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SGSlugger
April 30th, 2004, 08:22 PM
First off, really excited about the new forums! Awesome graphics, although a little bit over whelming at first.

Jsut a quick review for anyone who is just joining us from the old forum: This game is really simple. Someone will post three words, then the next person will post three other words, and the next, etc. So far, our story goes:



Walter Davis stared at Major Carter's particularly attractive wallpaper and scratched his cheap lottery ticket in Ba'als quarters and said to Baal, "Please don't tell me, I need to know what colour to paint my toenails."
Ba'al said, "Poor man you are seriously deluded if you think I want so see any part of getting you ready for the event horizon to open. I'll not be eating my big round pancake with butter and syrup. I really hope that you will say you famous for only being the man who saw the big webpage with the the mystery of Daniels disappearing glasses which have always made him look the other way when Jack tells his secret to Anise behind the hiding (behind) Jacob and eating cake, with whipped cream. To eat blue, cherries and gooseberry pie with apple pieces ranged across."
All of a sudden Teal'c walks in and then says "KREE! What are 'April Fools' O'Neill?"
To which Jack says, "Ask Carter for the firing mechanism for the remote control devices which can destroy a planet by slowly but surely peeling the surface off the trees that grow all barbie pink pokerdot leaves on there foreheads in this climate."
Teal'c replied, "What are you doing there, O'neill?"
"Getting in touch with the Asguard so Thor can come save my cute butt from those stoned Dates! And peaches too! With cream, sprinkles, custard and maple syrup spread over the tight muscular spasms I have in my beautiful knees. They really are a treat!"

Davis finished scratching and in disgust, jumped up and ran from the sight of Teal'c who was just telling a Jaffa that the problem with his weapon was that O'Neill had used his power cell for cooking a steak, onions and tomatoes, while fighting sixty-two angry baby Unas, who are very tasty Goa'uld munchies that they love for breakfast. But roasted with parsnips they are not on the menu.
Watching this Davis said to O'Neill "How do you like your buns?"
At that second they all heard the claxons sound calling the Jaffa to the gateroom for dance class.
"That was a shock," grunted O'Neill who was walking on the edge of his feet in some jello moulds.
"What is your motivation for dancing in the 'Music Hall' style in the gateroom?" thundered Hammond. "I'm getting cross with your silliness already. Carry on and I'll send Carter to rig up exploding 'Tap' shoes. Now lets get back to the job of running rings around the the enemy Goa'uld!!"
"OK!" Shouted O'Neill, "lets start planning the best way of dancing rings around Ba'al first."
They moved off to another of Ba'al's army's locations a cabaret show, located deep within the bowels of Jack's Minisota lake. They settled back to wait for the free buffet of traditional dishes, but didn't count on the arrival of Ba'al himself wearing a long black, strapless dress. Teal'c almost threw for your date a rock at Dr. Lee's Mexican made replica of a life-size replicator in order that General Hammond might perform the ritual scrambling of eggs and cooking them on a hot plate.
Jack shouted, "Can't you do anything right? Oh it's you, Sir. Don't mind Baal, he loves it."

They moved off looking for jello in replicator space with purple hair styled like Mohicans. Their hair scared small children and the Furlings, who for the big giant they owned were rather timid and unlikely to cause a fuss for Baal's friend and pet kangaroo Cecil. Jack then began 'Macgyvering' a complex system of highly explosive bombs to flush down his kitchen sink which he'd brought in his backpack as usual.
"Carter! how does this freakin' Goa'uld doohickey work again!"
"Sirrrrr you should know by now that quarks and Guinness cannot always stop the Four Horsemen who wear pretty itsy-bitsy tutus."
"But Daniel always hated the fabric, even after Teal'c shot it with several small painful raised eyebrow stares."
"Ok guys how about we stop at the local hobby shop to purchase magnets, glue, pPaper clips and clarinet reeds to fix the amazing pre-fab housing unit so we can make MacGyver envious! I really, really think we should get some chinese chopsticks to use to kick Yu's little black book but without destroying the time continuum or South Africa. whichever is more important to the Chevron Guy," answered Sam and Daniel Leaping up from there comfortable place with Zats firing.
"Why are you all over the weird multicoloured couch?"
Jack said, "It's very unhealthy for the mating storks and other lifeforms that like to search for the hidden birthday presents purple and orange under those cushions!"
"That makes me really quite hungry,

DJFavorite
April 30th, 2004, 09:28 PM
for fruit loops

dipsofjazz
May 1st, 2004, 09:03 AM
for breakfast, and

SeaBee
May 1st, 2004, 09:37 AM
a long hot

the_fours
May 1st, 2004, 09:58 AM
bath in warm

David
May 1st, 2004, 11:03 AM
slithery larval Goa'uld.

Sparki101
May 2nd, 2004, 10:58 AM
"Yeuch" Daniel grimaced,

Scarym1
May 2nd, 2004, 01:46 PM
"Ditto" says Jack.

spg_1983
May 2nd, 2004, 03:19 PM
yummy said teal'c

dipsofjazz
May 2nd, 2004, 06:33 PM
Give me a

Sparki101
May 2nd, 2004, 08:12 PM
eyeball any day.

SGSlugger
May 3rd, 2004, 11:57 AM
Just then Jonas

Tok'Ra Hostess
May 4th, 2004, 10:06 AM
slipped on a

Crazedwraith
May 4th, 2004, 12:38 PM
active stargate and

the dancer of spaz
May 4th, 2004, 07:12 PM
started to cry

Crazedwraith
May 7th, 2004, 09:29 AM
started to cry
"Why me! what

DJFavorite
May 7th, 2004, 11:04 AM
is that blue

SGSlugger
May 7th, 2004, 11:59 AM
pudding doing over

Crazedwraith
May 7th, 2004, 02:21 PM
there with Chevron

spg_1983
May 7th, 2004, 04:36 PM
guy's purple cat

the dancer of spaz
May 8th, 2004, 12:07 AM
guy's purple cat
for Pete's sake!"

Champos
May 8th, 2004, 06:15 AM
"Don't ask me...

the_fours
May 8th, 2004, 07:01 AM
i just work

Crazedwraith
May 8th, 2004, 08:55 AM
at MacDonalds, I

spg_1983
May 8th, 2004, 10:39 AM
eat goa'uld larvae

Crazedwraith
May 8th, 2004, 02:52 PM
in plastic form

Teal'c
May 8th, 2004, 03:02 PM
Nobody ever says

spg_1983
May 8th, 2004, 03:03 PM
Nobody ever says
what underwear they

Crazedwraith
May 8th, 2004, 03:16 PM
wear on P9X56T

SGSlugger
May 8th, 2004, 03:52 PM
(New Paragraph)
Felger appeared and

Champos
May 8th, 2004, 11:22 PM
Why don't we

Supreme Commander Thor
May 8th, 2004, 11:29 PM
go down to

the_fours
May 9th, 2004, 05:37 AM
my lab for

Crazedwraith
May 9th, 2004, 09:31 AM
hot steamy lovin'

DJFavorite
May 9th, 2004, 04:17 PM
bowl of cereal

the dancer of spaz
May 10th, 2004, 09:58 PM
bowl of cereal

, eh? Fruit Loops?

Champos
May 10th, 2004, 11:08 PM
"Can we have

Supreme Commander Thor
May 10th, 2004, 11:36 PM
a moment to

Champos
May 10th, 2004, 11:44 PM
thank the gods

Supreme Commander Thor
May 10th, 2004, 11:49 PM
for all they

spg_1983
May 10th, 2004, 11:51 PM
spit on my

Supreme Commander Thor
May 11th, 2004, 12:04 AM
cornflakes.


Then, suddenly

spg_1983
May 11th, 2004, 12:07 AM
an asgard teleportation

Supreme Commander Thor
May 11th, 2004, 12:12 AM
beam goes off

Champos
May 11th, 2004, 12:35 AM
near Memphis, Tennessee

Supreme Commander Thor
May 11th, 2004, 12:38 AM
... A horse and

Coz
May 11th, 2004, 04:42 AM
a lone penguin

the_fours
May 11th, 2004, 05:03 AM
are transproted for

DJFavorite
May 11th, 2004, 06:18 AM
party decorations to

Crazedwraith
May 11th, 2004, 11:24 AM
WHSmiths. Where they

OzGirl
May 11th, 2004, 06:24 PM
get arrested for

Champos
May 11th, 2004, 08:31 PM
illegal trafficking of

the dancer of spaz
May 11th, 2004, 09:22 PM
WHSmiths. Where they

play hopscotch and

spg_1983
May 11th, 2004, 09:23 PM
sip goa'uld feces

Supreme Commander Thor
May 12th, 2004, 12:06 AM
illegal trafficking of
Romulan ale they

Champos
May 12th, 2004, 12:43 AM
[[I'm not sure where everyone is else is going, but I'm just going to follow on from Thor]]

picked up in

the_fours
May 12th, 2004, 08:18 AM
an ulternate reality

(folks i know that a lot of posts can come in at the same time but please try to keep up, i have no authority on this but i think its best to ignore the following)

play hopscotch and

sip goa'uld feces

sorry to those who posted them.

please continue and do not respond to this part

Crazedwraith
May 12th, 2004, 01:48 PM
[[I'm not sure where everyone is else is going, but I'm just going to follow on from Thor]]

picked up in


a monster truck

Champos
May 12th, 2004, 07:59 PM
from Kuala Lumpur.

Crazedwraith
May 13th, 2004, 01:59 PM
" Well I can't

Champos
May 13th, 2004, 08:46 PM
forget about the

Crazedwraith
May 15th, 2004, 06:55 AM
amazing kiss, Carter

Champos
May 17th, 2004, 12:22 AM
promised to give

hobbitsrul
May 17th, 2004, 08:29 AM
you when she

Crazedwraith
May 17th, 2004, 09:58 AM
got very horny

DJFavorite
May 17th, 2004, 11:55 AM
cows for Christmas

SGSlugger
May 17th, 2004, 02:03 PM
from Teal'c who

Crazedwraith
May 17th, 2004, 02:45 PM
also gave Jack

Champos
May 18th, 2004, 02:44 AM
a fishing rod.

Crazedwraith
May 27th, 2004, 10:37 AM
Then, Thor appeared

SGSlugger
May 27th, 2004, 11:49 AM
with a taco,

Crazedwraith
May 27th, 2004, 01:18 PM
and halfa dozen

hobbitsrul
May 28th, 2004, 07:41 AM
donuts to give

Crazedwraith
May 28th, 2004, 11:20 AM
to Teal'c for

SGSlugger
May 28th, 2004, 11:53 AM
handing over the

Crazedwraith
May 29th, 2004, 04:50 AM
magic purple telephone

SGSlugger
May 29th, 2004, 06:17 AM
with which Carter

Crazedwraith
May 29th, 2004, 10:40 AM
uses to call

hobbitsrul
June 2nd, 2004, 07:32 AM
all her buddies

Dramaqueen
June 2nd, 2004, 10:23 AM
to tell them

Crazedwraith
June 4th, 2004, 03:13 PM
that Chevron Nine

hobbitsrul
June 11th, 2004, 09:55 AM
is really cool

Dramaqueen
June 11th, 2004, 10:09 AM
but has no

Crazedwraith
June 11th, 2004, 11:59 AM
real purpose'n life.

Greesha
June 13th, 2004, 05:05 PM
Then Sam heard

SGSlugger
June 13th, 2004, 08:05 PM
Jack say that

Crazedwraith
June 14th, 2004, 08:11 AM
Dannyboi was about

Dramaqueen
June 18th, 2004, 12:45 PM
to dial up

Crazedwraith
June 18th, 2004, 03:16 PM
Cimmeria to give

Dramaqueen
June 20th, 2004, 06:30 AM
Teal'c the opportunity

Greesha
June 22nd, 2004, 05:34 AM
to find a

Crazedwraith
June 22nd, 2004, 06:07 AM
5000 year old

Dramaqueen
June 22nd, 2004, 12:18 PM
Goa'uld queen who

Crazedwraith
June 22nd, 2004, 01:30 PM
killed his mother.

Dramaqueen
June 27th, 2004, 04:52 AM
But unfortunately Teal'c

Jafana
June 27th, 2004, 07:42 PM
could not read

Crazedwraith
June 28th, 2004, 04:07 AM
the ancient tablet

Dramaqueen
June 29th, 2004, 10:04 AM
which would have

Crazedwraith
June 29th, 2004, 10:11 AM
assured his venegance

SGSlugger
June 30th, 2004, 11:41 AM
on the unsepecting

Crazedwraith
June 30th, 2004, 02:46 PM
Goa'uld Queen. "so...

hobbitsrul
July 3rd, 2004, 05:21 PM
now what do

David
July 3rd, 2004, 07:38 PM
the little nanites

AbydosTraveller
July 3rd, 2004, 08:26 PM
who followed breadcrumbs

David
July 3rd, 2004, 08:28 PM
do with windmills?"

Dramaqueen
July 4th, 2004, 03:09 AM
"Theoretically they just

hobbitsrul
July 4th, 2004, 09:30 AM
have to go

AbydosTraveller
July 4th, 2004, 07:24 PM
along with whatever

David
July 4th, 2004, 07:28 PM
their god commands."

hobbitsrul
July 5th, 2004, 02:44 PM
"Oh I see,

David
July 6th, 2004, 06:46 AM
so what's happening

hobbitsrul
July 8th, 2004, 01:19 PM
isn't a coincidence

David
July 8th, 2004, 03:33 PM
if you take

hobbitsrul
July 9th, 2004, 04:57 PM
the time to

David
July 10th, 2004, 07:14 AM
pray to Baal

hobbitsrul
July 10th, 2004, 04:41 PM
and really think

David
July 10th, 2004, 05:04 PM
that he cares

vikingjedi
July 11th, 2004, 04:25 AM
you are completely

hobbitsrul
July 16th, 2004, 03:18 PM
mental. So let's

Jafana
July 17th, 2004, 02:55 AM
all just sit

dipsofjazz
July 17th, 2004, 03:51 AM
down and put

Sobek
July 18th, 2004, 09:18 AM
things in our

David
July 24th, 2004, 07:07 AM
proper sarcophagii so

Crazedwraith
July 26th, 2004, 05:48 AM
Anubis wont kill

David
July 26th, 2004, 06:25 AM
or use his

hobbitsrul
July 27th, 2004, 09:43 AM
ribbon device against

AbydosTraveller
July 27th, 2004, 09:47 AM
the most holy

David
July 27th, 2004, 10:17 AM
dang keron that

Crazedwraith
July 27th, 2004, 11:23 AM
ever was. Meanwhile...

David
July 27th, 2004, 01:14 PM
on the Ha'tak

Crazedwraith
July 27th, 2004, 02:36 PM
Supreme System Lord

David
July 27th, 2004, 02:42 PM
Ra was squeegeeing

Crazedwraith
July 28th, 2004, 04:50 AM
his first prime's

AbydosTraveller
July 30th, 2004, 12:20 PM
Mighty Spongebob

Crazedwraith
July 30th, 2004, 12:58 PM
with highly erotic

AbydosTraveller
July 30th, 2004, 09:17 PM
Toaster ovens, when

Kliggins
July 31st, 2004, 01:23 AM
sparks went flying and

Crazedwraith
July 31st, 2004, 04:43 AM
Mighty Spongebob's Head

David
July 31st, 2004, 09:18 AM
was possessed by

Jafana
July 31st, 2004, 09:27 AM
an evil bunny

Crazedwraith
July 31st, 2004, 01:11 PM
,who's sole desire

David
July 31st, 2004, 06:02 PM
was to eat

Kliggins
July 31st, 2004, 10:48 PM
the plant overtaking the SGC

Crazedwraith
August 1st, 2004, 11:51 AM
by using the hypermegadoodad.

(Pst Kliggins your only supposed to type 3 words.)

EDIT changed Hypermeagdo-dad to hypermegadoodad, to make it technically one word.

AbydosTraveller
August 1st, 2004, 08:21 PM
Suddenly, Teal'c realized

Crazedwraith
August 2nd, 2004, 03:35 AM
the hypermegadoodad was

Kliggins
August 2nd, 2004, 08:27 AM
getting ready to

(Sorry, won't happen again)

David
August 4th, 2004, 06:58 PM
store some of

Jafana
August 4th, 2004, 07:04 PM
the power leaking

Crazedwraith
August 5th, 2004, 02:52 PM
from Carter's crotch

DJFavorite
August 5th, 2004, 03:18 PM
rocket motorbike so

Crazedwraith
August 6th, 2004, 03:43 AM
it could be...

(Out-of story: What excatly is a crotch rocket motorbike?)

DJFavorite
August 6th, 2004, 05:42 AM
a little funny


(Out-of-story: They are also known as bullet bikes, the type you have to lean over/down to grab the handlebars.)

Crazedwraith
August 29th, 2004, 02:34 PM
and very slightly..