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    Things Asgard Can’t Do/Like To See

    This Thread is on Things that Asgard can’t do or things that you’ll love to see a Asgard doing.

    I was wondering how an Asgard would look like riding a Horse or seeing a Asgard smoking a cigarette or joint.

    Your suggestions below.

    Things that Asgard can’t do, or you’ll like to see!

    For Wraith, hunger burns like a fire.

    Tell me, Sheppard, if you found yourself burning alive, would you settle for just one drop of water ...

    ....... or would you take more?


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    Asgard can't have sex so I would love to see an Asgard be a pimp and then bi*ch slap a hoe and pulling out there gat and put a cap in the Ass of a guy who owes them money
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      #3
      id like to see an Asgard version of "Jerry Springer", a talk show for outta control asgard teens and unwanted pregancys. aswell as 2 fast 2 furious asgard style, see'in thor in baggy pants and a tuned up space nissan skyline.

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        #4
        Originally posted by fugiman View Post
        Asgard can't have sex so I would love to see an Asgard be a pimp and then bi*ch slap a hoe and pulling out there gat and put a cap in the Ass of a guy who owes them money
        hey i was gonna say that
        A asgard boxing match
        Asgard ET empersonator
        Asgard riding a unicycle
        asgard saying "hasta lavista baby"
        asgard on:LSD/Crak/Heroine/Magic mushrooms
        Originally posted by cowpants
        ...you did it. I can't believe you actually did it. I am quite frankly astounded that you did it.

        Thanks to you, I now want several mods to start mating with each other. I wanting to see what Moderator procreation will have in store for us.

        And I thought that no one could get me to want this.

        Congrats Mapp, you are officially the single most disturbed individual on GW.
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          #5
          Shouldn't this be in the Fun and Games Section?
          Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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            #6
            yes it should

            An Asgard with a P90 destroying replicators

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            Carter?

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            Ok, I'm here 2 hours early, when did you get here?

            I... haven't left yet

            Carter, didn't I ORDER you to get a life?

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              #7
              An Asgard on ecstacy cuddling a Furling telling him he's his best mate, repeatedly.
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                #8
                A Asgard jacking off

                For Wraith, hunger burns like a fire.

                Tell me, Sheppard, if you found yourself burning alive, would you settle for just one drop of water ...

                ....... or would you take more?


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                  #9
                  You just had to didn't you?

                  Spoiler:

                  Carter?

                  Sir, this is the 5th incoming wormhole in the last hour & a half

                  Ok, I'm here 2 hours early, when did you get here?

                  I... haven't left yet

                  Carter, didn't I ORDER you to get a life?

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                  A fools paradise is a wise mans prison

                  Never judge a book by it's cover

                  One mans ceiling is another mans floor

                  Never...run with sissors?

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                    #10
                    What a retarded thread.......

                    See an Asgard get killed in some horrid fashion.

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                      #11
                      Asgard doing car crashing with ships! In space off course.
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                        #12
                        Oh and off course seeing some Asgard with god damn clothes! There like alien striper's. Makes me sick.
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                        A tribute to the Asgard, a great race, great allies and our best friends!
                        The Tau'ri will not forget about you.

                        Your legacy is safe with use.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by V-MAN View Post
                          What a retarded thread.......

                          See an Asgard get killed in some horrid fashion.
                          Dam Right

                          For Wraith, hunger burns like a fire.

                          Tell me, Sheppard, if you found yourself burning alive, would you settle for just one drop of water ...

                          ....... or would you take more?


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                            #14
                            Asgard skydiving.

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                              #15
                              Thor fighting rocky
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