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    #61
    Mrs Jackson would you please come down to the SGC as Daniel has scrubbed his knee and wants his didums kissing all better.....damm...now where's the phone!?

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      #62
      hellooooo!!! Can someone help me? I've fallen and I can't get up!
      Thank you Jenova Synthesis



      Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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        #63
        It saddens me to report we've lost a important member of SGC (Stargate Cafteria): Blue Jello.
        I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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          #64
          Originally posted by Kindhoney
          It saddens me to report we've lost a important member of SGC (Stargate Cafteria): Blue Jello.
          *big cries Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo*

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            #65
            "Yeah, the gate's not real. As they step through it we inject them with some dillusion emitter that makes them think they're on another planet. While really they're asleep in the inifirmary."

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              #66
              "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
              A beautiful day for a neighbor.
              Would you be mine?
              Could you be mine?...

              It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
              A neighborly day for a beauty.
              Would you be mine?
              Could you be mine?...

              I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
              I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

              So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
              Since we're together we might as well say:
              Would you be mine?
              Could you be mine?
              Won't you be my neighbor?
              Won't you please,
              Won't you please?
              Please won't you be my neighbor?"
              WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                #67
                The Atlantis theme tune.

                What confusion there would be

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                  #68
                  "Unauthorized off world activation. Security..... ah who cares....."
                  WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                    #69
                    ... so give me a siiiiiiiign. Hit me baby one more time!

                    (for those who have taste: it's a britney spears song. I looked up the lyrics)

                    Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                    Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by keshya
                      ... so give me a siiiiiiiign. Hit me baby one more time!
                      i knew teal'c would break out of his shell someday
                      https://twitter.com/#!/Solar_wind84

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                        #71
                        lol
                        Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                        Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                          #72
                          "Manicures and Pedicures will begin in 10 minutes in the briefing room"
                          WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                            #73
                            Prostration is in 2 hours someone makes sure jack attends this time
                            https://twitter.com/#!/Solar_wind84

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                              #74
                              "Attention, it has been brought to my attention that the intercom is down... wait a second... FELGER!"

                              "Frak That Cylon Helio!"

                              "Whispering from The Others"

                              "The Dharma Swan Station Alarm going off...."

                              "04 08 15 16 23 42 108" Over & over again....

                              "Stargate... Noun.... A Device left behind by..."

                              "Attention, A n00b has just come through the Stargate! He is Dribbling on the General's Shoes!"

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                                #75
                                "Warning warp core breech in progress...."
                                WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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