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Alternate scene to Relevations
EXT—SPACE
[A Goa'uld mothership is orbiting a planet. An Asgard ship comes out of hyperspace.
INT—OSIRIS' SHIP—PELTAK
[Osiris is on the peltak, viewing the two ships through the screen.]
JAFFA
The ship is Asgard. We are being hailed.
[Thor appears on the viewscreen.]
THOR
I am Thor. Supreme Commander of the Asgard fleet. Your presence here is an affront to the Asgard and violation of the Protected Planets Treaty. Leave now.
OSIRIS
I don't think so, little one. Aren’t you up past your bed time?
THOR
Who in the hell to you think you are?
OSIRIS
I am the great god Osiris and gods cannot be destroyed. You should know that.
THOR
I don’t have time for this **** If you do not comply, I will be forced to open fire.
OSIRIS
Oh hurt me little man, hurt me.
THOR
You asked for it *****.
JAFFA
Enemy ship is powering weapons.
[Thor fires on Osiris but the weapons fire is absorbed by the shields.]
JAFFA
Shields are holding.
JAFFA 2
The ship remains undamaged.
THOR
Crap…..WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?
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