1. It is good that Indiana Jones closed his eyes when they opened the Ark, otherwise he'd been sobbing like a little girl.
2. The Asgard do not believe in passwords, in fact, their computers can be more easily accessed than a PC.
3. The Asgard also do not believe in security measures, and tend to include a DIY tutorial on their worst enemy.
4. Exiled Ancients tend to spend their day cross-dressing and messing with people.
5. Earth ships can now withstand 20 minutes of continuous fire from Ori motherships, while its main power is being sapped by Replicators.
6. Ancients like to bury their ships. Sometimes under the sea, other times, inside a mountain.
7. If you are gravely injured and require a staff to just walk, you can cross continents and mountain peaks in less than one day.
8. All the power of the Ori cannot stop a box from falling.
9. When bullets fail, try punching and stabbing.
10. Zats don't work on Replicators, but what the hell, let's just zat it for fun. It's not like SG1 would know this from the 10 years of missions they went on.
11. Ori space combat dictates that ships attack from exact opposite sides; this way, when the enemy goes out of phase, they'd incur friendly fire.
12. The best way to kill a human is to toss him around repeatedly and attack him with less than lethal means.
13. Earth ships are now made from Unobtainium, no amount of shotgun, machine gun, or C4 explosions can breach the hull.
14. No enemies of SG-1 will ever think of using projectile weapons, therefore it is not necessary to program that weakness out of the replicators.
15. Ori troop armors don't do squat, but they still wear it because it looks cool.
16. Ori never mastered the personal shield technology, that's why their troops still wear armor that don't do squat.
17. "Severely Restricted Access" means "swipe card once and enter".
18. Never, ever, in your life time, let the IOA design a plan B, because it'll suck.
19. Rodney McKay is the only person in two galaxies who can design "good" replicators. But he's busy so let's not bother him with defeating humanity's biggest enemy.
20. The human form is the most durable form in all known existence. If you stacked replicator blocks into a skeleton, it can now survive a C4 explosion.
21. For the same reason above, human form is the preferred choice when it comes to evil robots bent on total annihilation, evil robots bent on religious assimilation, and pretty much everything else evil: Dr. Evil, Evil Kenival, Chuck Norris, etc.
... to be continued...?
2. The Asgard do not believe in passwords, in fact, their computers can be more easily accessed than a PC.
3. The Asgard also do not believe in security measures, and tend to include a DIY tutorial on their worst enemy.
4. Exiled Ancients tend to spend their day cross-dressing and messing with people.
5. Earth ships can now withstand 20 minutes of continuous fire from Ori motherships, while its main power is being sapped by Replicators.
6. Ancients like to bury their ships. Sometimes under the sea, other times, inside a mountain.
7. If you are gravely injured and require a staff to just walk, you can cross continents and mountain peaks in less than one day.
8. All the power of the Ori cannot stop a box from falling.
9. When bullets fail, try punching and stabbing.
10. Zats don't work on Replicators, but what the hell, let's just zat it for fun. It's not like SG1 would know this from the 10 years of missions they went on.
11. Ori space combat dictates that ships attack from exact opposite sides; this way, when the enemy goes out of phase, they'd incur friendly fire.
12. The best way to kill a human is to toss him around repeatedly and attack him with less than lethal means.
13. Earth ships are now made from Unobtainium, no amount of shotgun, machine gun, or C4 explosions can breach the hull.
14. No enemies of SG-1 will ever think of using projectile weapons, therefore it is not necessary to program that weakness out of the replicators.
15. Ori troop armors don't do squat, but they still wear it because it looks cool.
16. Ori never mastered the personal shield technology, that's why their troops still wear armor that don't do squat.
17. "Severely Restricted Access" means "swipe card once and enter".
18. Never, ever, in your life time, let the IOA design a plan B, because it'll suck.
19. Rodney McKay is the only person in two galaxies who can design "good" replicators. But he's busy so let's not bother him with defeating humanity's biggest enemy.
20. The human form is the most durable form in all known existence. If you stacked replicator blocks into a skeleton, it can now survive a C4 explosion.
21. For the same reason above, human form is the preferred choice when it comes to evil robots bent on total annihilation, evil robots bent on religious assimilation, and pretty much everything else evil: Dr. Evil, Evil Kenival, Chuck Norris, etc.
... to be continued...?
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