Jaffa Jokes

[Rac80]

My husband (also a gatehead) woke up at 3 this morning with three Jaffa jokes going through his mind:


Question 1: How many Jaffa does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

two, one to change the bulb, the other to yell Kree

Question 2: What is the name of the newspaper on Chulak?

Spoiler:

the Daily Kree

Question 3: What is the local decorator's called on a Jaffa planet?

Spoiler:

Jaffa Kree-Ations

Ok that was at three am mind you. got any other jaffa jokes?