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melfan
June 4th, 2008, 04:30 AM
Chapters?

I'm working RM I don't have the time!

You are working and playing around on GW Forums, who said men can't multitask :D :P

toomuchcaf
June 4th, 2008, 04:30 AM
Bray obviously has watched Willy Wonka.

This newbie has a suggestion on how to get TER into the reality.

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 04:31 AM
And eating, and talking, and breathing :p

What's the suggestion?

And I watched it when I was like 6 or something...I just have an awesome memory.

melfan
June 4th, 2008, 04:35 AM
And eating, and talking, and breathing :p

What's the suggestion?

And I watched it when I was like 6 or something...I just have an awesome memory.

Smartass... :rolleyes: :P

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 04:35 AM
Yeah I guess my ass is quite smart :p

melfan
June 4th, 2008, 04:38 AM
:lol:

And congrats on 3000 posts Bray. I have greened you :)

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 04:40 AM
Yay :D

RM_2000_A
June 4th, 2008, 04:44 AM
I'm not greening you. Still waiting for you to post a bit before I give you geen.

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 04:46 AM
I can't do it! I'm working damn it!

RM_2000_A
June 4th, 2008, 04:47 AM
you Are Working And Playing Around On Gw Forums, Who Said Men Can't Multitask :d :p

Qft

melfan
June 4th, 2008, 04:59 AM
Qft

Huh?

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 05:01 AM
QFT could pssibly mean Quiet Fu**ing Tramp??

toomuchcaf
June 4th, 2008, 05:38 AM
Ok, is it alright if I post a suggestion for introducting TER?

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 05:51 AM
Sure

SanGate
June 4th, 2008, 05:54 AM
Did I miss another newbie? TER?

toomuchcaf
June 4th, 2008, 05:57 AM
Hmmmm have realised it won't work :(. (the whole black whole thing, really puts a damper on it).

But here it is anyway :D Spamming the thread!

McKay is pacing back and forth, checking diagnostics and making sure everything was working. He is in a room at the SGC, and in the room is also the CT teams gate.
Landry walks in “How is the progress going? We need to send a team to collect those missing people now Dr McKay”.
“Look, I am doing the best I can. These kids were backyard scientists for crying out loud. They should never have been able to do this, much less get up enough juice to open a worm hole. The fact that they did open a wormhole, and one into a different reality, means they were extremely unlucky. I have run the parameters and done the testing, and have calculated where they have gone. Unfortunately we actually need to use their gate to do so.”
Landry stares at McKay, “that thing looks like its being held together by duct tape, and you want me to send a team through that? No. We use earths gate.”
“Look, we need to use this gate, it doesn’t look like much, but I can make it last a few trips more. We can’t use the earth gate. This gate is a simple device, much simpler then ours. It actually has been imprinted with the address they ended up. The planet, the reality, the time period. Using it is the only way to get to those kids.”
“Why”
“Do you want me to explain the whole meta physical quantum resonance inverse paradox to you? Didn’t think so. The gate is ready.”
Just then Colonel TER walks into the room and salutes Landry. “SG5 is ready to go sir.”
“Good, Dr McKay, which scientist are you sending through with the team.”
“Well, none of the others are capable of calculating the dial out to get back here, so it’s me.”
“And you’re sure it goes to an alternate Atlantis?”
“Positive.”
“Alright them. Colonol, do you understand your mission?”
“Yes sir, we go in, find the missing kids, bring them home. Is that about it General?” TER was in a sour mood. He should be back at the war front where his help was really needed, not looking for a bunch of kids who should know better then to disappear into another galaxy.
Later that day, all is ready. The SG6 team, with TER at the lead, assembles in front of the home made gate. McKay shows up hurriedly putting his tablet into a bag.
“OK, dial out” TER called.
The chevrons were encoded, and locked. The wormhole opened, and confirmation was received that it was stable.
TER takes point, and walks toward the event horizon. As he nears, alarms start to blare.
“The powerboard is overloading! Abort! Wormhole is about to destabilize!”
Suddenly, sparks spray everywhere from across the room, and a small transistor explodes. TER is knocked backwards into the wormhole, and a few seconds after he disappears from sight, the gate closes.
McKay picks himself up from the floor, and looks at the gate. The sudden overload of electricity through the gate has caused components to melt and warp. He looks in horror at it, and speaks.
“Oh god I hope TER got through, but he’s on his own. There is no way that gate is ever going to operate again. And I can’t dial the address any other way.”

melfan
June 4th, 2008, 06:02 AM
That was really good

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 06:02 AM
That sounds good to me. Screw the blackhole thingy :p

But I don't think we should trust him first off....and I still outrank him....I'm SAS :D

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 06:25 AM
Morning guys! *waves to everyone*

What exactly is SAS? I'm from the states so I have no idea.:o

I am pleased to report that I am a member of The Chevron Team Group as of last night. Which is when I was made aware of it's existence. :mckay:

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 06:29 AM
You have got to be sh1tting me!

SAS - Special Air Serivce

3 regiments of the best soldiers in the whole world 22 Reg are the elite of the elite special forces.

They resolved the Iranian Embassy seige!

Have you heard of Bravo Two Zero? An SAS team behind enemy lines during the first gulf war!

It was set up in 1943 I believe in North Africa as a force of soldiers who struck behind enemy lines, like commandos but only better.

They work in 'Teams' of 4 people

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Air_Service)

Their motto = Who Dares Wins

Speed Agression Suprise.

toomuchcaf
June 4th, 2008, 06:33 AM
Not to be outdone.
Here is the Aussie SAS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Special_Air_Service_Regiment

Here is a better link. The british actually asked for our help. Take that Bray :p

http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-army-today/rar-sasr/sasr.htm

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 06:39 AM
Gotta go to work now.:( Back in 6 1/2 hours.

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 06:41 AM
You have got to be sh1tting me!

SAS - Special Air Serivce

3 regiments of the best soldiers in the whole world 22 Reg are the elite of the elite special forces.

They resolved the Iranian Embassy seige!

Have you heard of Bravo Two Zero? An SAS team behind enemy lines during the first gulf war!

It was set up in 1943 I believe in North Africa as a force of soldiers who struck behind enemy lines, like commandos but only better.

They work in 'Teams' of 4 people

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Air_Service)

Their motto = Who Dares Wins

Speed Agression Suprise.

Easy there big fella!

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 06:41 AM
Bye bye

toomuchcaf
June 4th, 2008, 06:42 AM
See you later RiG.

Bray
June 4th, 2008, 06:52 AM
Psh SASR is wanna be 22 Reg :D

Shanthaia
June 4th, 2008, 08:02 AM
did we have any RP posts today?

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 01:45 PM
I home from work!






...........and nobody's here.

toomuchcaf
June 4th, 2008, 01:47 PM
Poor RiG is lonely
Her work day is done and now
the thread is empty

(haiku for you ;))

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 02:36 PM
Thanx TMC.:) That's sweet of you.

Shanthaia
June 4th, 2008, 02:37 PM
Shan says tiredly hello to RiG

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 04:18 PM
Howdy Shan!*waves* What up?

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 05:48 PM
HELLOHELLOHellohellohellohellohello....

Muh_tuttles
June 4th, 2008, 05:51 PM
GoodbyeGoodbyeGoodbyeGoodbyeGoodbyeGoodbyeGoodbye

*singing a Beatles song back to front* "You say hello, and I say goodbye. Goodbye Goodbye. I don't know why you say hello, I say Goodbye."

toomuchcaf
June 4th, 2008, 06:25 PM
Hello darkness my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again. :p

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 06:41 PM
Hee! That song is in the Target commercials! I always sing along to it!

Muh_tuttles
June 4th, 2008, 07:06 PM
target commercial? I didn't know that!

I love that song, "The sounds of silence" - so hauntingly beautiful.

toomuchcaf
June 4th, 2008, 07:09 PM
I play sounds of silence on the piano, it is beautiful.
As for the Hello Goodbye song, its on the Australia Post ad (or is it the Telstra add?) over here.

RodneyIsGodney
June 4th, 2008, 07:29 PM
target commercial? I didn't know that!

I love that song, "The sounds of silence" - so hauntingly beautiful.

I meant the Beatles song MT.;)

Muh_tuttles
June 4th, 2008, 07:33 PM
*sheepish grin - i seem to be grinning sheepishly a lot lately!*

I knew that! :P ;) not!

Yeah, I think hello, goodbye is on the Aussie post ad.

RM_2000_A
June 4th, 2008, 11:59 PM
Did anyone else post a bit already? Or do I have to, again?

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 12:01 AM
Only thing posted was my suggestion for TERs introduction, yesterday.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:02 AM
I think we should use that suggestion, it's too good to waste!

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 12:08 AM
---INITIATE CONTINUITY CHECKER V1.00.00---
sysreg:IM-1337-IPWN-U
verifying files.......complete
continuity.exe.....running
initiatecheck:"The Chevron Team"
checkepisode:"3"
---READY TO PROCESS---

Where was it?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:10 AM
-------initiate SLAP TO THE HEAD--------

SLAP

-------Job Done-------------------------

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 12:11 AM
Towards the bottom of pg 58

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 12:15 AM
---INITIATE BRAY EMERGENCY PROTOCOL ALPHA---

*sissy slaps*
*whacks with newspaper*
*feeds nukes*
*runs away*

---JOB DONE---

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:18 AM
Why would you sissy slap me Mr RM?

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 12:20 AM
Hmmmm have realised it won't work :(. (the whole black whole thing, really puts a damper on it).

But here it is anyway :D Spamming the thread!

McKay is pacing back and forth, checking diagnostics and making sure everything was working. He is in a room at the SGC, and in the room is also the CT teams gate.
Landry walks in “How is the progress going? We need to send a team to collect those missing people now Dr McKay”.
“Look, I am doing the best I can. These kids were backyard scientists for crying out loud. They should never have been able to do this, much less get up enough juice to open a worm hole. The fact that they did open a wormhole, and one into a different reality, means they were extremely unlucky. I have run the parameters and done the testing, and have calculated where they have gone. Unfortunately we actually need to use their gate to do so.”
Landry stares at McKay, “that thing looks like its being held together by duct tape, and you want me to send a team through that? No. We use earths gate.”
“Look, we need to use this gate, it doesn’t look like much, but I can make it last a few trips more. We can’t use the earth gate. This gate is a simple device, much simpler then ours. It actually has been imprinted with the address they ended up. The planet, the reality, the time period. Using it is the only way to get to those kids.”
“Why”
“Do you want me to explain the whole meta physical quantum resonance inverse paradox to you? Didn’t think so. The gate is ready.”
Just then Colonel TER walks into the room and salutes Landry. “SG5 is ready to go sir.”
“Good, Dr McKay, which scientist are you sending through with the team.”
“Well, none of the others are capable of calculating the dial out to get back here, so it’s me.”
“And you’re sure it goes to an alternate Atlantis?”
“Positive.”
“Alright them. Colonol, do you understand your mission?”
“Yes sir, we go in, find the missing kids, bring them home. Is that about it General?” TER was in a sour mood. He should be back at the war front where his help was really needed, not looking for a bunch of kids who should know better then to disappear into another galaxy.
Later that day, all is ready. The SG6 team, with TER at the lead, assembles in front of the home made gate. McKay shows up hurriedly putting his tablet into a bag.
“OK, dial out” TER called.
The chevrons were encoded, and locked. The wormhole opened, and confirmation was received that it was stable.
TER takes point, and walks toward the event horizon. As he nears, alarms start to blare.
“The powerboard is overloading! Abort! Wormhole is about to destabilize!”
Suddenly, sparks spray everywhere from across the room, and a small transistor explodes. TER is knocked backwards into the wormhole, and a few seconds after he disappears from sight, the gate closes.
McKay picks himself up from the floor, and looks at the gate. The sudden overload of electricity through the gate has caused components to melt and warp. He looks in horror at it, and speaks.
“Oh god I hope TER got through, but he’s on his own. There is no way that gate is ever going to operate again. And I can’t dial the address any other way.”

---PROCESSING---

We should put this in the next episode. I want that episode to be how the SGC reacts while we are gone. But we should put TER's entrance into the last bit of the episode.

---COMMENT---

Bray, its because you slapped me. *slaps back*

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:28 AM
But you sissy slapped....like a sissy

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 12:35 AM
Its because you are terrified at it.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:36 AM
You're right, a man should never slap like a sissy.

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 12:38 AM
*starts dancing around like a chicken*

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:41 AM
You're sissy slapping says otherwise

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11525366/Isabella_Sissy_Dress.jpg

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 12:49 AM
Do you want me to strip your muscles off your bones?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:50 AM
Depends....do you look like her ^^ :D

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 12:52 AM
*proceeds to strip Bray's muscles off his bones*

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:54 AM
Now now RM no stripping me....that's just not normal behaviour.

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 12:56 AM
Displays Bray as a skeleton infront of Atlantis's gate.

I told you to stop, you didn't.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 01:04 AM
So....errr....basically you just undressed me with your mind....that's sick RM....just sick :D

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 01:09 AM
No, I didn't. I use ascended prowess to do it :P

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 01:13 AM
It's still wrong RM! sooooo wrong!

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 01:14 AM
Yeah, just stop making noise. You haven't posted a bit yet. And I'm still waiting for Fen's.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 01:17 AM
You're right I haven't work is more important....and I have far better thinks to do at night at the minute :D

Thanks the lord for web cams

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 01:20 AM
Oh, you haven't compiled the new bits yet. Is your responsibility because its your episode.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 01:22 AM
Hey what's my episode? Compiled what?

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 01:27 AM
You should compile(add) the new bits to the editor's cut. It is your episode, because you started it.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 01:29 AM
If I get the time, you can do it too you know.

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 01:31 AM
Oh, you haven't given the ep a name, yet.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 01:36 AM
No one has come up with one, I just started the thread so there was somewhere for people to post their parts when we finished ep 2

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 01:54 AM
Where's Fen?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 01:55 AM
Taking a dump?

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 02:02 AM
Need to read a new bit!

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:09 AM
Hit yourself on the head, get amnesia then it will all be new.

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:12 AM
:rolleyes: You two need professional help. :P

:lol:

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 02:15 AM
Now now RM no stripping me....that's just not normal behaviour.

Since when have anyone of us been normal?


:rolleyes: You two need professional help. :P

:lol:

I think the professionals would run away screaming! :rolleyes:

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:17 AM
All vaild points and I shall dismiss them with a. "What you on about Willis?"

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:23 AM
what are you on about Bray?

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 02:24 AM
Who knows? I have stoped trying to figure him out :P

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:25 AM
what was your name again? We went through this a couple of pages back but I forgot. DId shan say what her name was too?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:27 AM
The pedestranisation of Norwich city center!

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:28 AM
The pedestranisation of Norwich city center!

:confused::confused::confused::confused:

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 02:30 AM
what was your name again? We went through this a couple of pages back but I forgot. DId shan say what her name was too?

Me? My name is Malin, what was yours?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:30 AM
That's what I'm on about.

My name is Englebert Humpadink

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:31 AM
Jess and I'm from Australia. I like your name - which country are you from?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:32 AM
Braytonia

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:36 AM
Darling Bray, dearest Bray, how good a mood you are in!

And which planet are you on?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:38 AM
Planet Bray, remember made of Guinness :rolleyes: Get with the programme missy!

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:41 AM
So Braytonia and Bray are the same? Didn't you just say Braytonia? Or is that a country on Bray?

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 02:42 AM
I'm from Sweden

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:42 AM
It's a country on Bray, there's several, Braytonia, Brayistan, Braygeria, United Bray's of Bray, Brayaq, Brayia, Braymenistan....the list is quite extensive.

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:44 AM
I made something for you Bray.

There once was a dude named Bray,
Who suffered from brain decay.
He posted a lot
And spouted some rot
About convicts and aussies - so cliche!

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 02:45 AM
It's a country on Bray, there's several, Braytonia, Brayistan, Braygeria, United Bray's of Bray, Brayaq, Brayia, Braymenistan....the list is quite extensive.

O dear lord....

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:45 AM
Thank you, I'll treasure it forever and make it the national anthem of Braytonia

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:46 AM
Do they celebrate the fact that their namesake has brain decay????? :P

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 02:47 AM
I'm in your computers. In your motherboards. Try and find me there!

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:48 AM
They do actually.

*Found you*

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 02:49 AM
I fell like I've entered the Twilight Zone

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:50 AM
do do do do do do do do

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 02:50 AM
Try and pull me out, and your computer wont work.

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 02:50 AM
Here another couple of countries: AusBraylia (the most intelligent and highly respected country on your drunken planet), UzBrayistan, Brayhamas, Braybodia and Braymark.

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 02:51 AM
But you can't Bray-ize my country. Thank goodness.

We have Brayxico, Great Braytain, Brayzil, Braylaysia, and lots more.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:52 AM
AusBraylia got caught stealing from Braymenistan and was sent to a penal planet thousands of light years away.

Didn't you get the memo?

Brayipines

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 02:55 AM
Oh, Braypan, Braystria, what more?

BTW, here'a a list of countries to Bray-ize

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 02:56 AM
Brayland
Brayina
Brayico

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 02:59 AM
Brayweden

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:00 AM
Brayles
North Brayrland

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 03:01 AM
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:02 AM
WAKE UP YOU LAZY FU**ING AUSSIE

That do it?

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 03:05 AM
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 03:07 AM
I have StaRMbucks, RMcdonald's Time RMagazine, Mozilla FiRMFox, RMacbook Air, and lots more.

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 03:08 AM
Carson's turtles has escaped!!

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:09 AM
You bloody what?

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 03:10 AM
HELP! where have i escaped to?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:11 AM
Braytonia, but you then got deported back to Ausbraylia

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 03:14 AM
Then there is The Kingdom of Melfania

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 03:15 AM
BTW, Bray, can you write something now?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:17 AM
Still working, I can post short things but there is no way I can just sit here and write a whole bit.

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 03:26 AM
whyever not?

Oh and I have to go to bed. I won't be online now for about a week. If not more. I'll miss you all! I might get a chance to get on tomorrow, but that's not likely as I have to do some uni work, arrange for me to drop out of a unit, pack my clothes and other stuff for a trip to VIC and clean up some more of my room.

Fare thee well, o beloved stargate comrades. I shall miss you all terribly. Especially Bray deary. Look out for me in another week or so!

MT/Jess

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:29 AM
I told you about calling me Deary! Bloody Aussie :p

Goodbye *waves*

See you around.

Fenrir Foxz
June 5th, 2008, 03:31 AM
C'ya MT :)


Here it is:
Fenrir moved towards the Wraith blade drawn and pinned him against the wall, Bray and Mel stood with their SA-80’s aimed ready…

“I did not expect to see you here” the Wraith said sounding surprised.

“Like wise”.

“Fenrir do you know this Wraith?” Bray approached still aiming the SA-80 ready to fire.

Mel seeing that Bray had the front covered trained her rifle of the way they came in and listened out for anymore Wraith.

Fenrir kept watch on the Wraith as he spoke: “I ran into this particular Wraith a couple of cycles back, he is a great scientist among the Wraith and should not be trusted…” It was clear Fenrir knew more about him but did not say. Fenrir now spoke to the Wraith “…What are you doing here?

“Like I will answer such questions” the Wraith said with a grin.

“You’ll answer or we will dispose of you here” Bray aimed his SA-80 close to the Wraith’s face.

“Very well… I am on a mission for my hive, to gather intelligence of a group of Wraith based here that have been growing in strength” seeing his options were limited the Wraith continued “For a long time now there have been rumours from a few select feeding grounds of beasts that ‘herd’ our prey making the culling process more efficient for those who control them, until now we did not know who of where they came from but the last world we culled provided some useful information that led to this facility.”

“And you came alone” Fenrir said.

“I did… I doubt I will be able to complete my mission now.”

“You’re damn right, we intend to destroy this facility and you are not leaving my sight… It looks like we found ourselves a guide, which way to the control room?” Bray stepped back still aiming his rifle at the Wraith.

Fenrir let him go and the Wraith pointed down the passage he came from “It is this way”.

The Team walked down several passageways all looking similar, it was unnervingly dark in the facility and a strange humming sound could be heard as they approached a large doorway.

“It is here” The Wraith indicated.

“Well, open it” Bray said.

The Wraith opened the door and the group entered, “Right is there anyway to set this facility on self-destruct?” Bray looked at the Wraith.

“I could set the capacitors to overload, it would take a while for the power generators to overload but there would be no warning.”

“Do it” Bray said as he looked over the controls, the Wraith started to enter commands into the facilities main computer.

“Is there anyway we can download some of the information in the database and take it with us? …it could provide useful.” Mel was looking at the Wraith as she spoke.

Fenrir was standing by the door keeping a lookout, when he thought he saw something move in the shadows.

The Wraith pressed a button on the control panel and 3 hand sized devices appeared out of an opening in the side of the panel. “these three units contain backup data for this facility” The wraith said as he disconnected them.

“If you’re here to gather information for your hive why did you not just take them?” Mel said.

“Because the Wraith running this facility will know they are missing when they next access this console, my mission was to sneak in, gather information and get out without being noticed.” The Wraith now seemed anxious to be on the move.

“Hand those over to Mel” Bray said to the wraith again pointing his SA-80 ready to shoot.

The Wraith reluctantly hands over the data units which Mel then puts in her vest pockets.

“We’ve got company!” Fenrir moves quickly across the hall and fires at the oncoming Wraith just as a siren sounded.

Bray steps out of the room firing at the Wraith followed by Mel who is also holding her rifle ready to fire.

“Where did you get those guns from?” Bray did not realise Fenrir had a pair of energy based handguns concealed on him.

Wraith blasts hit the wall close to Bray.

“These are weapons made by my people.” Fenrir shot a Wraith, another fell from Bray’s fire.

Mel turned to notice the Wraith that had just helped them was gone, Bray looked round and realised too…

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:36 AM
Very good!

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 03:36 AM
Oh, MT! Don't leave me in here with Bray!

Oh, well. I still have Shan and TMC.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:37 AM
No you don't!

Fenrir Foxz
June 5th, 2008, 03:38 AM
Thanks :D

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 03:38 AM
Fen, BTW, You should've called him Todd, instead of Wraith.

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 03:41 AM
whyever not?

Oh and I have to go to bed. I won't be online now for about a week. If not more. I'll miss you all! I might get a chance to get on tomorrow, but that's not likely as I have to do some uni work, arrange for me to drop out of a unit, pack my clothes and other stuff for a trip to VIC and clean up some more of my room.

Fare thee well, o beloved stargate comrades. I shall miss you all terribly. Especially Bray deary. Look out for me in another week or so!

MT/Jess

see ya MT


Oh, MT! Don't leave me in here with Bray!

Oh, well. I still have Shan and TMC.

And me! Don't forget about me! *Waves hands to get noticed*

Fenrir Foxz
June 5th, 2008, 03:41 AM
Yeah but are we actually familiar with Todd? I cannot remember him being metioned before...

BlueJay
June 5th, 2008, 03:42 AM
good piece Foxy
and Todd got away, Yay!

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:43 AM
*Forgets about Melfan*

Fenrir Foxz
June 5th, 2008, 03:44 AM
good piece Foxy
and Todd got away, Yay!

Thanks :D

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 03:49 AM
I made something for you Bray.

There once was a dude named Bray,
Who suffered from brain decay.
He posted a lot
And spouted some rot
About convicts and aussies - so cliche!

:lol: MT RULES !

We will miss you terribly (even though our time together has been so short, we all feel like we've know each other forever). While you are away, the sun will not shine, the birds will not sing, and Bray will be unbearable.

MT, ruler of the limerick, hasten back to our beloved thread anon, for we will all languish without your presense

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:50 AM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c1/CaptobviousChooseOption.gif

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 03:54 AM
*Forgets about Melfan*

*Pokes Bray*

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 03:56 AM
:eek: How dare you! :p

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 03:59 AM
Yeah but are we actually familiar with Todd? I cannot remember him being metioned before...

Yes, we did, its in the end of my bit.

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 04:01 AM
:eek: How dare you! :p

:D

*Pokes Bray some more*

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 04:02 AM
*Blames any spilt pot noodle on Melfan*

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 04:08 AM
Then don't eat when I'm poking you :P

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 04:10 AM
But I'm hungry :(

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 04:11 AM
*also pokes Bray...with a sword*

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 04:22 AM
RM, that was mean, I poke Bray with a stick!

Stick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCjwNGHdjcs)

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 04:32 AM
By the way, Fen, good going.

Children, play nice with the stick.

(takes stick away, dips it in tar, then coats in metal shavings)

This is how you play with a stick. (hands stick back)

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 04:38 AM
*Get stick back*

*Looks at it*

:D

*Pokes Bray*

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 04:38 AM
:eek: Poke me and I will break out the razor blades!

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 04:39 AM
Personally am surprised that you own razor blades. Didn't think you were old enough to use them!

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 04:53 AM
:eek: Have you not seen my most mightyiest (might have spelt that wrong) of beards?!

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 04:56 AM
You looked like you glued it on

*giggles, watches the eruption*

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 04:58 AM
Just tried to write a word in the above post- snig+gers. You know, chortle. It won't let me type it properly, cos it stars the middle. The controls on this are pretty stringent! I had to use giggles, and it just doesn't have the same effect as a good snig.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 04:59 AM
You racist!

And it aint stuck on! That was 2 months of hard graft right there!

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 05:01 AM
Laughs outright.
The men over here must have more something. It doesn't take them that long ;)

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 05:08 AM
Hey that was trimming it to keep it neat! Not like you scraggly Aussies.

Australia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia)

SSAR (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/SSAR)

toomuchcaf
June 5th, 2008, 05:16 AM
(Now for the heavy hitting :p)

Bray, stop trying so hard to put the aussies down.
Its all right.
We know you're a little bit insecure about being a brit, but you do know that none of us hold that against you.
In fact, we all admire how you have managed to overcome this disability and become a semi functioning member of society.
*pats Bray on back as he breaks down in tears of relief that all the ct thread are so understanding* there there.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 05:19 AM
Hey the doctor told me I was 'special'

Shanthaia
June 5th, 2008, 10:24 AM
nice piece frnrir - thanks for pointing out - I don't hvae time to wade through pages upon pages to find the RPG stuff at the moment :(

Fenrir Foxz
June 5th, 2008, 10:39 AM
Yeah I know what you mean, I noticed when I put it on the site that both RM's piece and Ebeth's had not been copied there so I had to go searching through the thread for them :S

***

A suggestion: why not make a second thread for chatting both about the RPG and whatever else and reserve this one for posting the RPG or make another thread exclusively for the RPG write-ups?

That way it will be easier to access previous work and if anyone wants to catch up on what has been posted they don't have to wade through 2-3 pages plus of posts just to see if anything new to the RPG has been written.

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 11:19 AM
Hey the doctor told me I was 'special'

How special

This special (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq28qCklEHc)?

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 12:48 PM
This kind of special:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/quasarradio204/retard.jpg

melfan
June 5th, 2008, 12:50 PM
:lol:

RodneyIsGodney
June 5th, 2008, 02:53 PM
That's not funny Bray.:mckay:


You guys have all the fun when I'm not around.:(

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 04:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfmBzllkbUM

O RLY?

RodneyIsGodney
June 5th, 2008, 04:14 PM
Rly!

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 04:23 PM
NO RLY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

RodneyIsGodney
June 5th, 2008, 05:12 PM
:eek:I have been Rick Rolled!

Gotta love April Fools day! Neat trick Youtube did that day!:P

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 06:00 PM
Have you seen the MT/MD ship theme?

RodneyIsGodney
June 5th, 2008, 06:30 PM
Have you seen the MT/MD ship theme?

Can't say that I have.

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 07:21 PM
Neither have I :mad:

Seeing as how I am both characters, I think I SHOULD KNOW!!! :P

So what is the theme? Is it the same as The bold and the beautiful??? :rolleyes:

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 08:00 PM
You heard it already.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 10:43 PM
That's not funny Bray.:mckay:


You guys have all the fun when I'm not around.:(

You're right it's not funny......it's hilarious!

Shanthaia
June 5th, 2008, 10:45 PM
morning bray

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 10:46 PM
Good morning. Gotta go work now, but good luck with your exam today.

Shanthaia
June 5th, 2008, 10:47 PM
thanks :)

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 11:27 PM
Back.

Muh_tuttles
June 5th, 2008, 11:34 PM
Front.

RM_2000_A
June 5th, 2008, 11:50 PM
Side.

Bray
June 5th, 2008, 11:55 PM
To side

RM_2000_A
June 6th, 2008, 12:06 AM
Up.

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 12:09 AM
Now that's just silly

RM_2000_A
June 6th, 2008, 12:16 AM
It is!

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 01:40 AM
Are we sure?

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 01:50 AM
I think so.

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 02:11 AM
But why?

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 02:14 AM
Because I said so

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 02:38 AM
But why do you say so?

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 02:41 AM
Because I am all knowing.

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 02:54 AM
*brings out needle*

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 02:57 AM
*knows that the needle has been brought out and says it is not required....stating a fact does not increase head size* :p

ebethman
June 6th, 2008, 02:58 AM
looky what I found

Entre at your own risk of not knowing what the hell is going on... (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Chaser%27s_War_on_Everything)

*salutes*

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:01 AM
*thinks Bray should have a needle with him at all times*

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:01 AM
Shocking!

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:03 AM
I was quite shocked when I came to that conclusion myself too

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 03:03 AM
Bray, someone must have tought you the all knowing stuff... And I know who!

SanGate!

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:05 AM
Nope fraid not, I was born already knowing everything that could possibly be known at that very point in time.

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:07 AM
Finally someone is giving me credit for that :D Don't deny it Bray, no sense in denying it anymore! It's out there! :D

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:08 AM
To late I pre emptivly denied it, because I knew what you were gonna say.

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:10 AM
chevro oh wait :D LOL You're not able to look into the future, so you weren't able to know. You just denied it because you felt scared and busted :D

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:15 AM
Ah no you see because of my all knowingness I can predict what will happen in the future fairly accuratly but not for certain.

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:17 AM
No, you can't. You just said that that was a mistake often made. Can't brag your way out of that one mister :D

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:19 AM
Ah you see to know what is going to happen in the future is impossible however if one knows the position of every atom in the universe at that point in time one can accuratly predict what will happen next, that is all I did, predict.

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:21 AM
*brings needle closer and closer* You do know you're taking credit for my work don't you. I taught you how to know all the positions of every atom in the world!

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:22 AM
Ah but that's useless you need to know every atom in the Universe

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:24 AM
*insert known smiley*

http://www.yourdictionary.com/world
World = noun

the planet earth
the whole universe
any heavenly body thought of hypothetically as inhabited worlds in space

What say you to this?

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:26 AM
I say you're wrong

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:28 AM
I say I'm not. And I'm the one who taught you, so I can't be wrong. You're like Plate's disciple who went the wrong way too :P

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:30 AM
Do you mean plato's?

I can't believe you're trying to take credit *shakes head* you druggy, I told you it would mess with your brain.

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 03:31 AM
Bray, admit it, you have been traveling with Doctor Who!

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:32 AM
I am doctor who

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:32 AM
I always knew it was me. It was melfan who reminded you of it :D

It's Plato here too, but I've been taught Plate in uni! :eek: Not correct? Bloody uni..

Edit: *frowns* You wish!!!

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 03:35 AM
Bray, you can't be the doctor, SanGate is the doctor, she gave you all the knowledge you have!

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:37 AM
I do not wish as it is true, how else would I be all knowing?

And yes it's Plato not plate....this is a plate!:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3843923/2/istockphoto_3843923_dinner_plate_knife_and_fork.jpg

Edit: sangate is the stoned doctor....totally useless

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:40 AM
I'm as innocent as hell! You accusing me of being a druggy! *is offended* It keeps getting worse and worse! First murder now a druggy!

*gets needle out and points somewhere else* *evil grin*

I'm gonna be a doctor in uni before you though nanananana :P

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:41 AM
How did you work out you're gonna be a doctor?

Yeah remember you were telling me how your room stank of weed from you hot boxing it?

*don't you dare!*

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:43 AM
Don't you remember Dr Ross Gellar? A doctor in paleontology. I will be a doctor in literature :P Yes indeed, a doctor :D

:eek: I haven't smelled it in a while! My mum even asked me to come up to the attick because she smelled something weird coming from the neighbours house, and she thought I knew if it were pot or not hehe :D

Just keep me as a friend, and I won't dare :P

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:46 AM
Ah so not a real doctor then...a pretend doctor.

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:48 AM
Not a medical doctor, but a real doctor nonetheless :D

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:49 AM
No that's not how it works there are two kinds of doctor:

Type 1: The all knowing time lord doctor (me)
Type 2: The medical doctor who thinks he knows it all.

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:51 AM
Nuhuh! *sways finger*

Type 1: medical doctor, of which I don't always think highly
Type 2: uni doctors who actually know something of the world
Type 3: those weird time travelling doctors without a name who for some unknown reason always take a woman with them on their travels, who always have mental breakdowns when something bad happens, which is, all the time

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 03:55 AM
The reason isn't unknown.....it's simple....he's a guy!..taking a bloke would be gay!

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 03:59 AM
Why would that be gay? It's not like he's making moves on them..

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 04:01 AM
Well, He's an alien, so he doens't have to a woman at his side
Look at Jack, he take whatever he can get, Woman, Man, Alien

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 04:04 AM
Jack is GAY!

it's totally gay! how gay does this sound:

"I took a guy in the Tardis!"

GHEY!

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 04:07 AM
I was first thinking about SG1 Jack, so hearing you Bray say: Jack is gay, was a bit of a surprise :D But I get it now ;)

That sounds sooooo gay *rolls eyes*

And Jack is the cutest ever btw, and at first I didn't know he was gay. He was dancing with Gwen at her wedding, one of the first eps I saw, and that other bloke, oh geez.. his name.. came to take over, so I expected Jake would leave, but Gwen did :D I was in a laughing fit then :D

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 04:09 AM
Jack is not gay, he's bisexual, likes women and men alike, even aliens
And so what if the Doctor took a guy with him. I for one would think it would be fantastic!

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 04:12 AM
It would be gay that's what's wrong with it!

Only birds allowed!

Bisexual is still gay!

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 04:14 AM
Yup, gay is bisexual here too. Don't know what's wrong with gay though.

Anywho, I can't wait for part 2 tomorrow :D (yes, an attempt to drag this convo into a nicer direction)

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 04:15 AM
:eek: Everything is wrong with gay!

Lesbos are perfectly natural though.....

I can't wait either.

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 04:18 AM
:rolleyes: You don't want me to kick you do you? I can kick rather hard. No, didn't think so ;)

Anyone know when Torchwood will start again? I'm still not over that ending :(

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 04:20 AM
I think within a month of Dr Who finishing.

What would you kick me for?

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 04:23 AM
For being nasty about gay people :P

So when Dr Who ends Torchwood takes over? nice :D Is it certain that (spoilers just in case) that they will actually not return? I still have a weird hope it was all fake..

RM_2000_A
June 6th, 2008, 04:38 AM
C8920: What about Accidentally in love? It sounds fitting.

EDIT: Whoops!

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 04:39 AM
Gay people aren't humans, there's nothing wrong with it!

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 04:41 AM
ROFL Happened to me before too RM :D

and knows Bray is joking and therefore lets it pass

Oh geez, I even speak as if a chevron is talking :D

RM_2000_A
June 6th, 2008, 04:41 AM
*whacks Bray with the biggest bat imaginable*

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 04:44 AM
I am not joking

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 04:45 AM
*whacks Bray too*

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 04:47 AM
Still aint joking

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 04:49 AM
*whacks more, then understands it won't do any good, and suggests Bray to watch south park's bicurious ep* :D

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 04:52 AM
All ready seen it, poor Butters

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 04:55 AM
Cute Butters :D I saw him whacking Kyle yesterday for having lice :D

Bray
June 6th, 2008, 05:09 AM
Butters is the best

SanGate
June 6th, 2008, 05:10 AM
Yes he is :D

"It's Butters"
"Ye-ye-yeah, tha-that's me"

RodneyIsGodney
June 6th, 2008, 10:26 AM
You guys are weird!:P

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 11:48 AM
By comming here, we all are :rolleyes:

RodneyIsGodney
June 6th, 2008, 12:27 PM
True.

Shanthaia
June 6th, 2008, 01:02 PM
hi RiG - had a good day?

toomuchcaf
June 6th, 2008, 01:04 PM
Hi Shan, RiG, Melfan,

hope all is going well.

melfan
June 6th, 2008, 01:18 PM
Everything is good

RM_2000_A
June 6th, 2008, 03:20 PM
Where's the next bit? *goes panicky*

toomuchcaf
June 6th, 2008, 03:23 PM
Who was supposed to do the next bit?

And weren't you going to start an Ep4 discussion? Where can I find it?

Good morning ;)

RM_2000_A
June 6th, 2008, 03:41 PM
Its in the forum. THe P&D forum.