What's In ShadowMaat's Backpack?

[Crazedwraith]

What do YOU think Shadowmaat has in her back pack?

I'll start.

-Axe (to murder me with for starting this thread)

EDIT: Its Maat folks not Matt *cowers in fear of the evisceration that is nigh*

[TameFarrar]

-Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)

[DJFavorite]

-Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)

-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)

[kiwigater]

-Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)

- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*

[TameFarrar]

-Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)
- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*

- Manual for Torturing GW Lotars without leaving ANY marks

[keshou]

-Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)
- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*
- Manual for Torturing GW Lotars without leaving ANY marks


- Blow-up Jonas doll

[Crazedwraith]

Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)
- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*
- Manual for Torturing GW Lotars without leaving ANY marks
- Blow-up Jonas doll
- A billion pounds (british billion Of course) for hiring mercenarys to hunt backpack thread starters down.

[Supreme Commander Thor]

- Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)
- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*
- Manual for Torturing GW Lotars without leaving ANY marks
- Blow-up Jonas doll
- A billion pounds (british billion Of course) for hiring mercenarys to hunt backpack thread starters down.

- Teal'c "Biggest Hunk in the Galaxy" poster (rolled up of course)

[Anthro Girl]

- Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)
- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*
- Manual for Torturing GW Lotars without leaving ANY marks
- Blow-up Jonas doll
- A billion pounds (british billion Of course) for hiring mercenarys to hunt backpack thread starters down.
- Teal'c "Biggest Hunk in the Galaxy" poster (rolled up of course)

- "Cult of Personality and Other Cool Features of the Totalitarian State" by R.U. Nutz, I.M. Kiddin & Ima Goner

[Supreme Commander Thor]

- Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)
- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*
- Manual for Torturing GW Lotars without leaving ANY marks
- Blow-up Jonas doll
- A billion pounds (british billion Of course) for hiring mercenarys to hunt backpack thread starters down.
- Teal'c "Biggest Hunk in the Galaxy" poster (rolled up of course)
- "Cult of Personality and Other Cool Features of the Totalitarian State" by R.U. Nutz, I.M. Kiddin & Ima Goner


- Apophis' Comb and Fingernail clippers.

[ShadowMaat]

- Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)
- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*
- Manual for Torturing GW Lotars without leaving ANY marks
- Blow-up Jonas doll
- A billion pounds (british billion Of course) for hiring mercenarys to hunt backpack thread starters down.
- "Cult of Personality and Other Cool Features of the Totalitarian State" by R.U. Nutz, I.M. Kiddin & Ima Goner

Lifetime (HER lifetime) supply of tal'vak acid for mixing in the drinks of anyone who dares to oppose her.

[Mio]

- Axe (to murder CW with for starting this thread)
-"How to Hide Your Shippiness From Your Forum Friends" By I. B. Shippin ( For those not yet ready to be open about their love of romance)
-her hitlist (which I'm probably now on for posting in the thread.)
- personal proximity detector... useful for both fending off people who try to give her a hug to cheer her up, and when set to the special dial capable of locating certain individuals silly enough to post on this thread *gulp*
- Manual for Torturing GW Lotars without leaving ANY marks
- Blow-up Jonas doll
- A billion pounds (british billion Of course) for hiring mercenarys to hunt backpack thread starters down.
- "Cult of Personality and Other Cool Features of the Totalitarian State" by R.U. Nutz, I.M. Kiddin & Ima Goner
Lifetime (HER lifetime) supply of tal'vak acid for mixing in the drinks of anyone who dares to oppose her.

- A cryogenically frozen Luke Clone.

[aschen]

I bet she has larval Goa'ulds. :O

[ShadowMaat]

I bet she has larval Goa'ulds. :O

Hey, a girl's gotta eat. Or make slaves, depending on my mood...

[Jprime]

Na Shades probably makes 'em on her own in her spare time.