Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SGA)

[Pharaoh Atem]

OK your a member of a SGA team and you are on a alien world

what is the some of the things you would not what to hear come over your radio from a fellow team members

must be Stargate Atlantis

[Lokii]

"Who filled the ammo packs with candy bars..... RODNEY YOU IDIOT!!!!"

[Syera]

"Hey, I just found this glowing, ticking thing - will you come here and check it out?"

[mckaychick]

Hey did I forget to mention the dhd in this puddle jumper is not working anymore

[Syera]

"Uh... bad news. The Wraith just beamed away the DHD..."

[Drizzt Do'Urden]

Mckay: "Dr. Weir now if every thing goes according to plan I can recharge this ZPM if not then we'll all blow up"

Wier: "be careful Rodney"

Mckay: "It's okay I'm almost finished. OH my God What the!..."

ten minute silence

Mckay: "It's okay i just knocked my coffee off the table and all over my lap

[Commander Jumper]

Weir :Teyla did you see John today
Teyla: Yeah
Weir: Report
Teyla: He's looking hella sexy
Weir: Good job.....I'm looking forward to the recon pictures
Teyla: yeah...I'm looking forward to the ones you took of him alseep
Weir: oh one more thing Teyla
Teyla: yeah?
Weir: has Rodney installed the Camera in Johns shower yet?
Teyla: affirmative
John: you guys are aware every one with a radio just heard you???
Weir: opps
John: and that the gate is dialed in to Eath???
Teyla: uh oh
Landry: Dr.Weir I'm requesting my copies of the pictures...are they in yet?

[Elles]

Weir :Teyla did you see John today
Teyla: Yeah
Weir: Report
Teyla: He's looking hella sexy
Weir: Good job.....I'm looking forward to the recon pictures
Teyla: yeah...I'm looking forward to the ones you took of him alseep
Weir: oh one more thing Teyla
Teyla: yeah?
Weir: has Rodney installed the Camera in Johns shower yet?
Teyla: affirmative
John: you guys are aware every one with a radio just heard you???
Weir: opps
John: and that the gate is dialed in to Eath???
Teyla: uh oh
Landry: Dr.Weir I'm requesting my copies of the pictures...are they in yet?

McKay: Darn it! I thought I was relaying those pictures to Landry on a secure frequency. Sorry John, they just got posted on the internet.
Ronon: *dreamy voice* So they have been...
Sheppard:
McKay: Look at the bright side! You're already the tenth most recognizeable person in Japan!

[gatebuster64]

John:OMG, i can't believe i left my pants back at ATLANTIS, that explains why the Wraith aren't firing at us
Wraith: Droooooooooool

[Commander Jumper]

McKay: Darn it! I thought I was relaying those pictures to Landry on a secure frequency. Sorry John, they just got posted on the internet.
Ronon: *dreamy voice* So they have been...
Sheppard:
McKay: Look at the bright side! You're already the tenth most recognizeable person in Japan!

*giggles* OMG stop my sides hurt

[2ndgenerationalteran]

radio huh?

this is 93.9 Genii easy listeneing music station where we will be hearing the mournful cries of various members of the atlantis expdedition team. then a non stop 24 hour long marathon of last years winner of THE GENII IDOL!

[Lokii]

This is Pegasus Rose calling out to the Atlantis expitition, give your self to the wraith, there is really no choice.... make it easy for yourself... accept your fate..... The wraith will be coming for you soon....

[Elles]

Teyla: So Dr. Weir, how was your trip to Japan?
Weir: It was great. My favorite part of Japan, I found some very interesting DVDs on the streets of a certain person we know...
John: McKay! We can never be friends again!

[gatebuster64]

Sheppard: GET BACK TO THE GATE,WE'RE UNDER HEAVY WRAITH FIRE!
what Rodney hears on his radio: ok that'll be 2 fries, a chili chese dog, and a kee-lime slushi, your total is $5.99

[Commander Jumper]

Teyla: So Dr. Weir, how was your trip to Japan?
Weir: It was great. My favorite part of Japan, I found some very interesting DVDs on the streets of a certain person we know...
John: McKay! We can never be friends again!

Omg you are hilarious