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    what kind of alien can you stick to a window? (sci-fi jokes)

    ...a klingon!


    ...

    sorry, bad corny joke.

    EDIT: post your sci-fi jokes here!
    Last edited by Greesha; 13 September 2004, 04:36 PM.

    #2
    Lol---I'm kind of at a loss as to how to formulate a response to this...its funny, but what CAN I say now?

    Perhaps this should be made into a jokes thread, or scifi jokes, or star trek jokes?
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    One nation under dog
    There of which I stand alone
    A face in the crowd
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      #3
      Yep, this is as funny as the star trek joke "Why did Riker die?"

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      "Because Pircard said fire at will"

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        #4
        lol!

        jprime, this is now a sci-fi jokes thread, thanks for the suggestion.

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          #5
          I recall there was once a site called 'Dar's Star Trek Humor Vault' that had EVERYTHING on Startrek jokes.
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          I pledge allegiance to the underworld
          One nation under dog
          There of which I stand alone
          A face in the crowd
          Unsung, against the mold
          Without a doubt
          Singled out
          The only way I know

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            #6
            Star Trek Joke Time!!!!!!

            Why did Worf change his hair color? (spoiler is punchline)
            Spoiler:
            It was a good day to dye!
            Rocky

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              #7
              Why was Data replaced with Garak?

              Picard said 'make it sew!'
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              I pledge allegiance to the underworld
              One nation under dog
              There of which I stand alone
              A face in the crowd
              Unsung, against the mold
              Without a doubt
              Singled out
              The only way I know

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                #8
                McCoy: "I've borrowed Mr. Scott's bagpipes."
                Kirk: "But you can't play them."
                McCoy: "While I've got them, neither can he!"

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                  #9
                  Found some good Klingon ones:

                  Do you know what they call a Klingon with half a brain?
                  Gifted!

                  Do you know what they call a Klingon with no brain at all?
                  Normal.

                  What is the longest four years of a Klingon's life?
                  Third Grade.

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                    #10
                    These are all very bad and very funny jokes.

                    I love them by the way.

                    I hope this thread hangs around a while so we can have a lot of good laughs. It would be a great resource to have available after a morning of too long and too boring staff meetings.
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                    it has it's own laws and beats about things
                    which the intellect scorns."
                    - Mark Twain -

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                      #11
                      Well that looks like a wish emphatically not granted...

                      What do you call a Bajoran with PMS?
                      Spoiler:
                      A Bajoran


                      Which Ambassador was assaulted at the zoo?
                      Spoiler:
                      Mollari - the peacocks were in heat


                      What do you call an Ewok on a stick?
                      Spoiler:
                      Poetic justice.


                      What do you call a Gungan on a stick?
                      Spoiler:
                      The mercy of the court


                      Two Jedi walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says "I thought YOU were watching where we were going!"

                      How do you make a Wookie mad?
                      Spoiler:
                      Insult his carpet stylist


                      We've secretly replace their Dilithium crystals with new Folgers Crystals (TM) - Now let's watch them go to warp!

                      Very funny, Scotty, now beam back my clothes.

                      How did the Yellowjacket win the Prize?
                      Spoiler:
                      Because there can bee only one.


                      How do the Borg save so much money?
                      Spoiler:
                      They always call Collective.
                      Sentio Aliquos Togatos Contra Me Conspirare

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                        #12
                        What kind of alien can you stick to a window?

                        Kif Kroker.

                        Advice For The New Millenium: A watched torrent never downloads.

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                          #13
                          what do the starship enterprise and toliet paper have in common?

                          Spoiler:
                          they both fly around uranus looking for klingons

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