"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire..." What would you say?

[The6thRace]

"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago."

Well, thats nice and all, some people get it. But on the other hand, a lot of people had trouble understanding it, so how about we all try to come up with a dumbed down version to help out our friend Jack so he can ascend.

I guess I'll start with:

If you immediately know the vehicle is a Hummer, then the fuel was spent a long time ago.

If you immediately know the comic is Andy Dick, then the club was emptied a long time ago.

[Jeffala]

If you immediately know that the woman sitting on the sidewalk is Britney Spears, then the trash was taken out a long time ago.

[Lt.Colonel John Sheppard]

if you immediately knew that the gas prices then people are going to start taking the bus.

[Sly12]

ok, see i never fully understood what that line truely ment but as you guys so far have put it seems to mean... If you knew the out come you'd have made a different choice?

like... If you knew the roulette wheel would land on 0 that's where you would have placed your bet?

[1.618]

Just face it. O'Neil wont be ascending anytime soon.

[~Dave]

"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire..."
You won't burn your hand on it like Dr. Jackson did.

~Dave

[Kris_x-303]

"If you immediately know the candlelight is fire..."
Keeping it away from the cat would be an idea..

Long story short.. my cat caught fire when it ran past a candle

[The6thRace]

If you immediately know the hot dog is from a gas station, the meal was cooked a long time ago. A long... long time ago.

[sldghamr]

if you immediately know the movie is Star Wars, the Death Star was destroyed a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

[wise one]

If you immediately know...Arrrgh..screw it i got other threads to write on

[Invictus]

If you immediately know...Arrrgh..screw it i got other threads to write on

[tombombadil]

if you immediatly know the drunk is unconscious in a pool of his own vomit, then you know the tequila was finished long ago

[The6thRace]

If you immediately know the Wraith are in Atlantis, McKays shorts were stained a long time ago.

If you immediately know the problem is a single goa'uld mothership, the Asgard lost contact with Earth a long time ago.

If you immediately know the race is Nascar, you dated your sister a long time ago.

If you immediately know the television show is StarGate Atlantis, your TiVo was set a long time ago.

[Charon]

A squirrel that can type 42 words per minute .......
is still just a squirrel.

[blitzsnake]

"Don't run with scissors" is a very wise thing to say. No need to teach him how to ascend.