Weir: When I find the person responsible for putting itching powder in my underwear, the story of Prometheus is going to look like NOTHING...
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"New regulations (snicker) require that anyone who (giggle) doesn't qualify for Mensa (guffaw) must be relocated off Atlantis." (Maniacal laughter.)Comment
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Sheppard: I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.Comment
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Sheppard (singing): "Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea..."Comment
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John: Elizabeth, give me back my pants!
Elizabeth: NEVER!
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John: Come on, strip poker is over, now GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!!!!!
Elizabeth: You have to WIN them back, flyboy!Comment
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"Attention, this is the laundry man and I am confiscating EVERYONE'S pants."Comment
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McKay: Ronon, I want you to marry me, can you make a commitment to do so. It's ages since I wore my miniskirt. Plus I can bear children because I used an Ancient DNA resequencer.
Weir: will the owner of this wedding dress please come...Oh McKay please get your wedding dress.
Shepherd: McKay has just had sex with Ronon, everybody get to your quarters. Daedalus, prepare to beam Rodney and Ronon into space now, this an emergency.
Teyla:McKay, Ronon, please base jump off the central spire of Atlantis, that is Dr. Weir's order.
alot of McKay/Ronon bashing, this is funny!Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Attention: The male/female mud wrestling contest will begin in 15 minutes...WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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They have mud?
"Attention - the comm systems are going down. Messages will have to be relayed via handwritten notes."Comment
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Yup imported just for the eventOriginally posted by SyeraThey have mud?
"Attention - the comm systems are going down. Messages will have to be relayed via handwritten notes."WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?Comment
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paper planesOriginally posted by SyeraThey have mud?
"Attention - the comm systems are going down. Messages will have to be relayed via handwritten notes."Comment
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lol, yelling really loudlyOriginally posted by Trek_Girl42Comment
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wier: it turns out the wraith are alergic to hair spray, found out by sheperd. but it requires alot of it. or it could be the floral scenting...
shep: hey, i dont use that much, and its not floral!
while back on earth.
Major Hair Spray companies: why do the military want 100,000 bottles of maximum stregnth floral scented hair spray?Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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"Oh, fruddled gruntbuggly!"Comment
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