*Elles picks self up off of Sheppard*
Elles: What?!? Will Ferrell is here?!? Where's my double barreled shot gun?!?
Ronon: It's in the control room.
Elles: Wait here... I'll be right back.
Ronon: While Elles goes to get her shotgun... we might as well interview Will Ferrell while we can.
Will Ferrell: Is she really going to kill me?
Ronon: Yes.
Will Ferrell: Hahah... you're joking... right?
Ronon: No.
Will Ferrell: ... You're funny.
Ronon: Not really... so... why were you so unfunny in Bewitched?
Will Ferrell: You saw it? Did you like it?
Ronon: I saw it... that joke about you being a Clippers fan wasn't funny.
Will Ferrell: It wasn't?
Ronon: No.
Will Ferrell: ... Heh heh... You're funny.
Ronon: No I'm not... and if you continue to be this unfunny I will tie you up, hang you by your feet... and cut off your...
Elles (halfway across Atlantis): IF YOU KILL HIM BEFORE I GET BACK I WILL HURT YOU, RONON!
Ronon: Fine. If my calculations are correct, you have thirty more seconds to live. So... are you aware that Teyla's been stalking you for the past three years?
Will Ferrell: Yes... it's not that bad really... but I've been considering getting a restraining order you know... hahahahah... You don't find that funny.
Elles: That's not funny! *shoots Will Ferrell*
Elles: What?!? Will Ferrell is here?!? Where's my double barreled shot gun?!?
Ronon: It's in the control room.
Elles: Wait here... I'll be right back.
Ronon: While Elles goes to get her shotgun... we might as well interview Will Ferrell while we can.
Will Ferrell: Is she really going to kill me?
Ronon: Yes.
Will Ferrell: Hahah... you're joking... right?
Ronon: No.
Will Ferrell: ... You're funny.
Ronon: Not really... so... why were you so unfunny in Bewitched?
Will Ferrell: You saw it? Did you like it?
Ronon: I saw it... that joke about you being a Clippers fan wasn't funny.
Will Ferrell: It wasn't?
Ronon: No.
Will Ferrell: ... Heh heh... You're funny.
Ronon: No I'm not... and if you continue to be this unfunny I will tie you up, hang you by your feet... and cut off your...
Elles (halfway across Atlantis): IF YOU KILL HIM BEFORE I GET BACK I WILL HURT YOU, RONON!
Ronon: Fine. If my calculations are correct, you have thirty more seconds to live. So... are you aware that Teyla's been stalking you for the past three years?
Will Ferrell: Yes... it's not that bad really... but I've been considering getting a restraining order you know... hahahahah... You don't find that funny.
Elles: That's not funny! *shoots Will Ferrell*
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