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melfan
April 19th, 2008, 10:59 AM
http://forum.gateworld.net/picture.php?albumid=484&pictureid=3777

BACKGROUND
This RPG came to light over at Kavan Smith/Major Lorne Thunk thread.
It all started after seeing a clip of Kavan saying he would take over the universe after everyone had died :rolleyes: So we started to talk and it all evolved in to this Role Play

JOINING THE GAME
If you want to join the RP, please PM me and I'll add you to the players list, and then you can start play
We use our usernames in here, so no need for making up names. All players names are linked to their profiles. The only names that are not linked are a fictional characters who are part of the Stargate Universe, some are not.
We have group located here Group (http://forum.gateworld.net/group.php?groupid=111), where you can lay out your plots ideas for certain story arcs and parts, so that others know what to expect of a certain story. Which is highly important in case you can't post a part your self so that if someone else is going to can add that bit to their piece.

RULES
1. Once posted there is no editing, altering or otherwise changing of your post
2. You don't post within the thread (even if it looks like that in the beginning of the thread) and tell if you liked a part, that is what the Group, profile, a PM or what ever thread you are talking with the person with
3. If you for some reason can't post for a longer period of time, let me know so I don't think you have given up on the RP

From now on, when you enter the game and want to be a military person, you will be starting with the Rank of Captain with the Rank of 3. If you want to be a civilian this ranking system is not for you.

Ranks 1-3
Captain
Commander
High Commander
Special Commander
General Commander

You start as a Captain with the Rank of 3, then move up till 2, then 1. After that you move up till Third Commander. The higher the Rank, the more responsibility. Once you've reached Commander you can lead your own team

The Players
First General Commander Melfan (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=30812)
A Cloned Human and a Cloned!WraithHybrid exist of Melfan
Has the Ancient Gene naturally. It is not as strong as Sheppards, but close. She's from an Crazy Alternate Universe. After being turned in to A wraith and killed the cloning process when awry and small traces of Wraith DNA followed along. This clone is A WraithHybrid and evil and left Atlantis with a Wraith Queen along with a CloneWraithBray

Second General Commander SanGate (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=31275)
Cloned Human
Has taken the genetherapy so she can get the gene. It's unknown how strong it is. Also an General, at the age of 20 and am like melfan from an CAU. ĘShe's is the second command of The Orion and Atlantis

First High Commander Bray (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=32329).
An cloned human and a Cloned!WraithHybrid exist of Bray
First High Commander Bray.
Has the ancient gene. Is from the Normal Universe , but somehow ended up in CAU when an experiment when wrong, Melfan gave him the option to get back to his universe. He declined and is crazy enough for Melfan and SanGate to recruit him.
Been cloned with parts of DNA of Wraith, has left with a Queen and Melfan. WraithHybrid Bray might have some good in him.
Was stranded on a Planet that had a dialation field. What was 12 hours outside was 3 years for Bray.
SAS trained and master of the Gun Kata.

Second High Commander RiG (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=29916)
Human
She has a strong ancient gene.
Is the daughter of Rodney Mckay

Third High Commander Taoth Vaclarush (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=33643)
Human
Originally stationed on Earth at SGC, was going to their Alpha Site when a power surge change the adresse and sent her to Atlantis.
Has the ancient gene

Second Commander LizzieAnne (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=31166).
Human
From the CAU. Does not have the gene and the therapy didn't work on her. Loyal to Melfan and SanGate and is prone to get stunned a lot.

Third Commander Lt Fenrir (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=29848)
Human
Is an explosive expert
Has the ancient gene

First Head Medical Officer John's PuddleJumper (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=18568).
Human
Our Medical Officer. Joined Melfan, SanGate and Brat when decided to leave Earth. Did not have the ancient gene to begin with so she got it via the gene therapy. Clone!DrLorne and her is an item and the two will have a baby

Shanthaia (http://forum.gateworld.net/member.php?u=31118)
Wraith
Is our friendly Wraith ally
Specialt is wraithtech and language


Characters who aren't fictitious to Stargate, or a real person
Emma Sands
A nurse that helps John's PJ
Does not have the Ancient gene

Cara
Human
The Child of JPJ and DrLorneClone
Has a strong ATA gene, due to both parents having it. Was the object of interest for the Ancient worshippers.
Was in a matter of hours grown from only a few weeks to full blown 9 months baby and later delievered by Dr Lorne
While being exposes to ancient devise Cara was aged 18 months


Fictional people from the Stargate Universe
First Commander Evan Lorne.
Human
The Pretty Boy. He's AirForce and loyal to SanGate and Melfan. Is a natural gene carrier. Tend to get abducted a lot. Got Promoted from First Commander Major to First Commander Lt Col after his action on Earth. He is shared by Melfan, SanGate and LizzieAnne.

Fourth Commander Laura Cadman
Human
Explosive Expert. Does not have the ancient gene

First Captain Vega
Human
Does not have the Ancient Gene. Is in relenship with Fen

Rodney Mckay
Human
Cheif scientist
Has the Ancient gene
Is the father of RiG

Clones
drClone!Beckett - Takes over when John's PJ can't assist. Is a clone of the real Carson Beckett that died rather mysteriously.
Clone!Dr.Lorne - Is a clone of a Lorne from an alternate reality/universe. Was cloned after being seriously injured but made it. The real dr Lorne return to his reality, the DrLorneClone stayed behind. He nows helps Clone!Beckett and John's PJ are an item and the two will have a child
Clone!GeneralMelfan WraithHybrid - The First General who died and been cloned. This clone had traces of DNA in her and turned into a Wraith. She's evil and has a vendetta against the crew as they killed her original self. Has left with a Queen and Evil!Bray
Cloned First High Commander Lt Col Bray - Wraith Hybrid - Evil Melfan cloned Bray and blended WraithDNA when doing so. Even if he's suppouse to be evil, he has traces of good in him. Has left with a Queen and Mefan

The Teams
SGA Team 1
Melfan, SanGate, Bray, Lizzie

SGA Team 2
RiG, Laura, Lorne, Vega,

SGA Team 3
Taoth, Fen, Rodney, Shan


Missions reports can now be found in the Group

LizzieAnne
April 19th, 2008, 11:18 AM
This started in the Kavan Smith/Major Lorne Thunk Thread, and contiues here, if possible

Hi there in the new thread.
:D

John's PuddleJumper
April 19th, 2008, 01:52 PM
Hey, I'm still chief head medical offer for the real Lorne and his clones!!!!


Even if we are in a different thread!:D:P:rolleyes:

melfan
April 19th, 2008, 02:24 PM
Hi there in the new thread.
Just have to say that I don't think that you or we were off topic - We talked about Lorne a lot. A bit crazy talk maybe but hey this is a Gateworld site. This whole site is kinda crazy, in the best possible way of course :D

*got that off chest and falls off soap box* :D

I tought better safe then sorry, here we can talk all we want about how to take over the Universe


Hey, I'm still chief head medical offer for the real Lorne and his clones!!!!


Even if we are in a different thread!:D:P:rolleyes:

Yup, different thread, same crazy conversation.

Just been moved here since we went a bit off topic , very slightly, but still :rolleyes:

marty2006
April 19th, 2008, 03:47 PM
What kind of drugs has this thread been taking ?

SanGate
April 19th, 2008, 10:10 PM
:lol: a whole new thread for just our little crazy idea to take over the universe :D LMAO

And we were talking about Lorne weren't we? I didn't have a feeling we were off topic at all. Normally we talk about lstanding in line for the guy and stuff, now we talked about Lorne taking over the universe, which Kavan said himself. We just added the weirdness of helping him. :D

Anywho, Second General SanGate reporting for duty Ma'am! *salutes* :D

And btw, maybe we should be moved to 'Fun and Games' :rolleyes: :lol:

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 03:39 AM
What kind of drugs has this thread been taking ?

No drugs, we are from an crazy alternate universe! :D


:lol: a whole new thread for just our little crazy idea to take over the universe :D LMAO

And we were talking about Lorne weren't we? I didn't have a feeling we were off topic at all. Normally we talk about lstanding in line for the guy and stuff, now we talked about Lorne taking over the universe, which Kavan said himself. We just added the weirdness of helping him. :D

Anywho, Second General SanGate reporting for duty Ma'am! *salutes* :D

And btw, maybe we should be moved to 'Fun and Games' :rolleyes: :lol:

Tought about Fun and Games, but tought it was best suitable to have it here for some reason

And Second General SanGate, you don't salute to me, we are of equal rank :D
So, Stand down General

Yes, but here we can expand that wierdness :D

SanGate
April 20th, 2008, 04:19 AM
No drugs, we are from an crazy alternate universe! :D
Almost the same effect ;)


Tought about Fun and Games, but tought it was best suitable to have it here for some reason

And Second General SanGate, you don't salute to me, we are of equal rank :D
So, Stand down General

Yes, but here we can expand that wierdness :D

:lol: expand the weirdness :D

So, we do not have to salute anyone? Wow :D

Are you all set, or are you already aboard the Orion? What's your status?

:lol: I love it :D

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 04:24 AM
Almost the same effect ;)

:lol: :rolleyes:


:lol: expand the weirdness :D

So, we do not have to salute anyone? Wow :D

Are you all set, or are you already aboard the Orion? What's your status?

:lol: I love it :D

I'm all done, Waiting for my Second General SanGate and my Second Comander LizzieAnne and My First Head Medical Officer John's PuddleJumper report in :D
Nope, we don't salute to anyone, we just give orders :P :D

SanGate
April 20th, 2008, 04:26 AM
:lol: :rolleyes:

I'm all done, Waiting for my Second General SanGate and my Second Comander LizzieAnne and My First Head Medical Officer John's PuddleJumper report in :D
Nope, we don't salute to anyone, we just give orders :P :D

Both aren't seen on the base yet, so anyone else who'd like to join the team?

Giving orders :rolleyes: And Lorne is below us in rank right? :P

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 04:29 AM
Both aren't seen on the base yet, so anyone else who'd like to join the team?

Giving orders :rolleyes: And Lorne is below us in rank right? :P

He is. His rank his First Commander Major Evan Lorne. Should I drop the Major?

SanGate
April 20th, 2008, 04:45 AM
He should be promoted by us! :D I mean, we're in an AU, so why not promote him which he earned due to his actions in other AU's? I mean, we are in a CAU ;)

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 05:47 AM
He should be promoted by us! :D I mean, we're in an AU, so why not promote him which he earned due to his actions in other AU's? I mean, we are in a CAU ;)

You are so right Second General SanGate.
Must think of a title that's above First Commander

SanGate
April 20th, 2008, 05:52 AM
Or First Commander Lt. Colonel Evan Lorne :D
I like the idea of bossing him around:rolleyes:

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 05:55 AM
Or First Commander Lt. Colonel Evan Lorne :D
I like the idea of bossing him around:rolleyes:

That will work :D
And I have no idea what you mean by bossing him around :rolleyes: :cool:

SanGate
April 20th, 2008, 06:18 AM
That will work :D
And I have no idea what you mean by bossing him around :rolleyes: :cool:

I doubt it is an actual existing rank hehe, but who cares. It's an AU, our little CAU, so everything's possible :D

Maybe we should make a list of things he should do for us :rolleyes: Or maybe we shouldn't abuse our authority on the people below us. They must not abandon us of course, we should be nice leaders :D

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 08:26 AM
I doubt it is an actual existing rank hehe, but who cares. It's an AU, our little CAU, so everything's possible :D

Maybe we should make a list of things he should do for us :rolleyes: Or maybe we shouldn't abuse our authority on the people below us. They must not abandon us of course, we should be nice leaders :D

Right, no abusing of power. We want our underings to actually like us and not start a mutiny. It would not be fun!

John's PuddleJumper
April 20th, 2008, 08:40 AM
Hey I'm ready in my quarters on the Orion, been waiting for everyone else!!

As for Lorne's rank -WHO CARES! I'll follow him to the ends of the known universe and back and jump whenever he says jump!!

So who is in my department that I'm inchrage of?

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 08:47 AM
Hey I'm ready in my quarters on the Orion, been waiting for everyone else!!

As for Lorne's rank -WHO CARES! I'll follow him to the ends of the known universe and back and jump whenever he says jump!!

So who is in my department that I'm inchrage of?

Hmm, Who are you in charfe of?
Good Question...
Hmm, you gonna need some staff as you are the Medical Officer
Ah, off course, a doctor Lorne clone :D
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/Swede85/Kavan%20Smith/TV%20Shows/reunion02.jpg

John's PuddleJumper
April 20th, 2008, 09:00 AM
Hey Can i have carson beckett please!!

i need all the help i can get with clones!

But i'll have a Dr Evan Lorne too

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 09:08 AM
Hey Can i have carson beckett please!!

i need all the help i can get with clones!

But i'll have a Dr Evan Lorne too

Sure :)
You even got two anonomys doctors plus a guard!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/Swede85/Stargate/Beckett.jpg

LizzieAnne
April 20th, 2008, 09:18 AM
Hi there sorry I'm late RL taking over. Ironing and housework. Bleh.

I've just been listening to a radio interview by Kavan on www.dtrn.co.uk (download the MP3) also Joe Flannigan. OOh he's a bit of a swearer on this one.
He was asked if he could have his ideal military unit who would he have in it.

He wants babes in bikinis, any age and any nationality but if his wife is listening *he's only joking* and tough crazy guys and David Hewlett :D

John's PuddleJumper
April 20th, 2008, 09:20 AM
Thanks, So that is 4 drs and one student veterinary Nurse in the medical team with a guard!

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 09:21 AM
Thanks, So that is 4 drs and one student veterinary Nurse in the medical team with a guard!

Yup, you need anything else?

LizzieAnne
April 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM
I managed to get a brand new puddle jumper.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/dsc05874.jpg

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 09:48 AM
I managed to get a brand new puddle jumper.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/dsc05874.jpg

Puddle Jumpers are good, we need a lot of those! :D

John's PuddleJumper
April 20th, 2008, 10:02 AM
med supplies please, CT scanner, nurses

i let you know if I need anything else

melfan
April 20th, 2008, 10:46 AM
A scanner
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/Swede85/mortalcoil0308.jpg

a nurse
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/Swede85/conversion2143.jpg

Med supplies
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/Swede85/0suite002laryngoORview.jpg

John's PuddleJumper
April 20th, 2008, 11:10 AM
great I'm all set!

when do we leave?

ijffdrie
April 20th, 2008, 11:18 AM
as soon as i become a chief mad alien scientist

Stargate78fan
April 20th, 2008, 02:58 PM
What the heck, I'll join in the crazy madness seem as I'm crazy myself! Any room for civilians?

SanGate
April 21st, 2008, 02:17 AM
great I'm all set!

when do we leave?

I'm all set too! Melfan, your call! :D


What the heck, I'll join in the crazy madness seem as I'm crazy myself! Any room for civilians?

Are you good at cooking? Or cleaning? Or entertaining us with your voice/acting skills/juggler skills/dancing skills/magician skills/humour skills or anything else? Even not, consider yourself accepted for aboarding the Orion! :D The more the merrier! and the more the higher the chance of succeeding too :D

melfan
April 21st, 2008, 05:29 AM
as soon as i become a chief mad alien scientist

Be careful with what you write, it may become true :P :D
You wanna be our very own cheif mad alien scientist?


What the heck, I'll join in the crazy madness seem as I'm crazy myself! Any room for civilians?

Sure, the more the merrier. Do you wanna be a some sort of scientist a la McKay, but without the the ego :rolleyes:

nonsensestarfish
April 21st, 2008, 07:43 AM
I'll be an entertainer!

Heil Lorne!

melfan
April 24th, 2008, 07:33 AM
Okey, seems like everyone are packed and ready to be beamed up to Orion.

*Beaming sound*

Okey, and since Orion is a superfast ship from the Craxy Alternate Universe, we will get to Atlantis very fast :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 01:29 AM
As much as I'd love to get to Atlantis as fast as possible, I also like the idea of being trapped in the Orion for some time, with all you great girls, and Lorne of course :D And maybe a big adventure when we run into a meteorite belt or something like that, and the ship gets damaged and we're the ones who have to fix it. Or there is still a wraith aboard the ship and we have to knock that one out. :D

What do you think?

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 02:20 AM
What have I stumbled across here?

Yes no yes no yes no (Just getting my fill)

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 02:21 AM
Oh God.. this was the one thread I was hoping you'd never find :rolleyes:

Well, you discovered my secret :D

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 02:41 AM
Yeah it's all beginning to make sense now.

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 02:48 AM
:rolleyes: does it now?

:D Well, we have nice bunch of people here who are all like me, so I'm not ashamed of anything I said in here :D I think.. ;)

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 02:49 AM
Oh it does....it does

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/Indeed.jpg

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 02:51 AM
Where the heck did you get that?! ROFLMAO :lol:

And am I that crazy to you? :rolleyes:

Anything about Lorne you want to add btw? Want to come too?

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 02:56 AM
lol everything is on the internet somewhere :D

You are....almost as crazy as Shan :D

Sure I'll add something......he has TWO hands :cameron:

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 02:58 AM
I'm glad you said 'almost' ;)

So no coming along? Oh well, many girls and just one Lorne is going past you then :D

And btw, he has two hands? :eek: Now that is an attribution to this thread I would not want to have missed :P

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 03:11 AM
Yeah I know, and contrary to popular belief he actually has 10 fingers too :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 03:21 AM
That we knew, because we have pics evidence for that:

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/SanGate/Stargate%20Atlantis/Season%202/Condemned/stargate6440.jpg

Well, almost at least ;)

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 03:22 AM
Did you also know that he has feet, and he sometimes wears shoes too?

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 03:23 AM
Good you added the shoe part otherwise I would obviously have thrown this at you
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/SanGate/Stargate%20Atlantis/Season%204/Doppelganger/feetdopp.jpg

But yes, we know about the shoes:
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/SanGate/Stargate%20Atlantis/Season%202/Condemned/ML26.jpg

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 03:24 AM
Hmmm ok....did you know that he has a nose?

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 03:26 AM
You are a tough pleaser, but I'm more then happy to deliver the evidence
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh220/SanGate/Stargate%20Atlantis/Season%204/Doppelganger/SGADoppelgangerLorne.jpg

So we know for sure he is physically up for the challenge to take over the crazy alternate universe

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 03:48 AM
What is this thread about anyways? I haven't really read it properly.

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 03:53 AM
Then as the General of this thread I order you to read the first few posts and you'll get it.

No, you probably won't understand it anyway. ;) In the Lorne thread we have a joke about alternate universes and how crazy we are :rolleyes: You got that part right ;) and Kavan Smith, who plays Lorne, said he'd like Lorne to take over the universe. So, this little thread was born. We're packing to go to Atlantis and from thereon take over the entire Crazy Alternate Universe :D

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 04:04 AM
Ah well in that case sounds like you'll need someone to do some killing :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 04:08 AM
Definitely :D On board then?

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 04:12 AM
Sure why not...not like I have anything else to do :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 04:15 AM
Exactly :P

Got your stuff? We figured most of the things are in atlantis, but melfan brought her dvd box of red dwarf for example, you anything to bring?

Melfan, when you read this: Bray needs a rank! Something which allows him to kill seems most appropriate

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 04:17 AM
....lets see....Jericho box set is a must :D

Lots of ammo...just in case.

Can't think of anything else :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 04:18 AM
I think I'll also bring my wraith stunner from the chevron thread. Many Fluffy's there who need to be stunner and/or killed before we are the rulers of the universe of course

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 04:21 AM
Ah yes of course, well I've brought my 9mm from there too. :D might buy a Desert Eagle before we go....much better :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 05:06 AM
What's a desert eagle? It does need to fit in the Orion, so can't bring helicopters and such ;) We have plenty of PJ's in Atlantis.

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 05:36 AM
http://www.adamsauctioneers.com/images/1920/Guns/P1010029.JPG

The worlds most powerful semi automatic hand gun....and it's in gold :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 05:37 AM
Ah, well, you can bring that if you think it's useful in our mission. :D

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 05:38 AM
I think it will be.....It'll scare them into submission! :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 05:41 AM
:D I like the sound of that! :D

I think we can aboard the Orion then. Everyone had packed and such, so we're all set!
*beams aboard*

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 05:42 AM
*makes beaming noise* :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 05:45 AM
*greets pilot Lorne*
*sits in chair next to the big chair*
*checks all buttons*
Lighting check! Engines check! Hyperspace check! Ventilation system check! Doors check! Weapons check!

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 05:49 AM
*Goes to check the armoury*

Nice

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0701/borat_lebanon0109.jpg

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 05:52 AM
:eek: We're not taking him with us! I'm not sure he'd be a good addition to the team, how hilarious he might be :rolleyes:

*checks flightplan* I hope Lorne knows how to fly from the Milky Way to the Pegasus Galaxy, it's not just a puddle jumper trip to a hyve ship.

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 05:53 AM
Yeah I found him hiding in the armoury...I beamed him back to Kazakhstan.

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 05:56 AM
:lol: Thanks for that! The people of Kazakhstan will gladly take him back I think. :D

Oh some music! Let's start up some music through the intercom, just to ease the nerves :D

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 05:59 AM
Do you have any preferences?

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:00 AM
As long as it's upbeat I'm fine :D

Melfan, I see you're on too. :D Do you fancy some music? What kind?

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 06:02 AM
I vote for DJ Tiesto

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 06:04 AM
I'm here too!!

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:04 AM
Yes, I think that's an excellent choice! :D Nice dance music to get us in the mood for some taking-over-the-entire-universe.

*puts tiesto cd's in the automatic random chooser cd player*

Doesn't it sound nice through all these speakers?
Edit: hiya melfan! I saw you were reading through it! :D We got a guy aboard! He fancies lots of guns. What do you think his rank should be?

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 06:05 AM
All we need now is some strobe lights and we're sorted for a rave :D

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 06:07 AM
And Bray, you are most welcome to this thread, the more crazy people the better! :D

And you gonna need a title

How about First High Commander Lt Col Bray

Which is higher rank than First Commander, so you can order Lorne around if you like :D

About the music, anything loud. :rolleyes:

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:10 AM
Yes, Tiesto is loud! :D Do you know Tiesto? I think Lorne will like it too, with his hips and all (oh and Bray, we're sorry in advance if we get a bit too curled up in our LorneLover mood :D)

I like the sound of that rank. But is it lower than ours? :rolleyes: :D

See Bray, told you we were crazy in here :D

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 06:10 AM
Sweet, Lorne go make me some coffee you maggot! :D

Yes I see now the full extent of your crazyness.

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 06:16 AM
what do you take me for? a normal person of this universe?? a loon from an alternate crazy universe?
Yes, Bray is one Rank under us, or maybe it should be two... I have a feeling this tread is bound to promote our fellows loonies people in here
he slow dance... Hmm

*gets all dreamy

yea, sorry bray if we go off and drool over Lorne, do ya wanna take someone with you that you can drool over?

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:21 AM
what do you take me for? a normal person of this universe?? a loon from an alternate crazy universe?
Yes, Bray is one Rank under us, or maybe it should be two... I have a feeling this tread is bound to promote our fellows loonies people in here
he slow dance... Hmm

*gets all dreamy

That's why I love you guys so much! Where in the world can I be completely myself, the normal person I am in RL gets tossed aside in here. Really, people that I know in RL don't want to come in here. They'll never look the same at me again. :D

*takes Lorne over from melfan for a slow dance* :D Next song you get m back. I promise.

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 06:22 AM
Quickly taps on the beam controls and beams up:

Carmen Electra
&
Amanda Tapping

That should keep me going for a while :D

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 06:28 AM
Breay, why am I not surprised taht you beamed up Carmen Elektra :rolleyes:

*snort*

San, this is our safe heaven

*takes back Lorne from San when new song comes*

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 06:29 AM
Carmen Electra is the first woman on every mans thoughts when he wakes up...fact :D

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:31 AM
Really the first thing? Sigh.. I new men were bad, but that bad.. bad in multiple sense that is :P Weird choice too, Sam and Carmen. Don't know if sam would like that much :D

And why do you get to bring two women, when we have to share Lorne with at least 5 others? *snorts*

*watches melfan dance around with Lorne* Man, does he have good hips :D

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 06:34 AM
Hey I was rushed we were almost out of range, Carmen was a must....sam was a desperate key click :D

Because I deserve two :D

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 06:38 AM
*stops dancing with Lorne*

Hmm, San, you're right, I can't just settle with Lorne :eek:

What did I just say?!

:rolleyes: :P

*boost the beam so she can beam up Chuck, we need a technician, Jake Gyllenhaal, isn't he a adorable? And Christian Bale, there is something about that man...*

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:43 AM
Chuck and Christian Bale are for you, I'd like Jake Gyllenhaal for some dances though :rolleyes: I'd like then Paul Bettany beamed aboard please, aaaaaand... hmm.. Michael Weatherly :D

I don't think Lorne minds, he's already way to abused by us LorneLovers :D

Now we have to get those guys away from Carmen.. sigh..

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 06:50 AM
Manage with slight marginal beam up Michael Weatherly Paul Bettany

and Invoke a ban on Carmen

She is Bray's only and anyone that tries to touch her will... uhh...

San, waht will happen?

*continues to dance with Lorne*

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:53 AM
*is content* ooh, paul bettany looks nice in real life :D Do you know him melfan? Not everyone knows him.

I like the ban on Carmen. Maybe we shoudl just put her in a holding cell or something, and give the key only to Bray. I think he'll defend it with his life :rolleyes:

New song!!!
*grabs Lorne* Oops, did I scratch him in the process? Sorry my dear Evan! Didn't mean to!

:rolleyes: Crazy? Me? ;)

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 06:54 AM
I like that idea :cameron:

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:56 AM
course you do ;)

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 06:56 AM
*is content* ooh, paul bettany looks nice in real life :D Do you know him melfan? Not everyone knows him.

I like the ban on Carmen. Maybe we shoudl just put her in a holding cell or something, and give the key only to Bray. I think he'll defend it with his life :rolleyes:

New song!!!
*grabs Lorne* Oops, did I scratch him in the process? Sorry my dear Evan! Didn't mean to!

:rolleyes: Crazy? Me? ;)

You crazy? never! :P

Or perhaps in his room

Hey Bray! Do you want the ancient gene?

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 06:58 AM
He already has it. He claims at least. :P

My room is next to his, the holding cell is on the other side of the ship. Let's leave her there :rolleyes:

Are we taking off soon?

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:01 AM
*takes the key*

Erm...I'm just off to....errrr....check the armoury?

*checks to see if he has the gene by sitting in the chair*

*phoosh*

Err Whoops

Might have just launched a drone :S

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 07:03 AM
We are about too
Lorne says everything is green and ready for take off for the Pegasus Galaxy

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 07:04 AM
:D woohoo! Shall we start the engines then?

vrrrr brrr
I think that sounds good :D

Let's open a hyperspace window
woosh!

Oh! How nice all that blue! :D

Where's Bray? oh, stupid question of course.

Doesn't Lorne look good in that big chair of his?

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 07:12 AM
*takes the key*

Erm...I'm just off to....errrr....check the armoury?

*checks to see if he has the gene by sitting in the chair*

*phoosh*

Err Whoops

Might have just launched a drone :S

Pushes Bray aside and makes sure the drone don't hit anyone, like Sheppard and O'Neill in a shopper :rolleyes:

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:14 AM
*Comes back in sweating buttoning up his shirt*

Did I miss anything?

I went for a jog by the way...you and your dirty minds

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 07:16 AM
You're back fast :rolleyes: :D

Yeah, you missed our jump into hyperspace

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:17 AM
I'm a fast runner :D

Ah....that would explain it!

System_Lord_Remus
April 25th, 2008, 07:17 AM
Carmen Electra is the first woman on every mans thoughts when he wakes up...fact :D

*beams into thread from his Ha'tak in orbit and grabs Major Lorne and beams out*

ahh by the way is it wrong that i wake up every morning and think of the actress that played Deanna troi?

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 07:18 AM
:eek:

See, that is the threat that comes!!! Good thing we have a good team standing by the rescue him. Melfan! Gear up, we've got a mission ahead of us!

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:19 AM
It is, Carmen Electra should be the first one, it doesn't matter if Dianna Troi is the second one though. Got to explain that morning glory somehow...and only Carmen is worthy of that :D

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 07:20 AM
*Gear Up*

Now we gotta kick some System_Lord_Remus butt and rescue Lorne!

EDIT
*Superman intro*

*Stargate Atlantis intro*

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:20 AM
*Breaks out the golden Dessy*

Oh yeah, I've been waiting to try this out

SanGate
April 25th, 2008, 07:22 AM
Want to come Bray, or are you totally useless now since Carmen is unboard? You can beam her if you want System Lord Remus! She's not really a good addition to the team anyway, except for Bray's needs :P

I will have to go on this mission tomorrow since dinner is served in RL *gets ripped out of virtual life* :( Good luck for the ones who do go without me. If you go, bring him back safely!

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:25 AM
NOOO Leave Carmen alone...she is mine :D

I think I can muster enough to go and rescue the one you call Lorne.

System_Lord_Remus
April 25th, 2008, 07:27 AM
It is, Carmen Electra should be the first one, it doesn't matter if Dianna Troi is the second one though. Got to explain that morning glory somehow...and only Carmen is worthy of that :D

*beams back into thread with out Major lorne and grabs Carmen and beams her out*

Pathetic Tar'ri you'll never find Major Lorne now BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*Beams out of thread*

meh yeah she is nice very nice i've just got a thing for dark hair ladys:cameron: and a thing for dumb blonds :P

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 07:30 AM
Come on Bray, let's take Carmen with us, she can be a distraction, and save Lorne

Edit: damn he took carmen!

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:30 AM
Beams to Remus's position and starts threatening him with the golden desert eagle, "Give back Carmen!"

....

"And maybe Lorne too"

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 07:34 AM
Beams to Remus's position and starts threatening him with the golden desert eagle, "Give back Carmen!"

....

"And maybe Lorne too"

*Beams in*

*Holds a P90 at Remus*

And Lorne too!

System_Lord_Remus
April 25th, 2008, 07:34 AM
Come on Bray, let's take Carmen with us, she can be a distraction, and save Lorne


Beams to Remus's position and starts threatening him with the golden desert eagle, "Give back Carmen!"

....

"And maybe Lorne too"

*smiles a Arrogant smile*

You'll never get them back there safely hidden away on my space Station BWHAHAHA

*puts up his personal force shield and throws bray and Melfan back with his hand device*

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 07:37 AM
*smiles a Arrogant smile*

You'll never get them back there safely hidden away on my space Station BWHAHAHA

*puts up his personal force shield and throws bray and Melfan back with his
hand device*


*ducks the flying Bray*



*Takes off down the corridor to look for Lorne*






*And Carmen*

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:38 AM
Stays to fight Remus

*notices the shield doesn't go all the way to the roof*

"3 pointer"

*Throws a hand grenade over the top of the shield and down into Remus's lap*

"Surprise"

System_Lord_Remus
April 25th, 2008, 07:42 AM
Stays to fight Remus

*notices the shield doesn't go all the way to the roof*

"3 pointer"

*Throws a hand grenade over the top of the shield and down into Remus's lap*

"Surprise"

*looks at the grenade then hits his hand device and beams away from the grenade that explodes shortly half Remus had vanished*

would love to go on but real life calls you'll find Carmen down the hall in a cell Major Lorne on the another hand BWAHAHAHAHAHA

laters

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 07:42 AM
*sees some Jaffa*

*hides as they failed to see me come*

*Continue to look and comes to a locked door*

*Use C4 on it*

*KaBlom!*

That gotta attract attention!

*Continues down the corridor!*

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:45 AM
*Spots 4 Jaffa sneaking up on Mel*

OI! YOU! NO!

*Bray fires the desert eagle 4 times, each shot piling into one of the jaffa, flooring them all*

I love this gun :D

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 07:48 AM
Thanks

*Opens a door to another corridor (seriosly)

*Sees some Jaffa draging Carmen away*

Guess I have to shot them...

*Shot the Jaffa, but one lives and drags Carmen away to a room and locks the door*

Bray
April 25th, 2008, 07:57 AM
*Breaks down the door with a breaching charge*

*shoots the Jaffa scum in the room*

*beams Carmen, Lorne, Mel and myself out*

(I have to go now, back home, and then onto work again.)

Goodbye.

(p.s. I'd recommend raising the shields so no-one else can just steal people)

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 08:07 AM
Good Advise!

*Rasies shield and quickly jump into hyperspace to avoid System_Lord_Remus*

*Gets to infarmary with Lorne and puts Carmen back in the holding cell*

Gonna eat now. All this fighting has made be hungry :P

See ya in a bit

LizzieAnne
April 25th, 2008, 11:08 AM
:eek: OMG. I go and unpack, have a nap, have a shower, have a sarnie in the canteen and you've had an adventure already! Four pages worth in fact.:lol:
And there another man on board :eek:
Just visited Lorne in the infirmary. He needed lots of comforting with the shock an all. :D
Oops who's flying this ship? with Lorne in the infirmary.:S

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 11:18 AM
Hey Lizzie!
No worries, I'm driving, or is it SanGate?

*Thinks really hard*

System_Lord_Remus
April 25th, 2008, 03:50 PM
*looks unhappy VERY unhappy not only has he lost his prisoner's but lost one of his Ha'tak class Ship's as well a hologram appears in the Thread*

you may have won this battle but i'll be back bigger and stronger and with more ships enjoy your victory while it last's you pathetic Tau'ri BWHAHAHA

All will :bow: Remus

*Hologram disappears out of thread*

have to say this is kinda cool playing the bad guy :P

melfan
April 25th, 2008, 11:18 PM
*looks unhappy VERY unhappy not only has he lost his prisoner's but lost one of his Ha'tak class Ship's as well a hologram appears in the Thread*

you may have won this battle but i'll be back bigger and stronger and with more ships enjoy your victory while it last's you pathetic Tau'ri BWHAHAHA

All will :bow: Remus

*Hologram disappears out of thread*

have to say this is kinda cool playing the bad guy :P

*Raises eyebrow at hologram*

*stick out tounge after messege*

It was fun playing :D

LizzieAnne
April 25th, 2008, 11:46 PM
*looks unhappy VERY unhappy not only has he lost his prisoner's but lost one of his Ha'tak class Ship's as well a hologram appears in the Thread*

you may have won this battle but i'll be back bigger and stronger and with more ships enjoy your victory while it last's you pathetic Tau'ri BWHAHAHA

All will :bow: Remus

*Hologram disappears out of thread*

have to say this is kinda cool playing the bad guy :P

*enters snarky bubble*

Hey Fly boy we don't take kindly to anyone messing with our Lorne.
I have my new fightun sword as well. :)

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/dsc05050-1.jpg

*shows off swordy skills* :eek:

see - you come here at your peril! :D

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 12:08 AM
Didn't we have a blast yesterday with this? Honestly, I'm having a very good time in here. Imaganation, you have a go! :D


Hey Lizzie!
No worries, I'm driving, or is it SanGate?

*Thinks really hard*

We have it on automatic :D


*looks unhappy VERY unhappy not only has he lost his prisoner's but lost one of his Ha'tak class Ship's as well a hologram appears in the Thread*

you may have won this battle but i'll be back bigger and stronger and with more ships enjoy your victory while it last's you pathetic Tau'ri BWHAHAHA

All will :bow: Remus

*Hologram disappears out of thread*

have to say this is kinda cool playing the bad guy :P

:rolleyes:
(it's fun to have a baddie too :D)


*Raises eyebrow at hologram*

*stick out tounge after messege*

It was fun playing :D

:lol: Isn't it :D I woke up with a huge smile on my face reading through these last posts :D


*enters snarky bubble*

Hey Fly boy we don't take kindly to anyone messing with our Lorne.
I have my new fightun sword as well. :)

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/dsc05050-1.jpg

*shows off swordy skills* :eek:

see - you come here at your peril! :D
Go girl!! :D I like your personal weapon :D Can you teach me?

Oh and Bray, I read just now in the news paper that Carmen is engaged :P

Now, let's take a walk past the infirmary. Lorne in scrubs under white sheets should be a pretty picture :D

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 12:14 AM
Didn't we have a blast yesterday with this? Honestly, I'm having a very good time in here. Imaganation, you have a go! :D



We have it on automatic :D



:rolleyes:
(it's fun to have a baddie too :D)



:lol: Isn't it :D I woke up with a huge smile on my face reading through these last posts :D


Go girl!! :D I like your personal weapon :D Can you teach me?

Oh and Bray, I read just now in the news paper that Carmen is engaged :P

Now, let's take a walk past the infirmary. Lorne in scrubs under white sheets should be a pretty picture :D

I've been keeping Lorne company so he didn't have to be all lonely :)
He feels very sheepish for getting kidnapped :rolleyes:

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 12:16 AM
I've been keeping Lorne company so he didn't have to be all lonely :)
He feels very sheepish for getting kidnapped :rolleyes:

Well, it's not his fault. Maybe that he forgot to raise the shields, but who can think of the scenario that the baddie knows exactly where to find the captain on the ship and beams him out.

Ah, red scrubs I see. :D Nice

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 12:19 AM
Yea, who could have guessed

*looks at Lorne*

*he gives an innocent smiles that melts away my annoyance*

I wanted blue, Beckett gave him the red ;)

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 12:25 AM
Didn't we have a blast yesterday with this? Honestly, I'm having a very good time in here. Imaganation, you have a go! :D

We have it on automatic :D

:rolleyes:
(it's fun to have a baddie too :D)

:lol: Isn't it :D I woke up with a huge smile on my face reading through these last posts :D

Go girl!! :D I like your personal weapon :D Can you teach me?
Oh and Bray, I read just now in the news paper that Carmen is engaged :P
Now, let's take a walk past the infirmary. Lorne in scrubs under white sheets should be a pretty picture :D

Sword lessons any time. Lots of practise. We have to be a least as good as Ronon. ;)

Oooh I think Lorne's awake :P

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/BladeseriseKavanS471-1.jpg

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 12:25 AM
Ooh, we also have Clone Carson aboard? :D Nice :D
I think I'll like it here

*hands Lorne big hug for the emotional whump he must have gone through*
Edit: oh yes, he's awake. Can I crawl into bed with him, he looks a bit cold, he needs warmth

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 12:27 AM
Ooops no scrubs - he's taken them off :eek: - bad boy :D

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 12:34 AM
*looks up from her book she was reading*

Lorne, is that why you wanted me to climb into the bed with ya?

*Manage to climb on the bed on the other side on LizzieAnne*

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 12:37 AM
Is he now with 3 girls in one small hospital bed? Hmm, cozy :P

*intercom grumbles to life*
"First General melfan we need you at the bridge. I repeat, First General melfan we need you at the bridge*

Oh boy, what now?

Edit: you know what, the bridge needs us all

intercom grumbles to life again
"First General melfan, Second General SanGate and Second Commander Lt LizzieAnne we need you at the bridge. I repeat First General melfan, Second General SanGate and Second Commander Lt LizzieAnne we need you at the bridge."

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 12:45 AM
*Grumbles*

Is that Bray? Doesn't he ahve anyting better to do than to torment us when we are having a happy time?

*Finally comes to the bridge and looks out the window*

Well, you don't see that every day, now do you?

*continues to look out thte window in amazement*

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 12:48 AM
:mckay: Bray! We understand you're annoyed over the news about Carmen, but stop abusing your power to call on us :P

Yeah, that is something isn't it.
*looks outside too and gets almost mesmerised from the blue view*

Oh, look who we have here! Lorne has been fired from the infirmary!
*Lorne sits down in the big chair*
*I set myself down on his left in the a bit less big chair*

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 12:54 AM
*sits on the right side*

*Does some diagnostics on the blue cloudlike thing*

Uhm, shall we take a puddle jumper and investigate?
All that Blueish cloudness around that planet must be casued by something.

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 01:06 AM
That sounds like a plan to me!
*gets up and follows Lorne and melfan to the puddle jumper bay*

Who's driving, since we all have the gene, melfan and me have the same kind of rank, and Lorne just looks hot riding the thing :rolleyes:?

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 01:11 AM
How about we let Lorne do the driving, my driving skill with the Puddle Jumper isn't the best and I don't wanna run inot that asteroid field over there

*Points left*

*Sits down in the co-pilot seat*

*Puddle jumper takes off and goes right*

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 01:30 AM
Ah, were approaching the blue cloud. What is that? Am I right if I say it looks like little blue stones, like the tail of a comet, but then as a cloud?

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 01:34 AM
How about we let Lorne do the driving, my driving skill with the Puddle Jumper isn't the best and I don't wanna run inot that asteroid field over there

*Points left*

*Sits down in the co-pilot seat*

*Puddle jumper takes off and goes right*

*Opens comms to puddle jumper*
Orion to puddle jumper this is Commander Lizzieanne here. *sitting in big chair*
Reporting unknown ship approaching. If it continues on its current path it will be here in two hours. Please advise.

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 01:35 AM
Yup, looks like comet is cirkling the planet!

:eek:

And the bluish mist is the tail of it.

*Looks worriedly over at Lorne who is trying to avoid getting hit*

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 01:38 AM
Oh boy, do we have problems :S Maybe we should get back to the Orion and head into hyperspace. We don't want to encounter any Goa'uld, Ori, Replicator, Wraith ship..

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 01:39 AM
*Opens comms to puddle jumper*
Orion to puddle jumper this is Commander Lizzieanne here. *sitting in big chair*
Reporting unknown ship approaching. If it continues on its current path it will be here in two hours. Please advise.

*Uses the com*

Can you cloak the ship? we do the same to the puddlejumper

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 01:48 AM
Ah yes, cloaking duh :rolleyes:

Now, let's get us a bit closer to that planet.

LizzieAnne, what's the status of that ship? Any idea what race it is? No chance of us being detected?

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 01:52 AM
Uh Oh...

One of the rocks has hit the ship and we have lost our cloak and the bluish cloud is interfering with our beamer!

*Sound is heard and the jumper comes to a standstill*

Crap, lost power to the Jumper

*Lorne and Melfan tries to fix problem while SanGate takes notice of something else*

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 01:56 AM
Crap, no cloak? LizzieAnne, how's that ship coming?

*sees something on the planet moving*
What the heck is that? It looks like something on that planet is driving the comets towards us now! We need to get that cloak back up again, or else we're really screwed!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 02:00 AM
I'm working on it!

Ah! Uhh...

Crap, crap, crap..

*Starts to speak in swedish*

*Looks out window to confirm her thoughts*

*Swears in swedish*

Uhm... Is it me or are we getting dragged in towards the planet?

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 02:01 AM
*Uses the com*

Can you cloak the ship? we do the same to the puddlejumper

Yes - cloaking ship. Hope that does the trick.
Our data bank doesn't come up with any known ship.
Will try a sneaky scan as it passes.
The blue cloud could be a diversionary tactic by some dastardly evil villain wanting control of our brilliantly updated superior Orion.

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 02:04 AM
Yes - cloaking ship. Hope that does the trick.
Our data bank doesn't come up with any known ship.
Will try a sneaky scan as it passes.
The blue cloud could be a diversionary tactic by some dastardly evil villain wanting control of our brilliantly updated superior Orion.

I'm afraid you're right LizzieAnne, the people on the planet are probably the same as the ship owners. I've never seen anything like this blue cloud! And without our PJ being cloaked our PJ is still screwed as hell when that ship comes!

*swears in Dutch*
*grabs one of the control panels and checks the distance between the planet and the jumper and the altitude of which it approaches the planet and the speed*

We've got 15 minutes until we come through their atmosphere!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 02:13 AM
15 minutes is way to short of a time to do something!

And I tried everthing

*Looks outside the window and sees a smaller ship comming from the Planets surface*

We are screwed!

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 02:17 AM
Nothing works? Can't you bypass the control system from the cloak to the engines to that we at least can get to the Orion, cloaked or not? Inside the Orion we can fix the problems of the ships.

Oh wait, we're being hailed.

*Here speaks Commander Frigut of the Planetship six. Who are you?*
*presses intercom*
"Erm, we're First General melfan, Second General SanGate and Major Lorne. We're checking out the blue cloud, and now we want to leave."
*I can't let you do that*
"Why not?"
*You have interferred with our planet's orbit*
"What?!?"
*Yes, you bumped into one of the comets that keeps this planet in orbit, and now we're out of orbit. You will come down to the planet with us and get a sufficient punishment*

Melfan, do you think we can bypass those control and get the hell out of here?!

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 02:22 AM
Nothing works? Can't you bypass the control system from the cloak to the engines to that we at least can get to the Orion, cloaked or not? Inside the Orion we can fix the problems of the ships.

Oh wait, we're being hailed.

*Here speaks Commander Frigut of the Planetship six. Who are you?*
*presses intercom*
"Erm, we're First General melfan, Second General SanGate and Major Lorne. We're checking out the blue cloud, and now we want to leave."
*I can't let you do that*
"Why not?"
*You have interferred with our planet's orbit*
"What?!?"
*Yes, you bumped into one of the comets that keeps this planet in orbit, and now we're out of orbit. You will come down to the planet with us and get a sufficient punishment*

Melfan, do you think we can bypass those control and get the hell out of here?!

*Orion to PJ*

Can get to you in 20 mins. Can you manage to hold them off in that time?
Perhaps you can bribe them with some C4 . We can blast the planet back into its correct orbit. *C4 does everything*

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 02:25 AM
Uhm, This is General Melfan
We have C4 and some drones, maybe we can nock it back into orbit again

*Silence*


Hello??

*Working in the meantime with bypassing wires so they can get the jumper flying again*


Anyone wanna answer?

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 02:30 AM
*Orion to PJ*

Can get to you in 20 mins. Can you manage to hold them off in that time?
Perhaps you can bribe them with some C4 . We can blast the planet back into its correct orbit. *C4 does everything*

Yes, C4! :D Good thinking LizzieAnne :D

*presses comm button*
"erm, mister Frigut, we have some explosives that might puss your planet back in orbit. Fancy some?"
*What is that explosive you speak of?*
"Well, it gives a really big bang and the effect of that blast pushes your planet back in orbit. We do need to makes some calculations to decipher the exact amount of C4 we have to use, and that takes some time."
*How much time? You will crash into the planet in some time*
"Yes, we are aware of that. So were wondering if you could unlock that thing that is pulling is towards the planet at this speed"
*Do you swear you will help us?*
"well, if we're the ones causing the problem, yes we are"
*okay then."

BANG
I think we're steady now.

"Okay sir, send over the coordinates of your planet now, and the ones you want it in and the size of your planet, then we'll do the calculations"

Okay then, work to do.

LizzieAnne, spead it up to full throtlle!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 02:34 AM
*Looks up from a Panel*

Is the Planet back in orbit?

Please say it is

*The Jumper give a noice and everything comes back online*

The Jumper is is fixed!

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 02:35 AM
Uhm, This is General Melfan
We have C4 and some drones, maybe we can nock it back into orbit again

*Silence*


Hello??

*Working in the meantime with bypassing wires so they can get the jumper flying again*


Anyone wanna answer?

Mid range scanners have now been able to detect the approaching ship in more detail.
It appears to have laser cannons and a full battalion of soldiers aboard.
We could engage in battle but not without damage to us.
Orion is still cloaked though. Still doesn't know we are here.

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 02:39 AM
Oh boy..

"Mr Frigut?"
*yes*
"Are you ready to be thrown back into your orbit?"
*yes we are*
"Okay, hold on then"
WOOSH

"What do your coordinates say?"
*We are grateful. We are back in our good orbit.*
"No problem. So, we're good? We can go?"
*Yes, of course. You are free to go.*
"Thanks"

Go melfan! Back to the Orion! We do not want to get in a battle with that ship!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 02:40 AM
Mid range scanners have now been able to detect the approaching ship in more detail.
It appears to have laser cannons and a full battalion of soldiers aboard.
We could engage in battle but not without damage to us.
Orion is still cloaked though. Still doesn't know we are here.

The Orion is cloaked, the Jumper is not! And we just managed to not to destroy a Planet. We are heading back, don't want it to detect us.

Lorne, back to the Orion, we need no leave ASAP

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 02:46 AM
On our way back to the Orion.

How many minutes until we get there? Might be a problem if the ship detects us and since we're still not cloaked, that could be a real problem.

Full speed Evan!!!

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 02:49 AM
The Orion is cloaked, the Jumper is not! And we just managed to not to destroy a Planet. We are heading back, don't want it to detect us.

Lorne, back to the Orion, we need no leave ASAP

*Orion to PJ.*
Good job done!
Decloaked and almost in range.
Ready to jump into hyperspace on your mark.
Weapons are on line.
Medics standing by just in case.

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 02:54 AM
Great job LizzieAnne!
Lorne is flying us into the Jumper bay as we speak.

Cloak the thing and get into hyperspace NOW

Wow, another problem fixed :D Now all we have to do is fix the cloak in the Jumper, but I think we should get our science girl to do that for us, whoever that might be :P

Great job everyone! Besides from the almost destroying a planet part :rolleyes:

I'm glad I was there to see the end, since I have to go and probably won't be on until tomorrow. I'm going to my quarters, need some rest after this heavy ride. I'll report back tomorrow.

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 02:59 AM
Great job LizzieAnne!
Lorne is flying us into the Jumper bay as we speak.

Cloak the thing and get into hyperspace NOW

Wow, another problem fixed :D Now all we have to do is fix the cloak in the Jumper, but I think we should get our science girl to do that for us, whoever that might be :P

Great job everyone! Besides from the almost destroying a planet part :rolleyes:

I'm glad I was there to see the end, since I have to go and probably won't be on until tomorrow. I'm going to my quarters, need some rest after this heavy ride. I'll report back tomorrow.

It wasn't my fault, I wasn't flying the Jumper!

*Looks at Lorne*

And you mister, I'll think of a suitable punishment for you

See you later San

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 03:05 AM
It wasn't my fault, I wasn't flying the Jumper!

*Looks at Lorne*

And you mister, I'll think of a suitable punishment for you

See you later San

:lol: yeah Lorne! What do you have to say for yourself huh :rolleyes: :D

I can leave it to you right melfan to think of something suitable :D

Poor thing, just out of the infirmary, huge adventure, and he gets punished afterwards :P

*bye bye* :)

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 03:09 AM
:lol: yeah Lorne! What do you have to say for yourself huh :rolleyes: :D

I can leave it to you right melfan to think of something suitable :D

Poor thing, just out of the infirmary, huge adventure, and he gets punished afterwards :P

*bye bye* :)

*Looks worriedly at Lorne*

Is there something you don't wanna tell me?

*Lorne gives sheepish look*

Oh, for crying out loud! You are still injured!?

*drags Lorne away to the infirmary and gives Clone!Becket an order that Lorne will not be leaving the infirmary until he's 100% tip top*

Don't want anythinh to happen to ya

*Sighs as Clone!Becket wants to do a checkup on her*

Alrigh, let's get it over with

*Sits down on one of the beds*

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 03:21 AM
Great job LizzieAnne!
Lorne is flying us into the Jumper bay as we speak.

Cloak the thing and get into hyperspace NOW

Wow, another problem fixed :D Now all we have to do is fix the cloak in the Jumper, but I think we should get our science girl to do that for us, whoever that might be :P

Great job everyone! Besides from the almost destroying a planet part :rolleyes:

I'm glad I was there to see the end, since I have to go and probably won't be on until tomorrow. I'm going to my quarters, need some rest after this heavy ride. I'll report back tomorrow.

Presses hyperspace button and window opens and bright light flashes and whoosh we've gone.

*salutes*


It wasn't my fault, I wasn't flying the Jumper!

*Looks at Lorne*

And you mister, I'll think of a suitable punishment for you

See you later San
*salutes again*
Don't be too hard on Lorne. He couldn't help it. He was still recovering from the shock of his earlier abduction.
*gets medics to check him out*

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/kavan6.jpg

Bray
April 26th, 2008, 04:53 AM
Oh and Bray, I read just now in the news paper that Carmen is engaged :P

Noooo if I don't believe it it's not true :D

Wow I missed out on quite a lot didn't I :D You almost screwed over an entire planet....nice.

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 06:38 AM
Noooo if I don't believe it it's not true :D

Wow I missed out on quite a lot didn't I :D You almost screwed over an entire planet....nice.

:lol:
We wouldn't be a SG team if we didn't almost destroy something :D :rolleyes:

Bray
April 26th, 2008, 06:46 AM
That is a good point...I like that fact that I was grumbling over the comm and interrupted the little 4 in a bed party :D

Edit 1111 post :D

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 06:53 AM
That is a good point...I like that fact that I was grumbling over the comm and interrupted the little 4 in a bed party :D

Edit 1111 post :D

Your name was the only thing that came to mind when I posted :rolleyes:

Then you went looking for Carmen :P

Bray
April 26th, 2008, 06:56 AM
Well what man wouldn't :D

I have to go now...gotta wash my car before work. *waves*

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 07:02 AM
It had something to do with her being engaged ;)

Yes, go wash your car

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 07:07 AM
Your name was the only thing that came to mind when I posted :rolleyes:

Then you went looking for Carmen :P

:lol:

Was the puddle jumper you mean :D

Anything happened while I was gone? Lorne is in the infirmary I hear? Wow, that man does not stop does he :rolleyes: :D

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 07:11 AM
:lol:

Was the puddle jumper you mean :D

Anything happened while I was gone? Lorne is in the infirmary I hear? Wow, that man does not stop does he :rolleyes: :D

The Mans injured and still relents to come with!

So now he's in the infirmary, with blue scrubs, naked :D

He wanted me to make him company in the bed :D

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 07:14 AM
Did he now? :rolleyes: and Carson is okay wit all this? Hmm.. (no jealousy at aaaaaall here :D)

So, nothing going around? I think I'll practice with the sword :D
Edit; can you see my sig? I can't see any sigs that are on rotate and was wondering if everyone had that
Edit 2: and suddenly my sig reappears :D

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 07:18 AM
Did he now? :rolleyes: and Carson is okay wit all this? Hmm.. (no jealousy at aaaaaall here :D)

So, nothing going around? I think I'll practice with the sword :D
Edit; can you see my sig? I can't see any sigs that are on rotate and was wondering if everyone had that

Carson is more than okey with it :D

Yep, I see your sig, they are quite lovely :)
Do you use image-rotate or what?

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 07:25 AM
Hmm.. *is jealous* move over, I wanna get in too :D

Yep, image rotate. Very complicated, couldn't tell you how to do it (I have it explained in a pm if you want to know), but it's worth it :D And thanks! :)

Presses ear comm mic
"Everything good on the bridge officer?"
*Everything going smoothly Ma'am*
"Good, keep up the good work"

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 07:29 AM
The more the merrier!

Yes, PM me please

Bray is on the brig, so why shouldn't it be okey

or is it LizzieAnne?

And right now I have cat that demands my attention!

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 07:40 AM
If all went well you received my PM :D

Bray on the bridge huh. You're sure he's got his attention all set on the flying,and not on Carmen or Sam and will therefore fly us into a planet or comet? :P

"Bray, are you there? Finished washing the PJ's and got all your attention on the flying?"

Well, LizzieAnne I trust :D

No bad guys around? How calm and relaxing the sound of hyperspace :D

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 07:44 AM
Cheif medical officer finally online for more than 20 mins!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 07:48 AM
If all went well you received my PM :D

Bray on the bridge huh. You're sure he's got his attention all set on the flying,and not on Carmen or Sam and will therefore fly us into a planet or comet? :P

"Bray, are you there? Finished washing the PJ's and got all your attention on the flying?"

Well, LizzieAnne I trust :D

No bad guys around? How calm and relaxing the sound of hyperspace :D

I've recieved your PM, gonna do it tomorrow after comming home from my parents.

And I think it's LizzieAnne who is on the bridge,I saw Bray take off towards the holding cells :rolleyes:


Cheif medical officer finally online for more than 20 mins!

We are glad that you are here! Lorne is being difficult and Clone!Beckett is much too kind for his own good

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 07:50 AM
Howdy John's PJ! Yes, we are in desperate need of a med! Lorne is overly excited about this trip, and wants to do way more than he is capable off. You really have to slow him down, Carson just doesn't have the guts to tell him that :D

Ah, of course. The holding cells.. sigh.. guys.. :P

Evan! What are you doing! No, you are not the one who is going to repair the PJ's cloak! We've got a scientist to do that, not you!! Get back here!! Lorne! That's an order! Get back in here, put your scrubs on and lay in that bed! There you go.

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 07:53 AM
I think Lorne needs to be confirned to the infirmary till I have completed a ful physical and mental evaulation, please place security outside the infimary to prevent the Major from leaving!

Otherwise i'm going to sedate him!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 07:56 AM
I think something happen to him when he was abducted by Lord Remus

He might be brainwashed! :eek:

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 07:57 AM
I think something happen to him when he was abducted by Lord Remus

He might be brainwashed! :eek:
:eek: That must be it! :eek:


I think Lorne needs to be confirned to the infirmary till I have completed a ful physical and mental evaulation, please place security outside the infimary to prevent the Major from leaving!

Otherwise i'm going to sedate him!

Please do a full physical and mental evaluation. That sounds very good indeed. I'm afraid he has a real problem :(

Should we give Carmen one too since she was abducted too? Or shall we let Bray find that out :rolleyes:

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:05 AM
:eek: That must be it! :eek:



Please do a full physical and mental evaluation. That sounds very good indeed. I'm afraid he has a real problem :(

Should we give Carmen one too since she was abducted too? Or shall we let Bray find that out :rolleyes:

Let Bray find out. If she gets evil and try to take over the ship we know if she's been tampered with.

*frowns*

That sounded wrong...

Our main cornernce is Lorne at the moment

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:06 AM
Don't know if Bray will pay any attention to her mental state :rolleyes: Hehe, well, she's maybe not very good at taking over a pretty big ship with the controls and all. DOn't think she's trained for that kind of work.

Any news on Lorne?

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 08:07 AM
I think something happen to him when he was abducted by Lord Remus

He might be brainwashed! :eek:

Oh Nooooo

He now thinks we're all replicators :eek:

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/2-1.jpg

Bray
April 26th, 2008, 08:08 AM
Yeah....I'd better give her a....physical *cough*

Well that should keep me busy for the next 5 hours or so.

(It has nothing to do with me going to work honest :D)

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:09 AM
Oy, now that is a problem.. I have a gun pointed at me.. :eek: John's PJ or Carson Clone, get that darn replicator scan!!!

Edit; yeah, you do that 'physical' Bray, have fun :D (at work)

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:12 AM
Off course not Bray! :rolleyes:

Lorne, put the gun down.

We are not Replikators.

Last time Becket checked a few hours ago.

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:14 AM
He's not trusting us this time. And we gave him the pics with our names on it!!! Doesn't help, does it.

Lorne, put the gun down, that's an order!

*But you are replicators! I can't trust replicators!*
"But we're not! You can trust us!"
*Nonononononono!*

Oh geez..Carson!!!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:21 AM
Lorne we are not Replicators!
STAND DOWN!
*But you are, I saw you kill the originals*
Crap! Okey I'll prove it for you. I'm gonna take out my knife real slow, okey
*Stand still!*
See, it's a small knife and see me use it on my arm
*draws blood from arm to prove point*
Would I be a Replicator if I'm bleeding
*But you are not!*

*Looks at arm and sees the cut begin to heal*
What the hell? Now this complicate things

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 08:21 AM
*Lorne suddenly collaspses* John's PJ simles holding a tranq gun

"sorry needed to do that! Just got the results of his brain scan back, there isn;t anything but I read a shrink book and I think he feels over whelmed by having so many of you dacning with him! And he feels bad about being Lorne-napped and then having 3 of you in bed with him. So he's trying to make up for everything!"

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:24 AM
:eek:
*takes step backwards*
melfan, what the hell are you? what happened there aboard that PJ or aboad that ship from Lord Remus? Did he do something to you!

Oh geez, carson! Could you take anymore time for that!
*Sorre, it was a bloody long walk you know*
"yeah, whatever. Get that scan over me"
"See evan, I'm not a replicator!"
*but melfan is!*
"Scan melfan Carson"
*Carson scans melfan*
Carson:"we have a problem"
"What?"
Carson: "she has nanites in her bloodstream"
:eek:
*see! I told you she was a replicator!*
*lorne points gun at forehead melfan*

This is getting out of hand big time..

Editl and then John's PJ stuns Lorne :D

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:26 AM
But you scanned me a few hours ago and you said I was all clear!

*looks worredly are Lorne and then sees him collapsing*

Thanks John's Puddle Jumper

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 08:27 AM
:eek:
This is getting out of hand big time..

Editl and then John's PJ stuns Lorne :D

"You think!!"

*John's PJ orders some orderly people to take Lorne to the infirmay*

"please restrain the Major incase of further problems. I will confine Lorne to the infirmary for a few days to let him rest and check out some blood work and other scans":D

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:29 AM
Sounds great John's PJ :D

And what will we do with melfan? you have nanites in your blood. How do we know you will not want to take the ship over?

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:30 AM
"You think!!"

*John's PJ orders some orderly people to take Lorne to the infirmay*

"please restrain the Major incase of further problems. I will confine Lorne to the infirmary for a few days to let him rest and check out some blood work and other scans":D

What about me! I have nanites in me! How? I haven't been in contact with any Replicators lately... :S
Edit
What SanGate said

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 08:30 AM
Put her in the brig till i can figure out a way to remove them, or unless a scientist can generate an EMP!

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:31 AM
Can't we beam them out, or is that way too risky?

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 08:32 AM
*Bridge to everyone*
I think some alien entity has got on board the ship and is messing with us. Get the ancient scannery gizmo to sweep the whole place. Where is that kept? In the lab with our crazy scientist person?

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:32 AM
I don't like the brig...

*grumbles as she is taken away*

:mckay:

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:33 AM
Is it possible it is messing with the equipment, and that melfan's fine, just not the equipment?

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 08:33 AM
as they are so small to risky, get a sceintist to generate an EMP that will kill them!

Have to check to won't damage the Orion tho

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:34 AM
Is it possible it is messing with the equipment, and that melfan's fine, just not the equipment?

*Stop and turns around looking at SanGate*

Really? Let's hopes so Have I said that I don't Like the Brig?!

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:35 AM
yes, you have mentioned your distaste of the bridge ;) That's why I was thinking about this. Is it possible you think? Let our scientist look at the equipment. Hopefully that's the problem and not the people.

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:37 AM
yes, you have mentioned your distaste of the bridge ;) That's why I was thinking about this. Is it possible you think? Let our scientist look at the equipment. Hopefully that's the problem and not the people.

Maybe we are all hallucinating?

*sees a white rabbit run across the hallway*

Did anyone see that?

SanGate
April 26th, 2008, 08:38 AM
*looks at melfan suspiciously*
I did not see that white rabbit..

But do you hear that? What the hell is going on!?! :eek:

I will retreat in my quarters until this problem is solved, or until I come up with a solution, depends on when I get back ;)
(have a great evening everyone! :))

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 08:40 AM
Maybe we are all hallucinating?

*sees a white rabbit run across the hallway*

Did anyone see that?


Yes I did - it was looking at its pocket watch and muttering that its late and went done that rabbit hole.

Yep I'd say its pretty conclusive that were hallucinating. Unless our crazy AU just got crazier.

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:41 AM
Hear what?

*Follows the white rabbit trough the corridor and ends up at the holding cell that Carmen occupies*

*sees Bray and Carmen*

*Blinks*

My eyes will never be the same

*The white rabbit continues down the corridor and I follow after*

Hey, where are you going! Rabbit, halt! That's an order!

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 08:43 AM
I think we need to check the equpiment then start looking for other causes,

may be it was something in that blud cloud thing around that planet!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:45 AM
I think we need to check the equpiment then start looking for other causes,

may be it was something in that blud cloud thing around that planet!

You think?

*rubs eye to get rid of white rabbit*

*Open eyes and looks around*

Finally! tought it never would leave

*Turns around and sees a tiger instead*

Uhm, why does this always happen to me?

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 08:49 AM
*on radio*

"Chief raving mad scientist- What was in that blud cloud thing, it is messing with the crews minds! Please send full anaylsis to my lab"

*runs off to infirmary*

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 08:56 AM
*Continues to stare at tiger*

Now what?

*The tiger head towards the bridge*

And you want me to follow

*tiger turns and looks at General Melfan and continues down the corridor*

I'll take that for a yes.

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 09:00 AM
Melfan- what are you doing *looking at life signs decector*

Lord Remus may also be behind this, some toxin in Lorne and Carmen that has spread to the rest of us, so he can get the ship!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 09:06 AM
*Tiger stops at the Bridge*

*General Melfan enters and sees LizzieAnne*

Lt You can leave, We are taking over now

-Sorry?
Do as we say and you wont get a reprimand
-Um, ma'am, who are we?
Me, the tiger and the white rabbit, can't you see?
-I'll got get John's Puddle Jumper
No need

*Stuns LizzieAnne and sits down on comandchair and turns the ship around and heads in another direction, not towards the Milky Way*

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 09:09 AM
Help- get me a another scientist so I can figure this out! Someone needs to stop Melfan- Sangate!

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 09:15 AM
Help- get me a another scientist so I can figure this out! Someone needs to stop Melfan- Sangate!

SanGate isn't here at the moment, but leave a message after the beep and she will get back to you

*Makes sure no one can get in to the system by locking everyone out*

*Sits down again stares out the bridge window as Orion leaps into hyperspace towards the new destination*

*LizzieAnne starts to wake up and she gets stunned. Again.*

Soon, very soon

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 10:37 AM
SanGate isn't here at the moment, but leave a message after the beep and she will get back to you

*Makes sure no one can get in to the system by locking everyone out*

*Sits down again stares out the bridge window as Orion leaps into hyperspace towards the new destination*

*LizzieAnne starts to wake up and she gets stunned. Again.*

Soon, very soon


*thinks to self* Oh what a headache feels like a hangover to end all hangovers. Must have been one helava party. *Opens eyes* Uh oh . So no party then. just keep getting stunned . Bummer. Damn that alien entity .
Must pretend to be stunned while I think of a cunning plan.

Where's Lorne when you need him.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/DVD_414jpg-1-1.jpg

Lorne says "OK alien possessed General Melfan. Step down from 'the chair' You're under arrest."

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 10:43 AM
*thinks to self* Oh what a headache feels like a hangover to end all hangovers. Must have been one helava party. *Opens eyes* Uh oh . So no party then. just keep getting stunned . Bummer. Damn that alien entity .
Must pretend to be stunned while I think of a cunning plan.

Where's Lorne when you need him.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/DVD_414jpg-1-1.jpg

Lorne says "OK alien possessed General Melfan. Step down from 'the chair' You're under arrest."

*Looks at Lorne bored*

You can't win

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 10:51 AM
*Looks at Lorne bored*

You can't win

Lorne says "We always win. We're the good guys. I have snark and cunning plans. I have a cute smile which disarms all females - alien and human.
Take that" *smiles that Lorney smile*

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/53-1.jpg

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 10:59 AM
Lorne says "We always win. We're the good guys. I have snark and cunning plans. I have a cute smile which disarms all females - alien and human.
Take that" *smiles that Lorney smile*

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj202/virtual-lizzie/53-1.jpg

Ah yes, the do-gooders of the galaxy. You bore me and that smile of yours is no good

*Stuns Lorne*

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/Swede85/Kavan%20Smith/Stargate%20Atlantis/stargate5195.jpg

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 11:04 AM
Ah yes, the do-gooders of the galaxy. You bore me and that smile of yours is no good

*Stuns Lorne*

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/Swede85/Kavan%20Smith/Stargate%20Atlantis/stargate5195.jpg[/]

Oh Lorne - can't you do anything right.
Plan B it is then.
thinks * Oh that WAS plan B Damn.*

John's PuddleJumper
April 26th, 2008, 11:10 AM
"Plan C does ANYONE have a plan C!"

"Oh god I hope so other we are SO screwed!"

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 11:16 AM
*Looks over at LizzieAnne and John's Puddlejumper*

Didn't I stun you two?

*Stuns LizzieAnne*

*watches her fall*

*Attempt to stun John's Puddlejumper*

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 11:43 AM
"Plan C does ANYONE have a plan C!"

"Oh god I hope so other we are SO screwed!"

What you said.



*Looks over at LizzieAnne and John's Puddlejumper*

Didn't I stun you two?

*Stuns LizzieAnne*

*watches her fall*

*Attempt to stun John's Puddlejumper*

*pretending to be stunned* lying next to whumped Lorne, really, really close. Hmmmm If this is the end, what a way to go.
OK stop that. Not now no guttery thoughts.
Think of a plan C. Plan C. *drools* Lorne. *sigh* That smile slayed me.
How could she not have been affected. Must be some really hard arsed alien in there.

I hope John's PJ called for help.

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 11:52 AM
What you said.


*pretending to be stunned* lying next to whumped Lorne, really, really close. Hmmmm If this is the end, what a way to go.
OK stop that. Not now no guttery thoughts.
Think of a plan C. Plan C. *drools* Lorne. *sigh* That smile slayed me.
How could she not have been affected. Must be some really hard arsed alien in there.

I hope John's PJ called for help.

*Sees John's PJ escape*

*Looks down on Lorne and LizzieAnne and notice drool*

*Sighs*

Hmm, it appears that LizzieAnne is immune to the stunners affect. Most Interesting.

*Use the stunner twice and drags LizzieAnne and locks her in a closet*
*Walks over to Lorne and pokes him, no reaction*

Hmm. Don't trust a stunned person.

*Ties Lorne to one of the chairs*

*Looks out Window and sees they jump out of hyperspace and sees a ship*

Finally!
*Hails the ship*
What took you so damn long?
-Sorry, they jumped into hyperspace before we could reach. We had to do something, possessing one of the crewmember was vital
Yea, yea. But this one? She's screaming and kicking like you wouldn't believe! Plus she has these tought about Lorne, that I have to surpress!
-Beam us aboard so we can begin

*The Entity/Melfan beams aboard the enemy*

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 12:15 PM
*Sees John's PJ escape*

*Looks down on Lorne and LizzieAnne and notice drool*

Hehe :D


*Sighs*

Hmm, it appears that LizzieAnne is immune to the stunners affect. Most Interesting.

*Use the stunner twice and drags LizzieAnne and locks her in a closet*
*Walks over to Lorne and pokes him, no reaction*

Hmm. Don't trust a stunned person.

*Ties Lorne to one of the chairs*

*Looks out Window and sees they jump out of hyperspace and sees a ship*

Finally!
*Hails the ship*
What took you so damn long?
-Sorry, they jumped into hyperspace before we could reach. We had to do something, possessing one of the crewmember was vital
Yea, yea. But this one? She's screaming and kicking like you wouldn't believe! Plus she has these tought about Lorne, that I have to surpress!
-Beam us aboard so we can begin

*The Entity/Melfan beams aboard the enemy*

Wakes up in closet. Oh No not again!
My poor head. My poor stunned body. :S
*Listens at door of closet* What on earth is all that noise. Stunners, gunfire.
Sneaks a look through a crack in the door.
Enemy incursion. A fight. Now where's my fightun sword. Oh good here it is in this closet where I usually keep it. What are the chances?

While Evil entity Melfan is talking to her evil alien friends,plotting and scheming.
I sneak out and cut the ties which are holding Lorne in his chair ;)*sighs* - see that he has woken up and is ready to escape.
We run and make our escape into the science lab and seal the doors. Hopefully to make another plan.

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 12:33 PM
Hehe :D

The drool gave you away. Should never drool when Evil Entity/Melfan is nearby :lol: :P


Wakes up in closet. Oh No not again!
My poor head. My poor stunned body. :S
*Listens at door of closet* What on earth is all that noise. Stunners, gunfire.
Sneaks a look through a crack in the door.
Enemy incursion. A fight. Now where's my fightun sword. Oh good here it is in this closet where I usually keep it. What are the chances?

While Evil entity Melfan is talking to her evil alien friends,plotting and scheming.
I sneak out and cut the ties which are holding Lorne in his chair ;)*sighs* - see that he has woken up and is ready to escape.
We run and make our escape into the science lab and seal the doors. Hopefully to make another plan.

*Evil Entity's people get beamed aboard*
Now, will I get my body back? This one is most is screaming like cat in heat!"
-Sorry Sir, she was the only one in range and had the strongest gene.
*Transport Evil Entity in to his own body*
"And I will never, ever wanna be transported into a womans body!
*melfan comes to her sences*
Hey, who the heck are you? And why am I on the bridge?
"I'm Mardon. We are in need of your ship. As we are gonna conqer the Pegasus Galaxy"
Say what now?
"You don't need to know more of our plans"
*stuns Melfan who crumbles to the floor*
"Take her away. Put her in the brig. And find the others!"
*Melfan gets dragged away while Mardon sets a course for the Pegasus Galaxy*
*Mardon looks around. Sighs*
"Where is the major? Don't tell me. The girl"
*Yell to his minions to find them and capture them alive*

LizzieAnne
April 26th, 2008, 01:18 PM
The drool gave you away. Should never drool when Evil Entity/Melfan is nearby :lol: :P

*Evil Entity's people get beamed aboard*
Now, will I get my body back? This one is most is screaming like cat in heat!"
-Sorry Sir, she was the only one in range and had the strongest gene.
*Transport Evil Entity in to his own body*
"And I will never, ever wanna be transported into a womans body!
*melfan comes to her sences*
Hey, who the heck are you? And why am I on the bridge?
"I'm Mardon. We are in need of your ship. As we are gonna conqer the Pegasus Galaxy"
Say what now?
"You don't need to know more of our plans"
*stuns Melfan who crumbles to the floor*
"Take her away. Put her in the brig. And find the others!"
*Melfan gets dragged away while Mardon sets a course for the Pegasus Galaxy*
*Mardon looks around. Sighs*
"Where is the major? Don't tell me. The girl"
*Yell to his minions to find them and capture them alive*

Turns to speak to Lorne " You know that the entity has taken over General Melfan don't you?"

Lorne says " Yes that was obvious to me when I used my stunning smile and it had no effect on her whatsoever. Not even a hint of a drool. Unheard of in this part of the galaxy."

I agree Sir. I suggest that we help her escape from their evil clutches.
Even though I have been stunned so many times I've lost count.

Lorne says " Yes. Thats the plan then. Not to be caught again, get General Melfan back and get rid of the the evil aliens off our ship. How do we do than then? "

*Slaps him* very gently of course. Meticulous planning that's how Commander.
Meticulous planning.
But it will have to be tomorrow my Commander Lorne. Tomorrow. First we must rest. *snuggles up to Lorne until tomorrow*. Goodnight. :P

melfan
April 26th, 2008, 01:25 PM
Turns to speak to Lorne " You know that the entity has taken over General Melfan don't you?"

Lorne says " Yes that was obvious to me when I used my stunning smile and it had no effect on her whatsoever. Not even a hint of a drool. Unheard of in this part of the galaxy."

I agree Sir. I suggest that we help her escape from their evil clutches.
Even though I have been stunned so many times I've lost count.

Lorne says " Yes. Thats the plan then. Not to be caught again, get General Melfan back and get rid of the the evil aliens off our ship. How do we do than then? "

*Slaps him* very gently of course. Meticulous planning that's how Commander.
Meticulous planning.
But it will have to be tomorrow my Commander Lorne. Tomorrow. First we must rest. *snuggles up to Lorne until tomorrow*. Goodnight. :P

*We see Melfan laying on the floor in the brig*
*All alone*
*Fades to black*

Yea, we'll pick this up tomorrow
SanGate and Bray will have a hell of a read tomorrow! :D
Good night!
EDIT
Okey, on the first page I have update our past mission and our current mission. I'll suggest everyone read that so you have some clue to what's happened, and where on the ship you are.

SanGate
April 27th, 2008, 12:55 AM
Yea, we'll pick this up tomorrow
SanGate and Bray will have a hell of a read tomorrow! :D
Good night!
EDIT
Okey, on the first page I have update our past mission and our current mission. I'll suggest everyone read that so you have some clue to what's happened, and where on the ship you are.

Yes, I did have a very good read! Fanfic including meeee! :D And thanks for the edit!! Very handy!! :)

And now, the conclusion.

*yawn* ah, what a good morning. Hopefully all those troubles from yesterday are solved and taken care of.

*intercom turns on*
John's PJ: "General SanGate, please respond!!"
*yawn*
"What is it! I'm awake for 2 minutes!"
John's PJ: Sorry General but this couldn't wait"
"what has Bray done now"
John's PJ: It's not Bray this time Ma'am, it's melfan.
"Still seeing rabbits is she"
John's PJ: No Ma'am, it's worse.
"Worse?!?"
John's PJ: yes Ma'am, she was possessed by an alien entity who has now taken over the ship.
:eek:
"OMG! Where is she?"
John's PJ: they've taken her to the brig
"And Lorne and LizzieAnne?"
John's PJ: they escaped.
"Where are you?"
John's PJ: I locked myself up in the infirmary.
"Okay, I will get melfan first, then we'll come and get you and we'll drag Bray from the holding cells and look for LizzieAnne and Lorne in the mean time"

Meanwhile, in the brig...

melfan
April 27th, 2008, 01:05 AM
*Slowly open here eyes*
What the heck? Where am I?
*Remember what happened*
Right, a crazy alien possessed me! :mckay: And tosses me in the brig!
*Walks over to the bars*
Hello? Anyone there? Anyone
*Checks ear for com. It's gone*
Of course not. That would make it easy!
*The door outside the brig opens*

SanGate
April 27th, 2008, 01:10 AM
Finally! What the heck did that creep do to you!

Come on, gotta get you outta here. Had to stun some aliens on my way here, but I think they didn't contact their superiors before they were out. But they will come to of course.. So we might encounter them again.

Can you run? Let's go and find Lorne, LizzieAnne, John's PJ and Bray

melfan
April 27th, 2008, 01:11 AM
*Looks suspiously at SanGate*
Are you, you?

LizzieAnne
April 27th, 2008, 01:13 AM
*wakes up next to Lorne* sighs: He looks so lovely sleeping: wipes drool, not a very pretty sight

OK commander Lorne 'wakey wakey'. We have plans to make.

SanGate
April 27th, 2008, 01:19 AM
:rolleyes: yes melfan, I'm me me. You and Lorne were the ones fussing around with the controls while I was speaking to Mr Frigut, the leader of Planetship six. I think you were possessed then. I'm me! I haven;t seen rabbits and tigers running around, or thought you were replicators! Now, come on!!!

*presses ear com*
LizzieAnne, are you there?

melfan
April 27th, 2008, 01:22 AM
With everything that has been going on, you just don't know!
Do you have a gun or stunner on you, Mardon took everything!
And a com would be nice :o

LizzieAnne
April 27th, 2008, 01:23 AM
Lorne: "I need some coffee"
Oh stop whining man. No time for that now.
I think I have an idea that can give us an advantage. I noticed that when the aliens boarded they turned up the ships lighting really bright. They have poor vision in the dark.
If we can make it really dark and use our super cool night vision goggles they won't see us comin.
We need to find a panel with all the electrics in it.

Hey is that you General?
*Tells of plan*

SanGate
April 27th, 2008, 01:27 AM
Just before arriving at LizzieAnne's and Lorne's:

We have to find a storage room first. Here around the corner.
Here, a com, gun and stunner. P90s are stored a floor below us, maybe we should pay that floor a visit after we've gotten the others.

Ah, LizzieAnne and Lorne. Lorne, you look bad man!
Good plan! Let's go to that floor below, get goggles and P90 and get those controls messed up so that it will become dark!

melfan
April 27th, 2008, 01:33 AM
I'm so, so, so, so incredibly sorry for Stunning you!
LizzieAnne, you don't happen to know why you are somewhat immune to the stunners?
*Takes a goggles*
Allright, I'm go and try fix the lights. And hope that Mardon hasn't changed the codes. Otherwise we are in serious trouble!

LizzieAnne
April 27th, 2008, 01:41 AM
I'll stay here in the science Lab.and continue to make plans. Just in case.
There is a control panel here that I can access. If necessary I can rip the panel of the wall in here and do the cutting wires thing .

Lorne you go with the others. You look cool in the goggles.

General it's OK about the stunning. I know it wasn't you.

*RL calls me out for now - good luck with the rest of the mission*

melfan
April 27th, 2008, 01:47 AM
I'll stay here in the science Lab.and continue to make plans. Just in case.
There is a control panel here that I can access. If necessary I can rip the panel of the wall in here and do the cutting wires thing .

Lorne you go with the others. You look cool in the goggles.

General it's OK about the stunning. I know it wasn't you.

*RL calls me out for now - good luck with the rest of the mission*

Excellent!
Come one Lorne, SanGate, let's find Bray, he should be in his quarter. Let's hope we are not too late!
"You are not gonna stun me are you?"
No Lorne, Im not gonna stun you. I had an alien entity in me
*Lorne smile. Melfan drools slightly*
"Now I know it's you!"
Later Lorne. Now we have ship it rescue!
*walks off towards the crew quarters*

SanGate
April 27th, 2008, 01:50 AM
Don't know if we''ll find Bray just now, he might be down and out in his quarters at the moment. Maybe we'll just have to do this one or our own.

Oh crap!!

*shoots stunner at alien*
They look weird! It's like I'm in a Dr Who ep or something! :S

Oh another one!
*tries to shoot stunner but it won't work*
Gun then
*fires gun*
*aliens fall backwards*
Well, we won't hear from them again, that's the good thing about it.

Here is the storage room. Melfan, you go and bypass the controls to get it pitch black in here, Lorne and I will get the goggles.

melfan
April 27th, 2008, 01:56 AM
*Looks at the dead alien. Shudders*
Right.
*Takes the Panel apart to get to the controls as she can't get into the system*
Mardon had to make it hard! But I like a challenge
*Continues to work on fixing the lights and fail to notice some sneaking up and stun Melfan*
-Sir, We found one, is the one we put in the brig
"What! Take her to me! What was she doing?"
-She was messing around with the controlpanels!
"Destroy it"
*The guard use C4 on the panel and blows it up*
-Done.
*The Guard picks up melfan and carries her away*

Bray
April 27th, 2008, 02:03 AM
A shot cracks out from behind as a single flash lights the corridor.

The Alien drops to the floor as brain matter covers Mel.

Bray: "Morning Mel, Seems I missed quite I lot didn't I?"

Mel: "Yeah, just a bit!"

Bray:" What now?"

SanGate
April 27th, 2008, 02:04 AM
*me and Lorne look towards the entrance door after they hear a blast*
*give each other a worried look*
Here, your goggles and a P90. Got enough ammo?
The lights are still on.. that's not good..

Lorne: I don't see melfan outside
You gotta be kiddin' me..
*see destroyed panel*
Just as I thought thinks couldn't get any worse.. :mckay:
Okay then, another panel for us to find. You've been on this ship before, where's another panel?
Lorne: close to the bridge.
That's not the news I was waiting for.. Well, we got no chance, so let's go.

*shoot three weird alien looking creatures*

Lorne: here it is.
*pushes lid off panel*
*changes some control crystals*
*lights mutter and it gets pitch black*
Right! Let's put our goggles on.
Let's see how many are on the bridge, maybe we can take them over ourselves.
Lorne: I see 5 aliens.
We can take them right?
Lorne: I think we can
*gives me his cute smile*
*gunfire is heard*
I got two!
Lorne: I got three!
Wow, that was rather easy.
Now, let's get the ship's life signs detector online. I'll get to the controls to close the bridge doors.

Lorne, can you tell me where melfan is?

Edit:
Lorne: I see melfan's life sign. The aliens around her are being knocked out by another life sign! I think it's Bray!
Well that is good news!

melfan
April 27th, 2008, 02:10 AM
Bray! Thank good!
*Everything goes pitchblack*
You don't happen to have goggles on you?