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    Humorous Defeats of The Ori

    Humorous defeats of the Ori and how to continue the series.

    Okay the Wraith come warping into the Galaxy and they're stopped by the Replicator ship

    Yo what's this?
    Replicator: bbrrzzzaaapp we want your bling!
    Wraith: eh?
    Replicator: your tech, n00bs
    Whatever we'll suck your souls out
    Replicators board the Wraith ship as humanform
    Wraith gets all fast on em and tries to suck their souls out
    Wraith: eh? WTF! you're not alive!
    Replicator: duh...
    Replicator tries to take a bite out of the Wraith ship
    Replicator: eh? this IS alive!
    Wraith: duh...
    they stare at each other
    Replicator: you going to earth?
    Wraith: yup
    Replicator: so what are you all going to do?
    We're coming to feed on the humans
    Replicator: o rly?
    Wraith: yup, let's team up
    Replicator: 'k

    so the Wraith and the Replicators join forces in a fleet and head towards Earth

    meanwhile...


    The Toilets of Doom are on a direct course for the heart of their problems, Earth. They destroy everything in their path. All hope is lost...

    Replicator: Hey man check out that Flying Commode of Shining Death!
    Wraith: weird
    Replicator: It's tech we want!
    hey what about earth?
    Replicator: forget you we want tech!
    fhegs...
    Replicator: later losers!

    The Ori ships are attacked by the Replicator Icicle Ship. Without much event the Ori ships are consumed and the troops freak the hell out but are gracefully beamed out by the Asgard and Earth ships who came to see what the fuss was all about.

    Ori Troops: omg haXors! all our base are belong to them! argh
    EarthHumans: (play theatrical music) werd, that's why we are here to save your sorry butts
    Ori Troops: oh thanks. Hallowed are the Ori
    EarthHumans: what the hell? GTFO!
    beams ori troops to the wraith
    EarthHumans: that'll keep them busy...
    Ori Troops: now wtf
    SWEET!
    Ori Troops: whotf are you?
    your new masters...
    Ori Troops: the hell you are. Hallowed are the Ori
    Or you'll what? die scum (sucks soul out of the Ori Troops)
    Ori Troops: OMG all our base are belong to them 2! we are so pwned!
    (gobble gobble suck soul suck soul)

    now that they have whetted their appetite the Wraith continue towards earth but are stopped by a strange looking Toilet of Doom with an Icicle Sticking out of it.

    Wraith: Check that out...this place is weird
    Replicator beams aboard: Greetings
    oh you again
    Replicator: das right we are going to really destroy earth now!
    Wraith: Wait no we need them for feeding!
    Replicator: Snooze you lose!
    Wraith: We'll see about that you hacks!

    the wraith and the replicators get into a big battle where the wraith stunners turn out to EMP the replicators and the replicators slice through the wraith like nothing else. The numbers on both sides dwindle to nothing... the ships slowly drift into the darkness of space...

    but all is not over!

    PHHWOOSSSHH!!! A giant Super Ha'tak with a big honking space gun hypers into the Solar System.


    Apophis: BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD!!
    Baal: OMG don't you ever go away?
    Apophis Look who's talking, least I'm not a clone
    Baal: yeah, and at least people can look at my face without cringing
    Apophis: DIE!!!
    they start fighting, rolling around and what not, the loyal Jaffa stand around
    Jaffa 1: I have my money on Baal, he's younger
    Jaffa 2: no way man, Apophis is like an interstellar Chuck Norris
    Jaffa 3: I am SO sick of these two! (hits the self destruct)
    BOOM!

    meanwhile a strange ship pops up on the radar screen


    Furlings: Sup?
    Asgard: nothing much, you?
    Furlings: What's going on?
    Asgard: Just some interstellar bickering..it's all done with now. How was the such-an-such galaxy?
    Furlings: it was aiight. Want a tshirt?
    Asgard: got an extra small?

    (fade to black)
    Last edited by Zex_Suik; 16 March 2006, 01:45 PM. Reason: spiced it up with some smilies

    #2
    bbrrzzzaaapp we want your bling!


    Though, maybe the Replicator Icicle ship should turn into a plunger.

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      #3
      That was great!

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        #4
        Hahahaha! That was awesome

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          #5
          Did RepliCarter grow up in my area?

          I have to admit that notion alone is very funny... LOL

          Mattathias

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            #6
            Lol good job, now make that into a movie and ur golden!!

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              #7
              Thank you for the comments!

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                #8
                lol funny
                Tis No Fool to lose what He can not keep, To gain what he will never Lose

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