbar with him...:D

thekillman
July 26th, 2008, 04:39 AM
he took his grenade launcher to take out the door

Muh_tuttles
July 26th, 2008, 05:44 AM
he used a plot hole to escape from his dire situation

Jeffala
July 26th, 2008, 06:47 AM
he used his head to ram the door

Apparently there are benefits to being bald after all.

A Wraith Named Bob
July 26th, 2008, 08:55 AM
he used a plot hole to escape from his dire situation

That's a good one!

Earthgate Ricky
July 26th, 2008, 09:18 AM
So, Woolsey was stuck in the briefing room. How do you think he got out?

McKay programmed to keep him inside as he don't have to annoy others.

Carson: Rodney, what if Woolsey walks on us? I am scared.

Rodney: Don't worry, love, I programmed him to stay in his office/quarter unless We need him for serious reason, my sweet Carson, wash my back while we are in my tub... ;)

A Wraith Named Bob
July 26th, 2008, 10:58 AM
McKay programmed to keep him inside as he don't have to annoy others.

Carson: Rodney, what if Woolsey walks on us? I am scared.

Rodney: Don't worry, love, I programmed him to stay in his office/quarter unless We need him for serious reason, my sweet Carson, wash my back while we are in my tub... ;)

Can you say creepy...?

Earthgate Ricky
July 26th, 2008, 11:27 AM
Can you say creepy...? Woolsey....creepy?

A Wraith Named Bob
July 26th, 2008, 11:29 AM
Woolsey....creepy?

No...your interpretation of Carson and Rodney's relationship.

Earthgate Ricky
July 26th, 2008, 11:43 AM
No...your interpretation of Carson and Rodney's relationship.

Oh, I made it funny.

Detox
July 26th, 2008, 12:00 PM
Oh, I made it funny.

No, you made it creepy. I now have nightmares. :(

thekillman
July 26th, 2008, 12:02 PM
* runs around screaming*


he got out, by smiling at the door. door couldnt handle it and blew up

Earthgate Ricky
July 26th, 2008, 02:05 PM
I now have nightmares. :(
Have a good dream.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..arrrrggghhhh....ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Amalthea
July 26th, 2008, 04:40 PM
Are we forgetting the production photos? It's fairly obvious that he shrunk himself down and levitated through a hole in the doors. :)

Ezi_May
July 26th, 2008, 04:53 PM
Are we forgetting the production photos? It's fairly obvious that he shrunk himself down and levitated through a hole in the doors. :)

:lol:

GoSpikey
July 26th, 2008, 05:28 PM
Maybe Sheppard accidentally walked by again... :lol:

Ripple in Space
July 26th, 2008, 06:11 PM
So, Woolsey was stuck in the briefing room. How do you think he got out?

He walked through the wall, he's a hologram.

Actionhank
July 26th, 2008, 06:26 PM
In a moment of godnear desparation he is granted back his soul for one second. *Poff shnuurrrrrrrr!!! doors go open*

kymeric
July 26th, 2008, 06:29 PM
This thread makes me think of southparks 2 men and a hot tub :-p

Rac80
July 26th, 2008, 07:18 PM
McKay programmed to keep him inside as he don't have to annoy others.

Carson: Rodney, what if Woolsey walks on us? I am scared.

Rodney: Don't worry, love, I programmed him to stay in his office/quarter unless We need him for serious reason, my sweet Carson, wash my back while we are in my tub... ;)


This thread makes me think of southparks 2 men and a hot tub :-p

ROTFLOL! that is too fun (and yes slightly weird!) but it is funnY! Check this (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=56956) out! ;)
I figure woolsey will need the ATA gene therapy.

Cory Holmes
July 27th, 2008, 08:41 AM
No, no, no. He got out of the room by disconnecting his nanite blocks and oozing through the door cracks. Thus revealing himself to be the RepliWools.

PG15
July 27th, 2008, 11:49 AM
He...pushed the doors open.

Atamagaokashii
July 27th, 2008, 12:05 PM
Some tech finished installing holoemitters outside the room...

Lythisrose
July 27th, 2008, 12:15 PM
Magnets

Constanza
July 29th, 2008, 08:41 AM
Carson: Rodney, what if Woolsey walks on us? I am scared.[/i]

Rodney: Don't worry, love, I programmed him to stay in his office/quarter unless We need him for serious reason, my sweet Carson, wash my back while we are in my tub... ;)

:zelenka26:

Zamboni
July 29th, 2008, 11:31 AM
He started to sing an opera until the people outside couldn't stand it anymore and let him out.

Zamboni
July 30th, 2008, 10:58 AM
McKay programmed to keep him inside as he don't have to annoy others.

Carson: Rodney, what if Woolsey walks on us? I am scared.

Rodney: Don't worry, love, I programmed him to stay in his office/quarter unless We need him for serious reason, my sweet Carson, wash my back while we are in my tub... ;)
*cue Brokeback Mountain theme*

Carson: I'm dying... my love. Feed my fish when I'm gone...

Rodney: NO! I WON'T QUIT YOU~~~!!!

Earthgate Ricky
July 30th, 2008, 02:45 PM
*cue Brokeback Mountain theme*

Carson: I'm dying... my love. Feed my fish when I'm gone...

Rodney: NO! I WON'T QUIT YOU~~~!!!

hmmm yours better than mine. :mckayanime09:

perkin127
July 30th, 2008, 04:07 PM
He walked through the wall, he's a hologram.

rotfl!

i think he used the air ducts, like zelenka hes jut the right size

Zamboni
July 30th, 2008, 08:05 PM
rotfl!

i think he used the air ducts, like zelenka hes jut the right sizeAh so bigger isn't better...

Jeffala
July 30th, 2008, 08:07 PM
Ah so bigger isn't better...

Depends on the context. ;)

perkin127
July 31st, 2008, 01:51 AM
Ah so bigger isn't better...



Depends on the context. ;)


well i dont think woosley would have the same effect if he was as tall as ronon and vise versa. lol can u image that (oooo just got idea for and episode, ronon and woolsey get their bodies swapped!)

Zamboni
July 31st, 2008, 10:09 AM
well i dont think woosley would have the same effect if he was as tall as ronon and vise versa. lol can u image that (oooo just got idea for and episode, ronon and woolsey get their bodies swapped!)
That'd be awesome... Woolsey will go around kicking butt while Ronan does paper work.

perkin127
August 1st, 2008, 03:18 AM
ok i cant stop laughing at that image!

Zamboni
August 1st, 2008, 02:55 PM
ok i cant stop laughing at that image!

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7439/ronanee9.jpg

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 1st, 2008, 09:17 PM
He bribed the people outside to let him by giving them the equivalent to 12,500 USD.

perkin127
August 3rd, 2008, 04:29 PM
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7439/ronanee9.jpg

that my friend is beautiful, could you do another the other way round ROTFL