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Daryl Froggy
August 30th, 2006, 08:21 PM
Welcome. This is the Atlantis break room, where all the personel in Atlantis comes at least once a day. Think "The Sims" only in Atlantis with it's crew. Have fun, and remember...

Sheppard: Yes! I am finally safe from all those fan girls!
*sheppard sits back and relaxes while listening to his favorite band*

Daryl: I don't think it'll last but yes this is very nice.
*also starts to relax*

August 31st, 2006, 02:32 PM
Computer: Warning, unauthorized personnel detected.
Sheppard: Intruder alert! Computer, put up a level 10 force field around the breakroom! OMG! MacGyver? WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU? KIRK! PICARD! SISKO! JANEWAY! ARCHER!!! SAVE US FROM THE FAN GIRLS!!!
Rodney: Woah, woah, woah... Since when did our computer sound like the one on Star Trek?
Sheppard: ... huh? Is that you, Elizabeth?
Weir: Just a joke... :D
Sheppard: Get off the intercom!
Weir: Make me!
Sheppard: I'm the ranking military officer!
Weir: So?
Sheppard: So! Well...

Commander Jumper
August 31st, 2006, 03:11 PM
*I take a seat between Rodders and Shep. I stretch my arms behind them and thy look at me*
Me: hey fellas
Sheppard: Rodney......how'd she get in here?
Rodney: I don't know the sheild should have stoped her
Me: oh that....i've been hiding in here ever since I was kicked off radio Atlantis....

August 31st, 2006, 03:15 PM
Me: As for me... I can just use my ascended powers to walk through them... :D
Sheppard: F***...

Commander Jumper
August 31st, 2006, 03:15 PM
*High fives Elles* sweet

August 31st, 2006, 05:04 PM
hi fellows

Commander Jumper
August 31st, 2006, 05:36 PM
Yo Home dizzle whats swingin?
Sheppard: seriously, how can they be getting in?

August 31st, 2006, 05:42 PM
*whispers something to John's ear*

August 31st, 2006, 08:40 PM
Rodney: What?
Sheppard: They all just came throught he gate! All of them! Every single last fangirl in the universe!!!
Rodney: WHAT?!?
Sheppard: Exactly! To the armory!!!

September 1st, 2006, 05:48 PM
*fangirls take over Atlantis and capture John*
John: yo Zelinka, can i have some cyanide pills

September 1st, 2006, 06:08 PM
Me: No... but you can have some chloroform... *knocks Sheppy-kins out* He's all ours!

September 3rd, 2006, 10:42 AM
me: hey pretty fangirl, you wanna go see a movie
random fangirl: no way, you're ugly
me: did i mention i have godlike powers and could torment you for eternity
random fangirl: i'd love to see a movie with you!

September 3rd, 2006, 05:17 PM
Me: Chloroform? *rubs hands together and laughs evilly* Rodney's mine!

September 3rd, 2006, 05:21 PM
Me: Chloroform indeed. :D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *passes bottle*

September 3rd, 2006, 05:26 PM
Peregrine: Thank you. Now... where as that sexy scientist gotten off to? Hmm... Ten bucks says he's in Elizabeth's office. MMMMWWWHAHAHA!

September 3rd, 2006, 05:31 PM
Me: Computer, locate Dr. Rodney McKay.
Computer: Dr. McKay is not in the city.
Me: Damn! How'd he get off?

September 3rd, 2006, 05:46 PM
Me: Rodney's escaped!? Crap. Okay, I'm gonna need help.

Weir: I'll help.

Me: Thought you would. *shared evil grin*

September 3rd, 2006, 05:50 PM
Me: The transporter logs indicate that he beamed off at apporximately 18:30 hours to a cloaked vessel in orbit...
Sheppard: Woah woah woah... wait... Isn't that a Star Trek thing?
Me: ... ... ... ... ... No?

September 3rd, 2006, 06:37 PM
Weir: Star Trek? What the--

Me: Should've known McKay would be a Trekkie... Sheppard, can you fly a Puddle Jumper up there?

September 4th, 2006, 05:28 AM
rodney: ahhhhh *splashing sounds*
shepperd: rodney elisabeth is going to kill you!
rodney: and why would that be?
shepperd: because you've got your disgusting feet in her footbath!
rodney: i doubt she would notice..
shepperd: the stink lingers rodney it lingers...
-------a few hours later--------
wier: MCKAY!!!!!!!!
shepperd: its been nice knowing you rodney.
rodney: .............mother.........

September 8th, 2006, 06:07 AM
after about 10 minutes of shouting coming mainly from wier the story begins again
shep: i guess she noticed
rodney: yea she noticed ive just had my head bitten off for a full 10 minutes........ and believe me it was scary
shep: well i told you she would kill you for using her foot spa but you took no notice ..... he laughs
rodney: i really want my mother now ..... he weeps and sighs

September 9th, 2006, 09:33 AM
Jeane: ha ha, i've always known you were a loser
Rodney: mother, Jeane is picking on me again *McCay's mother appears in an Asgard holograph*
Mother: shut up Meridith or i'll tell them about your stuffed bunny hidden under your pillow
John: five bucks if you tell it to us now

September 9th, 2006, 11:26 AM
Mother: No! Who the heck raised you? Look at your hair! Would it hurt to comb it once in a while?
John: But-
Mother: No buts! And stop hitting on my daughter, Kirk!
John: Hey! I.... SAID... STOP... CALLING... ME...
Me: What? Kirk?
John: STOP CALLING ME KIRK!!! *looses sanity, dials gate, and massacres some random Wraith outpost*