Poor Steve! <cry> We'll miss you!
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[mourn]
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to celebrate the brief on-screen presence of the Wraith captive fondly known as "Steve".
*moment of silence*
We will miss, among other things:
Your hella cool leather trenchcoat.
Your wonderful, menacing, scenery-chewing dialogue: "I am your death", "Keeping me here will only hasten your doom" (Doom! Eeeek!)
Your lovely sharp pointy teeth, and that wicked manicure.
Your ability to out-fight Teyla's Stick-Fu.
Your warm, entertaining interaction with Sheppard.
Your good grooming: that little braided Fu Manchu beard and great hair. (Memo to Weir: Find out what conditioner he was using, and get some. Soon.)
Steve, you will be missed.
[/mourn]We suspend our disbelief, and we are entertained...
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*sniff* Steve will be missed. He was more than just a bad guy, he was like a very distant cousin that tries to kill you and speaks of your doom. In our minds and hearts, he will never die. He will always be that little voice in the back of our mind telling us that more of his kind will come and kill us.Why yes, I am aware that I am too sexy for my catRIP Stargate SG-1: The iris may be closed, but the gate will always be spinning, lighting the chevrons in my heart
And to the Sci Fi Channel...
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Childhood's End spoilers
Spoiler:They could stuff him and set up a whole little shrine in his honour. It worked for the kids, right?
It might make for a nice remembrance of Steve's coolness and serve as a reminder of the danger they're all facing.
I shall miss Steve and his swanky style and dire threats and all those lovely, lovely plot points tragically killed too soon. *sigh*
No chance of Steve suddenly coming back to life and killing them all, eh? Maybe some things take longer to recover from than others... and all that cutting and slicing Carson did only complicated matters. I'd tread careully if I were Dr. Beckett...
Think Steve has a grieving widow? Marcia? Poor dear, left alone with that whole nest of Wraithlets all asking when Daddy's gonna be home...
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Yes, he was a great credit to his race, a font of Wraithian kindness. I once heard Steve say "I never met a human a didn't like. I meant, savor." He was a good foil for Sheppard, nice intro to the psyche of their species, as opposed to the female that bit the dust in the pilot.
But "Steve"? Why "Steve"? Why not "Bob"? Or even "Sue"? (Maybe it was really "Sue" and Johnny Cash was right after all - the name made him the s.o.b. he was.)
Just personally think guys named "Steve" can be so much nicer.
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