View Full Version : what kind of alien can you stick to a window? (sci-fi jokes)

September 13th, 2004, 04:06 PM
...a klingon!


sorry, bad corny joke.

EDIT: post your sci-fi jokes here!

September 13th, 2004, 04:24 PM
Lol---I'm kind of at a loss as to how to formulate a response to this...its funny, but what CAN I say now? :D

Perhaps this should be made into a jokes thread, or scifi jokes, or star trek jokes?

September 13th, 2004, 04:33 PM
Yep, this is as funny as the star trek joke "Why did Riker die?"


"Because Pircard said fire at will"

September 13th, 2004, 04:36 PM

jprime, this is now a sci-fi jokes thread, thanks for the suggestion.

September 13th, 2004, 04:39 PM
I recall there was once a site called 'Dar's Star Trek Humor Vault' that had EVERYTHING on Startrek jokes. :)

Erik Pasternak
September 13th, 2004, 07:41 PM
Star Trek Joke Time!!!!!!

Why did Worf change his hair color? (spoiler is punchline) It was a good day to dye!

September 14th, 2004, 06:29 PM
Why was Data replaced with Garak?

Picard said 'make it sew!'

Supreme Commander Thor
September 18th, 2004, 12:08 PM
McCoy: "I've borrowed Mr. Scott's bagpipes."
Kirk: "But you can't play them."
McCoy: "While I've got them, neither can he!"

Supreme Commander Thor
September 18th, 2004, 12:11 PM
Found some good Klingon ones:

Do you know what they call a Klingon with half a brain?

Do you know what they call a Klingon with no brain at all?

What is the longest four years of a Klingon's life?
Third Grade.

September 19th, 2004, 06:15 PM
These are all very bad and very funny jokes. :D

I love them by the way.

I hope this thread hangs around a while so we can have a lot of good laughs. It would be a great resource to have available after a morning of too long and too boring staff meetings.

May 28th, 2005, 08:12 AM
Well that looks like a wish emphatically not granted...

What do you call a Bajoran with PMS?
A Bajoran

Which Ambassador was assaulted at the zoo?
Mollari - the peacocks were in heat

What do you call an Ewok on a stick?
Poetic justice.

What do you call a Gungan on a stick?
The mercy of the court

Two Jedi walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says "I thought YOU were watching where we were going!"

How do you make a Wookie mad?
Insult his carpet stylist

We've secretly replace their Dilithium crystals with new Folgers Crystals (TM) - Now let's watch them go to warp!

Very funny, Scotty, now beam back my clothes.

How did the Yellowjacket win the Prize?
Because there can bee only one.

How do the Borg save so much money?
They always call Collective.

May 28th, 2005, 08:35 PM
What kind of alien can you stick to a window?

Kif Kroker.

May 29th, 2005, 09:34 AM
what do the starship enterprise and toliet paper have in common?

they both fly around uranus looking for klingons