Lack of Luke could be cause of no season nine

[ShadowMaat]

Dunno about the rest of you, but I think that the reason RDA wants out, that Amanda got pregnant and the ratings are low is because we haven't been given any gratuitous Luke scenes since S5! Sure, there was that mysterious Figure in White in the cafeteria scene in that one ep during S6, but shots of Luke have been few and far between. If TPTB were really serious about the show, they'd have given us more Luke!

Sorry, did that sound facetious?

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[Major Fischer]

Sorry, did that sound facetious?

NOOOO! You? Facetious? Say it aint so Shadow!

[TameFarrar]

:: Slaps hand on forehead ::::: and all this time I thought it was in the writing, that RDA wanted more family time and AT wanted to start a family...NEVER DREAMING that the REAL reason was Luke..........man do I feel stupid now

[tera'ngan]

Shadow, you have once again shone a light into the dark corners of the Stargate Hole of Unanswered Questions!

-tera'ngan

[Jprime]

What WOULD we do without your guidance, Shades? What indeed...

[ShadowMaat]

Face it, you'd all be lost without me.

And hey, it COULD be the lack of Luke. Ya never know. He's almost kinda sorta maybe a semi-cult figure around here. And my brother's wife's sister's hairdresser's best friend was working in a restaurant when RDA was there and he said he was really pissed they hadn't brought back his bestest friend, Ken Phelan.

And then there was my cousin's professor's mechanic who was working on Amanda's motorcycle and found a screencap of Luke and Sam taped to the console with a big red heart drawn around them...

[MartoufMarty]

It makes all so much sense now!

*cries*

[Jprime]

The only question now is WHO drew the heart...

[Erik Pasternak]

Shadow, angel, I have one word for you: therapy.

[Ramne]

I thought they were going to send Luke to Atlantis to make lemon chicken for McKay...

[ShadowMaat]

I thought they were going to send Luke to Atlantis to make lemon chicken for McKay...

They were, but then they decided to rewrite it to exclude him. *sigh* TPTB really have it in for him. And after all he did for them, getting a Krispy Kreme in Vancouver and all... tsk tsk tsk

[Liv]

You know, I think you might be on to something here, Shadow... It's like all the pieces of the puzzle is finally falling into place.

[alaskannut]

Shadow, angel, I have one word for you: therapy.

Shadow.....you know I like you ....but I've only got two words: MORE therapy!!

(sorry to steal your thunder there rocket...but I couldnt help myself! )


Trip to Denali National Park and Preserve:$50
Kodak camera: $250
Giving Shadowmaat a bad time: Absolutely priceless (and death-defying! )

[ShadowMaat]

Awww, I know you boys wuv me sooo much!

And I know everyone loves Luke, too. TPTB are probably jealous of his popularity...

[michelleb]

Oh, I agree. I'm putting my foot down. No season nine without Luke! Hey, maybe we should all send trays of lemon chicken to the studios to express our support of Luke.