View Full Version : ~The Many Degrees of Stargate Game~

April 17th, 2006, 03:10 PM
We're all familiar with the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game*, so I thought I'd start a new game where you draw an association between the most bizarre or ordinary object, place or thing and something Stargate - a place, person or race.

1. State the bizarre association at the beginning
2. Any number of associations are allowed
3. Any person, place, or thing real or fictional is allowed - including other universes (Star Trek, Outer Limits, etc.), television shows, movies, etc - as long as it all comes back to something Stargate.
4. Keep the explaination of the association in SPOILER tags.

As in...

Nail Clippers make me cry uncontrolably.

Nail clippers - toe nails
Toe nails - ingrown toe nails
Ingrown toe nail - trip to the doctor
Trip to the doctor - seeing a doctor
Seeing a doctor - thinking of Janet
Janet - death
Death - sobbing

Samantha Carter makes me think of dog food.

Sam dated Pete Shanahan
Pete Shanahan was played by David Deluise
David Deluise did a commercial for Beneful dog food

Blue jello makes me think of dog food.

Blue jello was Urgo's favorite food
Urgo was played by Dom Deluise
Dom Deluise is the father of David Deluise
David Deluise did a commercial for Beneful dog food

Blue jello makes me think about bitting off ears.

Blue jello was Jack's favorite food when he was inhabited by Urgo.
In Upgrades, Jack and Teal'c were boxing.
In a boxing match, Mike Tyson bit off an ear.

(Took me awhile to get that one...)


April 18th, 2006, 01:51 AM
This forum gives me a headache
This is forum has this thread in it
This thread gives me a headache because i can't think of anything

Sam Carter makes me annoyed

Sam Carter is played by Amanda Tapping
Amanda Tapping guest starred on T4
T4 annoys me

Pharaoh Atem
April 18th, 2006, 05:08 AM

April 18th, 2006, 06:59 AM

The idea was to make the most bizarre associations between persons, places or things real or fictional. It was NOT to relate actors to other actors as is the point of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game. Hence - 'Blue Jello makes me think about bitting off Ears'

April 23rd, 2006, 08:38 PM
Stargates go on forever and ever.

1. Stargates are circular in nature.
2. A circle is NOT a line.
3. A circle is actually an infinite number of points, of a given radius wide, resulting in an a circumference of n-points, where as each point actually has a point in between. (Advanced geometric theory)
4. Since stargates are circles, and circles have a theoretically infinite number of points, stargates are never ending, and go on forever and ever.

May 5th, 2006, 03:33 PM
Ancient Drones to Neo

Ancient Drones we first saw, being controlled by Jack O'Neill

Jack O'Neill's head hurts when he thinks about the Matrix

The Matrix has you, Neo :p

May 9th, 2006, 01:33 PM
Burns to Goa'uld (come on, someone had to do it :P)

Burns works in Springfield
There is a Springfield in Colorado
Colorado is where the Stargate is located
The Stargate can be used to travel to other planets
Other planets are controled by Goa'uld


Burns is a character in the Simpsons
The Simpsons is Jack's favorite show
Jack fights the Goa'uld


Burns is evil/heartless/souless as are the Goa'uld :D

June 17th, 2006, 01:23 PM
goauld to easter
Machello hates the goauld
Machello appeared in an episode named Holiday
Easter is a holiday

Major Gambit
June 18th, 2006, 01:51 PM
Bra'tac makes me think of the 1400's

Bra'tac is played by Tony Amendola
Tony was in "The Mask of Zorro"
Zorro has people with spanish accents
mexico speaks spanish
there is a problem with mexico and immegration
Christopher Columbus immigrated here from spain
he did that in the 1400's

Oneill reminds me off Mcdonalds

Oneill left in season 9
the number 9 rhymes with the word "rhyme"
my favorite rhyme is Humptey Dumptey
Humptey Dumptey was an egg
you can get eggs at Mcdonalds