Do aliens use toilets?

[Tovny]

OK, heres a stupid question, do aliens use toilets cause I never saw them.
So what do u thing?

[ManiacMike]

[g.o.d]

you should ask Kryten from Red Dwarf.he was made to attend "toilet university"

[J_B]

OK, heres a stupid question, do aliens use toilets cause I never saw them.
So what do u thing?

No they don't!

Pre-ship worlds simply dial a random gate address. Walk up to the puddle, drop their pants, do a sh#t in it. Therefore they get 2 good things from this, no waste is need to be disposed of which is a good thing as they don;t have sewers anyhow. The 2nd major advantage of this is the puddle is wet, so it cleans their asses. Therefore no need for toilet paper.

The more advanced races that have space faring capabilities, simply stick their asses out the airlock, do their business, then eject it into space.

Hopefully that put your mind at rest regarding this most important discussion point!

[SoulReaver]

OK, heres a stupid question, do aliens use toilets cause I never saw them.
So what do u thing?

they don't

most of them completely break down & recycle all the food, which is exactly why we never see them go to the toilets

but in some aliens the waste slowly builds up in the organism until it reaches a critical mass, thus turning the alien into a walking timebomb/stinkbomb

[P-90_177]

Here's a better question. Do Goauld symbiotes poop inside your brain?

[PG15]

Of course they do! They just hold it in until they die.

Guess what that "toxin" they release is...

[minted_peanut]

Tel'taks have a toliet.

[Purple Yin]

The symbiotes probably release the waste products into out bloodstream which are in turn filtered by the liver and passed through the kidneys.

The asguard probably use their beaming tech.

Gou'uld ships should all have their own versions of washrooms that aren't shown for privacy reasons- who wants to see SG1 walking in a a Jaffa with its proverbial and literal pants down?

[The Great Lord Baal]

How do the asgard go to the toilet because it dosent look like they have a poop hole

[J_B]

How do the asgard go to the toilet because it dosent look like they have a poop hole

They simply clone themselves one when they feel a no.2 coming on. Then use their advanced tech to de-clone it again after they've pooped it out & sprayed some air freshner!

[cowpants]

The Asgard have beaming tech. All they have to do is push a button and poosh! It all magically appears in the centre of a sun! Such efficiency!

[huntress]

OK, heres a stupid question, do aliens use toilets cause I never saw them.
So what do u thing?

ROFLMAO!!!! That is a very good question, you know. So far the only ship I know that mentioned an alien toilet was the Vorgon ship in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and yea the Asgards don't seem to need a toilet. I guess similiar to reproductive organs, they just vanished somehow...dunno

[boberth2o]

How do the asgard go to the toilet because it dosent look like they have a poop hole

They have a nice bum though, seeeeeee...

[Dalario]

They have a nice bum though, seeeeeee...

Scary