McKay's Words of Wisdom

[JJSNgadget]

I've thought of a place to collect all those witty, brillant, and sarcastic comments and facts that come out of McKay's mouth.

• Well, I only know one thing and that is that flying darkness that eats energy can only be very, very bad.

• Any significant energy emission generally indicates technological civilization. (Energy field good.)

[RodneyIsGodney]

There's brilliant... and then there's ME.
I'm not crazy. I just have another concience in my brain.
If you'r a highly evolved super genius raise your hand. Oh
Using power. Using power. Using power!
I did not faint I...passed out from... manly hunger.

[JJSNgadget]

Despite what you may think, I'm am not superman.
I just prefer hypoxia to explosive decompression. It's a personal thing.
I'm always like this.

[RodneyIsGodney]

Gluteus Maximus... Gluteus Max..i..mus...oh my god! That's my ass isn't it?
That did not just happen!
In-vul-nerable.
I am mortally allergic to citrus.
And that's what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner!

Rodney, you okay?
Oh,yeah, this is fun for me.

[JJSNgadget]

"What am I? Answerman?"

"I don't know if you noticed or not but I'm an extremely arrogant man who tends to think all of his plans will work! "

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*raises his hands* You know if people could just learn to keep their secret underground hatches locked…

[JJSNgadget]

*raises his hands* You know if people could just learn to keep their secret underground hatches locked…

What secret underground base?

[Johaen]

We're heading towards a food shortage.
Dr. Rodney McKay: [Mouth full] I know, it's getting desperate. I'm almost out of coffee.
Well, maybe you should stop drinking eleven cups a day.
I'm just making sure I'm getting my fair share before it's all gone.
Sounds fair.

What is it you said they grow here anyway?
Many things, but they are best known for a bean known as Tava.
Java?
Tava!

Seriously, am I the only one creeped out by that guy?
They're politicians, Rodney - they're all creepy.
Margaret Thatcher wasn't creepy. OK - well, maybe a little. In fact, she was like an aunt of mine - same hairstyle, facial structure, only my aunt was much taller, and remarkably hirsute. Oddest thing: she had to shave twice a day.

[JJSNgadget]

I'm pretty screwed up.

[RodneyIsGodney]

Seriously, me a superhero, who would've thought it.

[RodneyIsGodney]

What secret underground base?

The one in UndergroundWhere they first meet the Genii. Rodney was following that strange energy reading and it lead him to the barnlike structure where he found the secret hatch covered in hay. Rodney and Shepard opened it and went inside to explore only to get cought by Cmdr. Cowen and his men.

Back to Rodney's words of Wisdom:

I am a science team!

[RodneyIsGodney]

Jeepers! Where is everyone?

Hello? Anyone there? *hears crickets*

Oh, well...

Here's a few more anyway:

My four year old neice could figure out to turn something off if it was emitting radiation. That doesn't make you smart. It just makes you a little less stupid."

Wow! She's hot. I mean seriously hot!
Rodney, you're drooling over a wraith!
I know-- I disgust myself sometimes.

RONON: If we don't find it soon this is going to be your last known location.
RODNEY: Oh, ZING!

[camulus13]

McKAY (to Ronon through a mouthful of donut): You know, we could be a team. You could be my sidekick.

Ronan: “Sidekick.”

McKAY: Yeah -- it’d be like Batman and Ronon. Has a nice ring to it.

Ronan: Yeah, you keep eating like that, it’s more like Fatman.

[WingedPegasus]

"You know, I think I am a pretty easy guy to work for."

"So, are they gonna live? More importantly, can I go back to bed?"

"Ah, so what? They’re ferns."

[iolanda]

Well I would be making a lot more progress if 'Timmy Torture' here didn't try to kill me every two seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d02r7DlQKN4