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    NEWS FLASH - Ori power generator mystery cracked!

    The mystery surrounding the nature of the generator powering the Ori vessels has been finally unraveled. Using ultra-sophisticated trans-digital zero-point-resonance imaging technology ( duh ) it was possible to extrapolate an accurate depiction of what said power source looked like -

    and the news is bad. Very bad.









    The ba$tards

    No wonder they're unstoppable

    They keep going, and going, and going...
    ...and soon SG will be gone

    Terrible news indeed

    #2
    I actuallyed laughed out loud when i saw this.

    Funny Funny joke.

    I just hope we can hook one of those up to our ships were still using duracell.
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      #3
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      ... or that any man can measure the tides and hurricanes he will
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      2 Cor. 10:3-5
      3 For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:
      4 (For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds; )
      5 Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;

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        #4
        lol, very funny!

        kudos


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        because… you are also a tortoise.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Annubis' hitman
          I actuallyed laughed out loud when i saw this.

          Funny Funny joke.

          I just hope we can hook one of those up to our ships were still using duracell.
          Duracell's not bad

          Rabbits use duracell too, and look how fast they multiply

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            #6
            LOL! Well, officially it's still DA DA DA DUMMMMMM! The GREAT Glowy Thing!
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              #7
              need to put a 'die hard' car battery in that shot guys.
              Grammar, Logic, Rhetoric.

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                #8
                xD Wow..that's a good one.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zatnikitelman
                  LOL! Well, officially it's still DA DA DA DUMMMMMM!
                  yeah in fact that's what the priors' staffs are really for

                  (a pity we've never seen them drummin' though - upcoming episodes, hopefully)

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                    #10
                    Now I'm spoiled.

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                      #11
                      "spoiled"?

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                        #12
                        lol
                        Tis No Fool to lose what He can not keep, To gain what he will never Lose

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by SoulRe@ver
                          Spoiler:
                          The mystery surrounding the nature of the generator powering the Ori vessels has been finally unraveled. Using ultra-sophisticated trans-digital zero-point-resonance imaging technology ( duh ) it was possible to extrapolate an accurate depiction of what said power source looked like -

                          and the news is bad. Very bad.









                          The ba$tards

                          No wonder they're unstoppable

                          They keep going, and going, and going...
                          ...and soon SG will be gone

                          Terrible news indeed
                          We're boned.

                          Unless we can find some more ZPM's. . . . or even better. . . . . .
                          Spoiler:

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                            #14
                            ok LOL....LOL this is great i just fouund out u can give rep 2 ppl i am giving u rep man this is hilarous...bad thing is i was eating when is aw this...and ya i gotta clean my moniter
                            DAM YOU SCI FI.....DAM U TO SCI HELL arghhhh.....

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by SoulRe@ver
                              The mystery surrounding the nature of the generator powering the Ori vessels has been finally unraveled. Using ultra-sophisticated trans-digital zero-point-resonance imaging technology ( duh ) it was possible to extrapolate an accurate depiction of what said power source looked like -

                              and the news is bad. Very bad.









                              The ba$tards

                              No wonder they're unstoppable

                              They keep going, and going, and going...
                              ...and soon SG will be gone

                              Terrible news indeed


                              Dude you are soo wrong!

                              The true source of their power is something that completely dumbfounds the greatest minds of our time:




                              Gerbil Power

                              This stuff is soo powerfull that kids have been using it to power their heavily modified Hondas since 1996. Just look at the evidence when a modified Civic's engine block was disected.


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                              Forget this "Army of One" BS. I signed up to "Be all that I can be!"

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