if you give an Unas a cookie game

[tombombadil]

it's like the if you give a mouse a cookie book, just keep listing what would happen.
If you give an unas a cookie he'll want a glass of milk.
if you give an unas a glass of milk he will...
(your turn)

[MajorShipper]

want a gou'lud head.
if you give a unas a gaululd he will......

[RodneyIsGodney]

want a beer.
If you give an unas a beer he will...

[MajorShipper]

Get drunk and want to ride in a spaceship
If you give him a ride in a spaceship he will want....

[chevron3]

to drive it
if u let him drive he will want...

[tombombadil]

if you let him fly it he will fly out of the galaxy.
if he flies out of the galaxy he will...

[naamiaiset]

want directions to get back.
if you give him directions...

[ussrelativity]

He won't bother with getting back,
and pick the nearest Goa'uld planet
to WHALE ON!!!

And on top of that...

[naamiaiset]

He'll mysteriously end up in a time loop.
If he's in a time loop...

[Alan Wake]

he'll want to play a game of golf through the stargate.

If he plays golf...

[naamiaiset]

He will hit a golf ball into the SGC and knock out Jack.
If Jack is unconscious...

[LiquidSky]

If Jack is unconscious ..
Jack won't get to hit the golf ball though the stargate...

[Artifysial]

...If Jack doesn't hit the ball through the stargate Unas will get angry and grab the nearest thing
If he grabs the nearest thing....

[Ksya]

He will want to throw it into the Stargate
If he throws it into the Stargate...

[DOUG-O]

Then Innocent people will die

If Innocent people die
Hope I'm doing this right