Asgard Kick Ass

[VSHARMA]

What would do if one day you were in your bed one day and get beamed away in an Asgard Ship.
An Asgard approaches you and tells you that they are real and they encompass all the powers they have in the TV show.

What would you ask them for?????????

In a SG-1 Episode 8x08 (Covenant) COLSON INDUSTRIES clone an Asgard. Although it was only an empty shell until an Asgard consciousness enters it.

I would ask the Asgard for an ‘Empty Shell’ of lets say Indian actress Aishwarya Rai
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aishwarya_Rai

In case you never heard of her.

I would only Clone her with no Consciouness.

As she has no Consciouness and is not Self-awareness (Self-awareness is the explicit understanding that one exists) I guess I could ask what ever I like with it. In a matter of fact, make her my slave. (slaves meaning who are under the control of another person)

Would I be wrong in doing this. Lets say for the purpose of Sex ????????

I have know most people who read these threads are smart as I have read a few threads like Lucius' behaviour in "Irresistible": Was it rape? (Irresistible spoilers (duh!))

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=38309.

Very Interesting…………


And what else would you ask of the Asgard e.g Beam, Clone yourself, Take you to………….., Kill, download your knowlegde/consciousness in a computer, ask them to let you live with them etc etc.

Maybe clone yourself a Stronger, Younger or Older body tranfer your comsciousness or clone your several times????????

[Avatar28]

What would I ask the asgard for? Hmm, my own ship at my disposal? I could sure save a lot of time just beaming from place to place. And I hear the moons of Sirius VIII are a wonderful romantic get-away this time of year. I would take the wife on a little vacation.

Then I would hire out my ship to scientists and others looking to make a quick trip to another planet/star system/galaxy.

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

Get a Beliskner class ship
Make a fortune beaming people wherever they want to be.
Beam the Moral Majority leaders into mt. everest.
Explore the solar system
Eplore the Galaxy.
See a black hole
Give free tours to see a black hole.
Have NASA check it out.
Put a minibar in it.
Use the holoprojector to suprise people at parties, etc...
Blow up an Asteroid!

[J_B]

What would do if one day you were in your bed one day and get beamed away in an Asgard Ship.
An Asgard approaches you and tells you that they are real and they encompass all the powers they have in the TV show.

What would you ask them for?????????

In a SG-1 Episode 8x08 (Covenant) COLSON INDUSTRIES clone an Asgard. Although it was only an empty shell until an Asgard consciousness enters it.

I would ask the Asgard for an ‘Empty Shell’ of lets say Indian actress Aishwarya Rai
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aishwarya_Rai

In case you never heard of her.

I would only Clone her with no Consciouness.

As she has no Consciouness and is not Self-awareness (Self-awareness is the explicit understanding that one exists) I guess I could ask what ever I like with it. In a matter of fact, make her my slave. (slaves meaning who are under the control of another person)

Would I be wrong in doing this. Lets say for the purpose of Sex ????????

I have know most people who read these threads are smart as I have read a few threads like Lucius' behaviour in "Irresistible": Was it rape? (Irresistible spoilers (duh!))

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=38309.

Very Interesting…………


And what else would you ask of the Asgard e.g Beam, Clone yourself, Take you to………….., Kill, download your knowlegde/consciousness in a computer, ask them to let you live with them etc etc.

Maybe clone yourself a Stronger, Younger or Older body tranfer your comsciousness or clone your several times????????

I don't think you would need to ask if mit was wrong to do that...it is, simple as that!

If you want something for sex that isn't self aware & will be your slave. Then go buy a blow up doll!!!!!

[Avatar28]

Aye. or some sort of sex android. I think I read about someone actually building one out of something like a <mod snip>

Then again, then you have the definition of what constitutes a person. If there is not and never was any consciousness, did they ever have a "soul" and were they really any more of a person than, say, a robot made in the same image. We're basically just organic machines after all. It would definitely make for an interesting ethical dilemma.

[immhotep]

I think id just ask them to give me thier ship, or take me with them lol. I could have a much better life, learn the secrets of the universe, get super powers, a cool ship, then come back in 20 years and be like " hey yeah im mega powerful, imma be king of earth and if you disagree ill beam you in to the sun "

[Avatar28]

If you just had your own ship you could do that anyways. I mean, really, what are they going to do to stop you? Nukes? Ineffective. Can't board the ship. Even if they tried to capture you, you could just get beamed away. I suppose they might could have a sniper shoot you in the head without warning, but if your'e smart you would just use the hologram thingy most of the time anyways.

[Garth Claw]

Why not just ask for access to their scientific database (translated), then win the noble prize in every field and become a Planetary Hero.

[ACharmedAsgard]

I would simply....(if you can call it simply..hmmmm debateable ) ask for an O'Neil Class Warship.

I would then use it for a number of tasks, too many to list

[Øsiris øf the Øri]

Oniell Class Mothership
Cloning Facility
A way to replicate my dna perfectly so my clones don't break down and get short and sexless over time


I'd be powerful and immortal...or i could just link my mind with the ship and become the ship...

[jds1982]

What would do if one day you were in your bed one day and get beamed away in an Asgard Ship.
An Asgard approaches you and tells you that they are real and they encompass all the powers they have in the TV show.

What would you ask them for?????????

In a SG-1 Episode 8x08 (Covenant) COLSON INDUSTRIES clone an Asgard. Although it was only an empty shell until an Asgard consciousness enters it.

I would ask the Asgard for an ‘Empty Shell’ of lets say Indian actress Aishwarya Rai
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aishwarya_Rai

In case you never heard of her.

I would only Clone her with no Consciouness.

As she has no Consciouness and is not Self-awareness (Self-awareness is the explicit understanding that one exists) I guess I could ask what ever I like with it. In a matter of fact, make her my slave. (slaves meaning who are under the control of another person)

Would I be wrong in doing this. Lets say for the purpose of Sex ????????

I have know most people who read these threads are smart as I have read a few threads like Lucius' behaviour in "Irresistible": Was it rape? (Irresistible spoilers (duh!))

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=38309.

No it wouldn't be rape, it would be necrophilia.

[Dutch_Razor]

I would want my own ship and download my mind into it, then blow up a Ori solar system for the heck of beating Rodney's record

[wise one]

me i would ask the asgard for a oniel and ask them to change their asgard consoles into a playstion 2 controller instead of their pebble moving thing.

x-accerlerate
o-hyperspace
sqaure-hyperspace
triangle-exit hyperspace

R1-fire primary weapon
R2-beam anywhere you choose
L1-ships status
L2-show sensores,communications,e..t.c

analogue and directional buttons would be for steering

and a panel or screen to show what im doing!

[VSHARMA]

Every1 forget about the ships for a second. Talk bout the Cloning thing

[ACharmedAsgard]

Too many clones would be confusing