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Jumper One
April 30th, 2006, 06:31 AM
(If there is already a thread like this, please merge/delete or do whatever it is you do with threads like this :))

Okay, here's how it works. I start off with a pun using terms from Stargate, and someone tries to answer with another.Then they ask, one, and the next person answers and asks, etc.

I realize how ridiculously hard this is, so if you can't answer with a pun, thats ok, just post whatever puns you have, not necessasarily in question/amswer form. :)


I'll start with:

What's zat?

4prettierships
April 30th, 2006, 08:14 PM
What's zat?

I don't know but what's it doing over Thor?

(It's all I could think of :p)

Rodan5757
May 1st, 2006, 06:03 AM
Loki what I got!

(This is ridiculously hard!!!)

Flygirl
May 1st, 2006, 06:08 AM
Ka Ka Ka Kawoosh!!!!!! Bless you :)

I think URGO I am

I know it's bad ;p

4prettierships
May 1st, 2006, 08:23 AM
This is so hard!! I can't think of anything!! :(

Jumper One
May 1st, 2006, 08:27 AM
This is so hard!! I can't think of anything!! :(

I know... that occured to me after I made the thread... :)

I find they come to you eaiser if you're not thinking about them :)

Anubis69
May 1st, 2006, 03:35 PM
This is just terrible. I Apologise in advance...

HEY! You could take my Ori out with that thing!

I'll apologise afterwards as well...

Eoin
May 1st, 2006, 03:49 PM
lol, ive been trying to come up with one for the last 10 minutes, with no luck i might add :P

This is extremely hard :eek: (for me anyway :o)

Missster.Freeman
May 1st, 2006, 05:23 PM
Those pesky li'l Replicators, they sure were a Thor(n) in the side for the Asgard.

LOL Excuse me, I've a Prior engagement. *runs* :P

4prettierships
May 1st, 2006, 06:29 PM
Ridiculously hard!!! I think we will end up using the same things over and over!! Yet here's my controbution for the day!!

Isn't the ORIzon beautiful today!?

Flygirl
May 2nd, 2006, 02:59 AM
Throw the Baal!!!

Sorry,had to be said....

ReganX
May 2nd, 2006, 05:29 AM
Ka Ka Ka Kawoosh!!!!!! Bless you :)

Bless Yu.

4prettierships
May 2nd, 2006, 06:39 AM
Get Apophis *a-poph-is* :p

Rodan5757
May 2nd, 2006, 06:43 AM
They will Cronus king ... get it Cron us :D

Yea, it's bad...I know, but this is tough :P

jazz!
May 2nd, 2006, 12:37 PM
What colour/color do Jaffa least like!? Goa'uld ...

..... is that even a pun..........

I've lost my atoNIEKS-naks :(

Rodan5757
May 2nd, 2006, 12:40 PM
Goa'uld are you?

...If you didn't get it your not saying Goa'uld right, try it *Gow old*...tee hee...get it? Gow old are you? :P

Flygirl
May 2nd, 2006, 12:50 PM
:teyla: Need a Teyla? Try Saville Row! s'good for suits

Sha're and Sha're alike

*zat me now!*

jazz!
May 2nd, 2006, 01:13 PM
Help me, I'm Ronan down the hill :o

When cold, do as the Asgard and: Thor...

Flygirl
May 2nd, 2006, 02:19 PM
I'll have a big Mac(kay) and cheese, please

Arrrgghhhh hellllpp

Allestian
May 2nd, 2006, 02:27 PM
Weir are you???
Weir am I???
Weir you going to say something???

Sorry but I had to let them go...

:D

Missster.Freeman
May 2nd, 2006, 03:11 PM
He's footba'al crazy, he's footba'al mad.

HowZat for a pun then? :P Okay, I'll make like a tree and leave. :vortex04:

Jumper One
May 2nd, 2006, 03:43 PM
Sorry guys, but as of this point, I'm discontinuing the whole green for puns thing (at least for every single one). I can see now that this thread is very much alive and kicking, and doesn't need the added insentive of rep. points for each post. The offer was for a limited time only, after all. :)

Your puns are great, keep 'em coming! :)

4prettierships
May 2nd, 2006, 03:49 PM
What colour/color do Jaffa least like!? Goa'uld ...

..... is that even a pun..........

I've lost my atoNIEKS-naks :(

I don't know but it's a PUNny joke!!!

:p

Sam fisher
May 2nd, 2006, 07:21 PM
Whats the Free Jaffa favorite color? Teal'c. Get it, Teal, Teal'c? Never mind.

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 01:11 AM
O'Neill before me, I am your God! I am y'know! :P

jazz!
May 3rd, 2006, 02:08 AM
Did you hear that!? There's a Nox at the door ...

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 02:17 AM
You gotta do it as unas possible!!

*wimper*

jazz!
May 3rd, 2006, 02:48 AM
So how many came!?

Camelot...

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 03:10 AM
So how many came!?

Camelot...
S'funny hahahaha have green:)

Shol shol shol'va!!!!
Damn these allergies, Wheres my tissues cos Wraithwarrior's got my meds!!!!!!

ohmigod*groan*

Allestian
May 3rd, 2006, 03:44 AM
Radek a bye baby in a treetop...

LOL

That was bad.

:D

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 03:48 AM
It was good lol

Don't want to hurt your furlings...........feelings.Get it?

*zat me plzzzzz*

Allestian
May 3rd, 2006, 03:53 AM
I could do this Ori could do that.

:D

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 03:59 AM
A A A A SHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ohfercryinoutloud!!!!!!!Damn allergies ROTFLMAO at this point. There's no hope:eek:

*zaaatttttt me quick*

Allestian
May 3rd, 2006, 04:17 AM
Emmagen there or Emmagen here???

(If it is pronounced Em - agen)

LOL

Rodan5757
May 3rd, 2006, 05:39 AM
That color Becket's you :P

Rodan5757
May 3rd, 2006, 05:41 AM
Nirti! Nirti!
God Bless You!

Ah, Flygirl, you gave me your cold! :P

If you want me to zat you, Where are you zat? :P

Allestian
May 3rd, 2006, 05:49 AM
Asgards walked past the castle...

:D

Padme18
May 3rd, 2006, 07:39 AM
Teyla's a story!

Instead of tell us...

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 09:20 AM
Hammond eggs. With a cup of Tea(l'c).

breakfast anyone?

At least I'm not sneezing anymore,,,,,,,,,ca ca ca CASSIE!!! darn

Rodan5757
May 3rd, 2006, 09:21 AM
I Cassie, I'm Blind!!!

Get it, cas see...can't see...hahahahahaha! :D

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 09:24 AM
I Cassie, I'm Blind!!!

Get it, cas see...can't see...hahahahahaha! :D
Mwahahahha.....

lemme get you a cold cloth for your ori's!!!!!!!!!!!

**ZAT ME**

Rodan5757
May 3rd, 2006, 09:26 AM
How about a how down...anyone know how to Doci Doe...:D

Mickey23
May 3rd, 2006, 09:29 AM
How about a how down...anyone know how to Doci Doe...:D


Ha ha ha ha ha!! I found this one really funny!

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 09:30 AM
How about a how down...anyone know how to Doci Doe...:D
The kwnow how to docidoe
well you either hathor you haven't

:S:S:S

Missster.Freeman
May 3rd, 2006, 09:42 AM
Here's a little tune for all you Ronan Dex fangrrls - Da Doo Ronan. He just keep on Ronan. :P

I met him in the forest and my heart stood still
Da doo ronan ron Da doo ronan

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 11:57 AM
Hey dude, got some rockin' music on my mp5 player.

*crawlin' in a corner*

Rodan5757
May 3rd, 2006, 12:00 PM
I Nox on the door to see if anyone is home!!!
Is zat you?
zat is, zat is!

jazz!
May 3rd, 2006, 12:02 PM
Hey dude, got some rockin' music on my mp5 player.

*crawlin' in a corner*

hmmm... ammo gonna need some more of those rockin' tunes =/

They Tok'ra apart, piece by piece =p

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 12:07 PM
hmmm... ammo gonna need some more of those rockin' tunes =/

They Tok'ra apart, piece by piece =p
Got some iris jingles for ya


*!*

The Prophet
May 3rd, 2006, 12:14 PM
Arghh! I've trapped by Foot! This Tree's got a Foothold on me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alien
Alien Who?
Alien over!

How do you Open a New Page on a Ancient Keyboard?
Alt+Terra+N!

Ori't? (All right?)

I hung a Wraith at Christmas (Wreath)

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 12:19 PM
I shop at Argos!!!!!

*mwhahahahahahaha ha sorry*

Flygirl
May 3rd, 2006, 12:27 PM
Don't lie to me, you LYA!!!

:) :S

I'll have a Jack Daniels :D

jazz!
May 3rd, 2006, 12:39 PM
I wouldn't mind Arthur beer =/ (half-a :) )

jazz!
May 4th, 2006, 03:50 AM
Arghh! I've trapped by Foot! This Tree's got a Foothold on me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alien
Alien Who?
Alien over!

How do you Open a New Page on a Ancient Keyboard?
Alt+Terra+N!

Ori't? (All right?)

I hung a Wraith at Christmas (Wreath)

lol Alt + Terra + N - or

Ctrl+Alt+Del when u see the: Ba'al Screen Of Death =/

CeeKay Sheppard
May 4th, 2006, 06:42 AM
I can't Emmagen what Yu could be doing with zat gun... :eek:

Rodan5757
May 4th, 2006, 06:44 AM
I can't Emmagen what Yu could be doing with zat gun... :eek:

I'll Teyla what zat gun is doing here! :P

jazz!
May 4th, 2006, 07:50 AM
Which knee hurts!?...... This knee!?

No! Danny

=/

Flygirl
May 4th, 2006, 12:47 PM
OUCH!!!! just cut myself! Gonna have a nasty skaara


:P:P:P:P:P

Padme18
May 5th, 2006, 07:48 AM
Sam's son and Delia.

Allestian
May 5th, 2006, 09:51 AM
Walter a way to go...

:D

Missster.Freeman
May 5th, 2006, 09:59 AM
I wouldn’t advise dialling out to that planet Dr Weir; the atmosphere is full of deadly Carsonogens. ;)

(carcinogens)

jazz!
May 5th, 2006, 11:56 AM
I'd like some Hammond mustard, please =/

jazz!
May 5th, 2006, 12:00 PM
I'll be there but first let me takeout the Landry

... 0.o dear

jazz!
May 5th, 2006, 03:21 PM
I'm Anubis (silent s) - don't hurt me =0

The Prophet
May 5th, 2006, 03:52 PM
I wouldn’t advise dialling out to that planet Dr Weir; the atmosphere is full of deadly Carsonogens. ;)

(carcinogens)

But if you bring along a Beckett of Brachytherapy-Juice, you just might make it! (Bucket)

(Brachytherapy-Juice?! :eek: )

Flygirl
May 6th, 2006, 03:48 AM
Weir are you going? (P)out? Put your Jacket on.

Jumper One
May 7th, 2006, 08:31 AM
You better leave, Ori'm gonna get mad! :D

Missster.Freeman
May 7th, 2006, 09:05 AM
Get the Nox outta here!

CeeKay Sheppard
May 7th, 2006, 07:20 PM
All Stargate fans are a bit Odyssey...

Odd, I see... :o

CeeKay Sheppard
May 7th, 2006, 07:22 PM
Oh, he's definitely not a vegetarian. Prometheus.

Pro-meat, he is. Sorry...

CeeKay Sheppard
May 7th, 2006, 07:28 PM
OK, I'm going to apologize in advance for this one. I don't think it needs any explanation.

Hewlett the dogs out?

Lt. Colonel Ryu Gaia
May 7th, 2006, 08:31 PM
"Hey, check out my aTAUR'I system!"
"We're under HA'TAK!"

Allestian
May 8th, 2006, 03:35 AM
Odyssey is really rough to day.

:D

CeeKay Sheppard
May 8th, 2006, 07:53 AM
Along slightly different lines:

After becoming infected with the retrovirus, Sheppard locked himself in his quarters. Weir went to see what was bugging him.


My favorite puns are Tom Swifties, so I came up with some Stargate ones:

"The Ancients left this city 10,000 years ago!" Weir said with abandon.
"Each Hive ship acts like a carrier group," McKay said Wraithfully.
"I prefer hypoxia to explosive decompression," McKay said breathlessly.
"I was on codeine for a full seven days," Sheppard said numbly.

Flygirl
May 9th, 2006, 08:27 AM
OK, I'm going to apologize in advance for this one. I don't think it needs any explanation.

Hewlett the dogs out?

.........Wraith! wraith! wraithwraithwraith!! (woof! woof woofwoofwoof! - get it??)

Sorry,,,sooooooo sorry........

I'm goin' to the shops. Anyone got a Nykl?


*Oh dear* :o :o

jazz!
May 9th, 2006, 03:22 PM
lol

Little help, my Jumpers stuck (in my stargate washing machine) :/

jazz!
May 9th, 2006, 03:25 PM
Oh no, get out of here!!! Here Coombs Felger .... =/

Flygirl
May 10th, 2006, 01:00 AM
We're going for a drink. Why don't you Jonas? Jonas-join us....get it?

uuuuugh :o

jazz!
May 11th, 2006, 07:02 AM
OK! This is getting out of hand - I think its time we Makepeace :p

jazz!
May 11th, 2006, 07:06 AM
We seem to have a Major problem here - this Colonel's for the wrong fruit :/

Missster.Freeman
May 11th, 2006, 07:53 AM
Oh for Pete's ;) sake, these puns are getting worse! :P

jazz!
May 11th, 2006, 09:05 AM
Oh for Pete's ;) sake, these puns are getting worse! :P

I know what you mean - these puns are making me feel a little Woolsey :S

Allestian
May 12th, 2006, 02:51 AM
I agree we need a SAMple of good puns.

:D

Qtyled
May 12th, 2006, 07:15 AM
Pretty soon they will start to get replicated.

OMG, that sucked.

Anubis69
May 12th, 2006, 07:24 AM
I was watching Atlantis the other night and i can't believe Shep missed this opportunity:

"Lieutenant, hold the Ford"
(fort)

Rodan5757
May 12th, 2006, 07:26 AM
Weir going to have to Ford across the river after Ronan down the hill! Is that going to be McKay with you?

:P :D

jazz!
May 12th, 2006, 11:07 AM
River!? I don't have my Selmak :/
I think I'll just finish my Jaffa cake... and pack of Jacob's Cream Crackers :/

sgeureka
May 13th, 2006, 08:29 AM
From S5's "The Warrior":

Rak'Nor: Tekma'tek.
O'Neill: Beckett'cha.
Rak'Nor: Beckett'cha.


From a joke thread years ago I remember:

Nox, Nox.
Who's there?
Yu.
Yahoo? (Yu who?)
Oh hello.

or

Soft knock on the door.
Who's there?
Amanda tapping.


I was also looking through my TVZone magazines. Some of the (lame) headline puns were:

- General Interest [For RDA]
- Major Player; Tapping the Potential [For Amanda Tapping]
- Judge For Yourself; You Be The Judge [For Chris Judge]
- Major Return [For Colin Cunningham, Major Davis]
- Master Class [For Tony Amendola, Bratac]
- The Good Sheppard [For Joe Flanigan]
- Helping Bridge The Gap [For Beau Bridges]
- Having A Baal [Cliff Simon, Baal]

jazz!
May 13th, 2006, 08:41 AM
.......

Soft knock on the door.
Who's there?
Amanda tapping.

.....




Hahahahaha.....haha...HA!


Aaaaaschen (Achu!?)
Bless Yu!

Allestian
May 13th, 2006, 08:47 AM
Beckett some food.
McKay...who left the oven on???
This thread is getting Ancient.
You see that kid??? He's such a puddle jumper (Rainy day)

:D

Missster.Freeman
May 13th, 2006, 11:34 AM
Beckett some food.
I'll have some of whatever you're having. After all, it's always better to Sha're. :P

Jumper One
May 14th, 2006, 08:40 AM
-What happened to Daniel?
-I'm afriad he's dead....alus. :P

Sam fisher
May 14th, 2006, 07:09 PM
Weir are you? (Get it? Weir, where? Never mind)

Allestian
May 15th, 2006, 03:55 AM
Weir did you get such a pun???

:D

Okay think of this in an accent - don't ask which one I dunno.

Which gate are you on about???
Stargate there!!!

(That gate there)

:D

Missster.Freeman
May 15th, 2006, 09:48 AM
Weir all going on a Sumner holiday through the Stargate.

Oh dear... :D

jazz!
May 16th, 2006, 04:50 AM
...

Okay think of this in an accent - don't ask which one I dunno.

Which gate are you on about???
Stargate there!!!

(That gate there)

:D


I was being a Pirate, Ooooo ARRRrrrrr - it worked for me :confused: :p

Flygirl
May 16th, 2006, 05:07 AM
This evening, Ladies, I'm hosting a Tuplo-ware party!.............(Tuplo-ware---tupper-ware,,,,get it?)


Ohmigads~~it gets worse!!!

How did we get in so much trouble? Hope you haven't Tollan us....................(Tollan--told on)

Yikes, I know bad!!

Syera
May 16th, 2006, 05:39 AM
Anyone remember that Weird Al song 'One More Minute'?

So I tore your name out of my Rolodex...

Every now and then I like to sing out...

So I tore your name out of my Ronon Dex...

Jumper One
May 16th, 2006, 12:30 PM
Weir all going on a Sumner holiday through the Stargate.

Oh dear... :D

:D lol

Sam fisher
May 17th, 2006, 06:57 PM
Wanna play some base ba'al?

essexgunner2003
May 17th, 2006, 07:16 PM
If she dont come up with a plan soon im going to carter out of here
:sam:

Allestian
May 21st, 2006, 05:39 AM
Oh I hate it when it is ExSam season.

Of course my maths could be worse I could be going in without a Camculator.

:D

That was bad really bad.

Anubis69
May 21st, 2006, 06:39 AM
Omac-od, these puns are getting worse! (Oh my god...)

Wait... that doesn't really even work... :S Dammit.

Major Gambit
May 21st, 2006, 09:10 AM
Close the Thor, its getting chilly.

jazz!
May 21st, 2006, 09:35 AM
This is getting beyond ridiculous, I'm gonna go Loki at other threads...

:/

Major Gambit
May 21st, 2006, 10:57 AM
He goes ORI go.

Kindhoney
May 21st, 2006, 11:54 AM
The color was TEAL'c PRIOR to black.

Allestian
May 21st, 2006, 01:14 PM
I Beckett Man U win the footie.

:D

Royal_Nonesuch
May 21st, 2006, 02:12 PM
I'll give this a shot--

"What's Goa'uld for the goose is Goa'uld for the gander"

"It's best to Lee(ve) well enough alone"

Ok that was a bad one, and violated some grammar rules.

Later,
Royal

Allestian
May 22nd, 2006, 02:49 AM
Up on those there hills is a very good Sheppard.

:D

I'll Kolya later.

:lol:

Royal_Nonesuch
May 27th, 2006, 12:18 PM
"You're Ronan my style!"

I don't know if that one will make sense lol,
Royal

jazz!
June 6th, 2006, 02:49 PM
Get Carter! I think Sam might like that movie :o

Sam fisher
August 19th, 2006, 05:59 PM
"Where is my glass of Walter?"


My worst pun yet.

jazz!
August 21st, 2006, 10:37 AM
It's has to be Oma DeSala-nated (Desalinated)

Oh dear.

stewsith
August 21st, 2006, 10:42 AM
"If you dont shut up ill amatarasu in a minuite!"

jazz!
August 28th, 2006, 02:28 PM
I love Amanda Tapping but I'd rather she stand still :p

Missster.Freeman
August 28th, 2006, 02:37 PM
^LOL! :D

Chulak a cup of tea? :P

jazz!
September 3rd, 2006, 12:46 PM
Helm: Daniel Jackson and Vala appear to be trapped on one of the Ori [Toilet] Ships, sir!

Emerson: Prep the transporter - we'll flush them out.

:o One of my few proper puns lol :D (altho the context is weird :o)