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    What's in Steve's Way-Cool Coat Pockets?

    In the spirit of previous threads informing us what can be found in SGA character backpacks, I wanted to know just what was in the pockets of Steve's way-cool coat. I'm sure these items were found:

    1. Package of Crest White Strips
    2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
    3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
    4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
    5. The head of the writer who killed him off.

    Have fun.



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    #2
    6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
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      #3
      7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
      8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
      9. Lemon juice
      10. Nail file

      Lemon juice because he's a friend of Luke.

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        #4
        11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
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          #5
          1. Package of Crest White Strips
          2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
          3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
          4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
          5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
          6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
          7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
          8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
          9. Lemon juice
          10. Nail file
          11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )



          Don't mind me, I just stopped in to clean up the list.

          "We'll keep the light on for you."

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            #6
            1. Package of Crest White Strips
            2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
            3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
            4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
            5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
            6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
            7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
            8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
            9. Lemon juice
            10. Nail file
            11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
            12. SGA Trading Cards.

            "We'll keep the light on for you."

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              #7
              13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
              14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
              15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ

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                #8
                16. Crash course in overacting.
                17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
                18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
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                SGU Continued....

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                  #9
                  19. A few Genii cakes
                  Dougal: Ted, will you look at this table. It's so dirty I could write me name in it.
                  Ted: (peering at table) There's a G in 'Dougal'.
                  Dougal: Where?

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                    #10
                    20. a small supply of crickets.
                    Thanks!
                    Jordan

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                      #11
                      1. Package of Crest White Strips
                      2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
                      3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
                      4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
                      5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
                      6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
                      7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
                      8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
                      9. Lemon juice
                      10. Nail file
                      11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
                      12. SGA Trading Cards.
                      13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
                      14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
                      15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
                      16. Crash course in overacting.
                      17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
                      18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
                      19. A few Genii cakes
                      20. a small supply of crickets.
                      21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)


                      Spoiler:
                      [Weir] I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony
                      [McKay] Oh believe me. That's not the first thing we tried
                      [Sheppard, smiling] I shot him!

                      LyneSparrow
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                        #12
                        21. Cookbook entitled: "How To Serve Man"

                        Note: User's posts are rarely serious.
                        Member of the F.O.R.D. || Martouf Marty's Webpage || (LJ)

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by lyne_sparrow
                          1. Package of Crest White Strips
                          2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
                          3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
                          4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
                          5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
                          6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
                          7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
                          8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
                          9. Lemon juice
                          10. Nail file
                          11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
                          12. SGA Trading Cards.
                          13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
                          14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
                          15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
                          16. Crash course in overacting.
                          17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
                          18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
                          19. A few Genii cakes
                          20. a small supply of crickets.
                          21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
                          22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
                          23. His obituary (wraith style)

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                            #14
                            24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!

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                              #15
                              1. Package of Crest White Strips
                              2. Doctoral dissertation on "101 Ways to Intimidate and Humiliate Your Prey Before Feeding."
                              3. Bottle of Revlon Extra Strength Nail Hardener.
                              4. Mini-booklet, "Life Sucking For Dummies"
                              5. The head of the writer who killed him off.
                              6. 101 ways to counter Sheppard's comments (should have used that one )
                              7. Love note from Sheppard in one pocket, and...
                              8. Love note to Sheppard in the other.
                              9. Lemon juice
                              10. Nail file
                              11) A picture of a human that has been fed upon already that he drew for his mommy (I know I know )
                              12. SGA Trading Cards.
                              13. His personal prototype for the Steve Pez-dispenzer.
                              14. Post-it memo's with notes for his cookbook "100 way's to serve Genii"
                              15. Photo's from the last Wraith all-you-can-eat BBQ
                              16. Crash course in overacting.
                              17. Book: 60 Ways to kill your agent.
                              18. Teaspoon of digging tunnels.
                              19. A few Genii cakes
                              20. a small supply of crickets.
                              21. A pack of wet towels (his mommy always told him to wash his hands before eating)
                              22. Cookbook entitled "how to serve man"
                              23. His obituary (wraith style)
                              24. Hand sanitizer...don't want dirty humans on your hands!


                              25. An award for the "most humans eaten in 5 min contest"

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