View Full Version : Rules for being a Prior

May 18th, 2006, 03:22 AM
Ok, i came up with this just now- Prior rules-
1. You have to have blue icky skin
2. You have to love the Ori
3. You have to like carring around a stick
4. You have to be able to read the book of Origin in one sitting without getting bored.
5. You must include the word Ori in you everyday speech in every sentence you read or write.

Now it's your turn, make up some good Ori rules

Lord Zedd
May 18th, 2006, 03:51 AM
You have to go over to unbelievers and convince them to follow Origin.
You have to like killing unbelievers who don't follow the will of the Ori.

May 18th, 2006, 04:05 AM
You have to like looking like a ghost.

You have to be comfortable being on fire.

May 18th, 2006, 06:24 AM
Uh, you have to like quote bible-like quotes (which is what drives some of us christians crazy)

You have to wear Jedi-like robes and talk like you're better than everyone else.

The words Hallowed are the Ori must be said at least twice in two minutes

Major Gambit
May 18th, 2006, 12:57 PM
Must be ok with facepaint

Must be ok with talking to a fireplace

Must have a passion for burned lifeless bodies

May 21st, 2006, 11:57 AM
Must love being a brainwashed serial killer.

May 22nd, 2006, 12:09 PM
Must be an older male that wasn't good looking to begin with.

May 22nd, 2006, 01:52 PM
you must like wieldig god-like powers:lol:

May 22nd, 2006, 02:38 PM
You have to be stoic and use a cliche every five seconds.