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June 14th, 2006, 01:30 PM
Ok, this thread is sort of going to be like the 'Face Of Boe Great Secret Speculation Thread'. Basically, what do you think it said on the wall in 'The Impossible Planet'? It can be anything that you can come up with.

June 14th, 2006, 01:40 PM

Please refrain from smoking unless in the designated smoking areas.
All nationals arriving from dark realm countries please progress to arrivals,
All non-dr nationals please progress to immigration.
Please have passports ready to be incinerated.

The Signal
June 15th, 2006, 02:54 AM
"Theres no black hole like home"

Metarock Sam
June 15th, 2006, 06:31 AM
Beware of the Beast
If you are dismemberd in anyway call this number
999 999 999

June 15th, 2006, 07:31 AM
Welcome To Hell,

I, The Beast, am out at the moment. If you need to be shown around please ask my father Lucifer or my son Damian for help. I will return to claim your souls on 6:06:06. Enjoy your stay near the black hole.

June 16th, 2006, 08:17 AM
If you are reading this, you've gone the wrong way.

Please go back the way you came and do not look behind you.

The Prophet
June 16th, 2006, 08:19 AM
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

The Signal
June 16th, 2006, 10:28 AM
Thanks, I was just starting to get over the constant reading of that soding sonnet over and over for English coursework and you bring it back up *grabs flame thrower*:mad: :P j/k

My guess, its the recipe for KFC chicken skin.

The Prophet
June 16th, 2006, 12:10 PM
My guess, its the recipe for KFC chicken skin.

1 German Sheppard
1ml of Hot sauce
100lbs of Fingernails
100ml of nitrogen Trioxide

... lol

June 16th, 2006, 01:18 PM
It's Bohemian Rhapsody.

Metarock Sam
June 17th, 2006, 12:20 PM
It's Bohemian Rhapsody.
LMAO thats brilliant !!!

or its 666 the number of the beast :P

BC - 303
June 17th, 2006, 12:23 PM
"you looking for a good time? Call Saten, on 666 666 666, hes one big beast"