Oh My God, They Killed Daniel!

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Seriously, the guy's like Kenny McKormick. Dies, comes back, dies, comes back...
Daniel just needs an orange parka and he'd be set.

So, the point of this thread is to kill Daniel; as absolutely, positively, goofy and funny and weird as you can make it.

And every time must end with:
"Oh my God, they killed Daniel!"
"You *******s!"

Or some variation thereof. ^__^ Writing it out in Goa'uld might be interesting.

Anyway, since it's my idea, I'll go first:

Hey Jackson, c'mon! Let's go fly an F-302! You'll love it!
I don't know, Cam... I kind of have to finish these translations...
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It should also apply to Jackson.
All Jack did was play, and he's none the better for it. (bends over and looks down at an artifact)
Oh c'mon! Please? I promise, you'll love it!
Allright, look. If you get me that artifact over... (gestures) there, and you let me finish this up, then I'll go, okay?
Yes! Thank you, Daniel, you won't regret this! Er... Was it this one? (holds up a sword and examines it)
No, it's that one.
(spins around, slicing Daniel's head off) Which one-? AUGH! OH MY GOD, I KILLED DANIEL!
(from far down the hallway) You *******!

Hey, we all love Daniel, but it's too easy to have fun with him dying and coming back to life. ^__^

[sg-daniel]

lol, he's like a "neverending story", a good one of course

[penguininablender]

Seriously, the guy's like Kenny McKormick. Dies, comes back, dies, comes back...
Daniel just needs an orange parka and he'd be set.

So, the point of this thread is to kill Daniel; as absolutely, positively, goofy and funny and weird as you can make it.

And every time must end with:
"Oh my God, they killed Daniel!"
"You *******s!"

Or some variation thereof. ^__^ Writing it out in Goa'uld might be interesting.

Anyway, since it's my idea, I'll go first:

Hey Jackson, c'mon! Let's go fly an F-302! You'll love it!
I don't know, Cam... I kind of have to finish these translations...
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It should also apply to Jackson.
All Jack did was play, and he's none the better for it. (bends over and looks down at an artifact)
Oh c'mon! Please? I promise, you'll love it!
Allright, look. If you get me that artifact over... (gestures) there, and you let me finish this up, then I'll go, okay?
Yes! Thank you, Daniel, you won't regret this! Er... Was it this one? (holds up a sword and examines it)
No, it's that one.
(spins around, slicing Daniel's head off) Which one-? AUGH! OH MY GOD, I KILLED DANIEL!
(from far down the hallway) You *******!

Hey, we all love Daniel, but it's too easy to have fun with him dying and coming back to life. ^__^

yay!I love this thread
gen Hammond, Why do you have on a cowboy hat?
I'm going to the rodeo
to watch or compete?
compete..I do cattle roping
Oh God no!!!
*Hammond hog ties daniel and walter walks through, knocking him down the spiral staircase*
OMG, you hog tied AND killed Daniel
you Sholva!

[Jedi_Master_Bra'tac]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Baseball Bat
Baseball Bat who?
I'm gonna hit you on the head with a baseball bat
*hits Daniel on the head with a baseball bat*
errrrrrr Daniel?
Oh my God, I killed Daniel!
(ascended self) You *******s!

[penguininablender]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Baseball Bat
Baseball Bat who?
I'm gonna hit you on the head with a baseball bat
*hits Daniel on the head with a baseball bat*
errrrrrr Daniel?
Oh my God, I killed Daniel!
(ascended self) You *******s!

lol, the amanda show...right?

[Jedi_Master_Bra'tac]

lol, the amanda show...right?

yep

[Unorthodox]

Ok, I have to...love this idea here.

Daniel, what the heck have I told you - no more BEER!
But evwy bahdy elsh haad somne...*burp*
Oh, for the love of--
*Jack smacks Danile upside the head, who procedes to smash his face through the window, then on the table just below the window, and then the plug-in at the outlet for the lamp on the table*
Oh my Gods! You've killed Daniel!
*while puking in bathroom* You B******s! *continues throwing up*

[Commander Jumper]

Yipeee!!!!!! the thread is here I've been waiting for like....ever...just kiddin.....just since last night.

: Look what I can do!!!! *Jack attepmts a cartwheel.* *Jack knocks over vase* *vase hits Daniel* *Daniel gets knocked out and falls over railing into the tech room*

*runs to Daniel* He's still alive
: WOW!!! that's amazing
: check outnmy sexy sword
: ahhhhh Sh*t that's the poisoned one isn't it.
*falls over dead* *Sword falls out of hand and impales knocked out Daniel*
: oh my GOD!!! You killed Daniel
*spits in Cam's dead face* you dead B******

[Elles]

'Bout time they made this thread
*Soap Opera-like Setting*
Dr. Lam: Jack, I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Jack: What?
Dr. Lam: You are not the father of Sam's baby.
Jack: *gasp* Then who is?!?
Dr. Lam: The DNA tests show it was.... *face darkens* Dr. Daniel Jackson.
Jack: I'm gonna kill that son of a b*tch!!! *launches toaster at high speed at Daniel*
Daniel: Oh the humanity! With a toaster halfway stuck into my head and away from my love... I die!

[Elles]

*Giant watermelon falls from sky and squashes Daniel*
Carter: I don't know sir... do we have to say it?
Teal'c: Well... a little variation couldn't hurt...
Jack: Oh for cryin' out loud... all you need to say is "Clean up on aisle three!"
Carter: Oh... well I prefer the old way...
Jack: Fine.
Teal'c: Oh my God! They killed Daniel!
Carter: You b*st*rds!

[StarGi]

How many times have you died in Baal's captivity?
I'd say like a 100 times?
I'm better then you, died fewer times, hahaha, ....

SPAS12 shots heard around the base...

Now we're even!!
OMG, you killed Daniel!
Indeed.

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

(falls down the silo containing the Stargate to his death)
Oh my God, they killed Daniel!
(Jack waits for a few moments. Nothing happens)
Ahem... I said, "Oh My God, They Killed Daniel!" ...
Hello O'Neill.
Teal'c, Daniel's died again and Carter's not here.
That is most unfortunate.
Tell me about it. Do you know where she is?
(comes back to life) We were playing dodgeball up over the silo, when she accidently hit me so hard I fell.
(runs up, huffing and puffing) ... You... bast...
Carter, he's back. Don't wear yourself out.
Oh... Thank you... sir...

[Commander Jumper]

: Guys wana see my pet duck????
: not really
*pulls out duck*
*duck flys and peck Daniels Eyes out*
: Ahhhhhh my eyes *runs into a swordfishes pointy deal* *gets impaled*
: omy god!!! they killed Daniel
: B*stards
: aren't you supposed to be dead???
: oh yeah *falls back to ground dead*

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Okay... For the last time, slash writers: I AM NOT GAY! God!
Uh, Daniel? You ranting again?
I don't think it'll do any good...
Indeed. Be thankful, as some might say, "that you are getting any at all".
I am not gay *******it! And the next writer to write me as such is going to get it!
(THe Slash Writers drop an anvil on Daniel's head)
Oh My God, the writers killed Daniel!
You *******s!

[Commander Jumper]

Okay... For the last time, slash writers: I AM NOT GAY! God!
Uh, Daniel? You ranting again?
I don't think it'll do any good...
Indeed. Be thankful, as some might say, "that you are getting any at all".
I am not gay *******it! And the next writer to write me as such is going to get it!
(THe Slash Writers drop an anvil on Daniel's head)
Oh My God, the writers killed Daniel!
You *******s!

Amen!!! Daniel issoooooo not gay.....but he is very sexy.

: Daniel? are you...*cough* Gay
: happy as a bowl of fruit
: Daniel are you aware that whatb you just said made millions of fans throw up in there mouths
: what!!!
: Happy, signfies gaydom, a fruit is the name for a Gay person, and a bowl.....well thats just one thing I'm not willing to go into
:what I meant was that I'm not depressed....and what about a bowl
: it's really disturbing darling
: I don't want to know....just like I didn't want to know what you and Hammond and Walter were doing in the broom closet
: you saw that!!!!
: Hell girl....the whole Complex heard it.
: *stabs Daniel for seeing what he saw*
: ohhhh my god they killed Daniel *in uncaring Voice*
: *in same voice* those B*st*rds.....