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    Hammond - Apophis and Anubis are still alive and are eating all the blue jello in the mess hall...
    O'Neill: I'll get my gun sir.

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      Sam: GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE JELLO OR I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU BOTH WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!!!!!!
      All Men: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
      Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
      SG2

      I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

      Spoiler:

      Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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        Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
        Sam: GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE JELLO OR I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU BOTH WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!!!!!!
        All Men: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
        ROFL that's a good one!

        janet: euh sam, there are no more plastic spoons. they used them all
        Thank you Jenova Synthesis



        Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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          O'Neill - I've eaten all of the blue jello of the whole planet...
          Sam: So does that mean???
          O'Neill: Yep, we have green, red, orange and yellow jello left...

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            Originally posted by Allestian
            O'Neill - I've eaten all of the blue jello of the whole planet...
            Sam: So does that mean???
            O'Neill: Yep, we have green, red, orange and yellow jello left...
            Medical Team to Gen. O'Neill's Office. Security to level fifteen.. Use Caution, Col. Carter is armed and Dangerous.
            Sir, Request permission to beat the... out of this man"

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              Nice continuation on that one.

              Originally posted by aacid
              Medical Team to Gen. O'Neill's Office. Security to level fifteen.. Use Caution, Col. Carter is armed and Dangerous.
              Security to levels 15, 16, 19, 25, 32, 41, 48...never mind...security to all levels...oh wait...security to the outside...what do you mean all the blue jello has gone??? Let's go!!! Security...try and stop us!!!

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                Erm....has anyone on the base found my metal robot....it looks like its made of lego parts but it's not. Just make sure you don't let it near other metal objects if you do see it. Thank you.

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                  Medical team to Dr. Felger's lab...he found the robot and it was near metal objects...bring a clean up team with you too..
                  Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                  SG2

                  I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                  Spoiler:

                  Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                    Walter: Unscheduled off world activation... OH MY GOD! Michael Jackson just came through the Stargate! Get a security team down here right now!

                    To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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                      Jack: Michael Jackson?!? 6-6-06 was a few days ago!
                      Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                      SG2

                      I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                      Spoiler:

                      Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                        Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
                        Jack: Michael Jackson?!? 6-6-06 was a few days ago!

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                          Daniel: Maybe he got thrown off by planetary drift...
                          Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                          SG2

                          I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                          Spoiler:

                          Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                            Unrecognized voice: What's this spider like robot doing in the power distribtion center-- AHHHH!

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                              Replicator Carter: WE'RE BAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!!
                              Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                              SG2

                              I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                              Spoiler:

                              Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                                Teal’c: These people you are referring to are not trustworthy and can attack you at any moment?
                                O’Neill: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
                                Teal’c: I would remove them as a threat O’Neill.
                                O’Neill: Come again
                                Teal’c: I would engage them in one on one combat to the death
                                O’Neill: I can go and start killing politicans Teal’c
                                Teal’c: Why? You said it yourself they…
                                :::High pitched squeal:::
                                O’Neill: Crap the intercom is on…..
                                Teal’c Crap indeed
                                WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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