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March 16th, 2006, 12:28 PM
Humorous defeats of the Ori and how to continue the series.

Okay the Wraith come warping into the Galaxy and they're stopped by the Replicator ship

:wraith34: Yo what's this?
Replicator: bbrrzzzaaapp we want your bling!
Wraith: eh?
Replicator: your tech, n00bs
:wraithanime11: Whatever we'll suck your souls out
Replicators board the Wraith ship as humanform
Wraith gets all fast on em and tries to suck their souls out :wraith32:
Wraith: eh? WTF! you're not alive!
Replicator: duh...
Replicator tries to take a bite out of the Wraith ship
Replicator: eh? this IS alive!
Wraith: duh...
they stare at each other
Replicator: you going to earth?
Wraith: yup
Replicator: so what are you all going to do?
:wraithanime11: We're coming to feed on the humans
Replicator: o rly?
Wraith: yup, let's team up
Replicator: 'k

so the Wraith and the Replicators join forces in a fleet and head towards Earth


The Toilets of Doom are on a direct course for the heart of their problems, Earth. They destroy everything in their path. All hope is lost...

Replicator: Hey man check out that Flying Commode of Shining Death!
Wraith: weird
Replicator: It's tech we want!
:wraithanime11: hey what about earth?
Replicator: forget you we want tech!
:wraith34: fhegs...
Replicator: later losers! :replicatoranime01:

The Ori ships are attacked by the Replicator Icicle Ship. Without much event the Ori ships are consumed and the troops freak the hell out but are gracefully beamed out by the Asgard and Earth ships who came to see what the fuss was all about.

Ori Troops: omg haXors! all our base are belong to them! argh
EarthHumans: (play theatrical music) werd, that's why we are here to save your sorry butts :cameron:
Ori Troops: oh thanks. Hallowed are the Ori
EarthHumans: what the hell? GTFO!
beams ori troops to the wraith
EarthHumans: that'll keep them busy... :jack_new_anime04:
Ori Troops: now wtf
:wraith32: SWEET!
Ori Troops: whotf are you?
:wraithqueen10: your new masters...
Ori Troops: the hell you are. Hallowed are the Ori :hallowed:
:wraith37: Or you'll what? die scum (sucks soul out of the Ori Troops)
Ori Troops: OMG all our base are belong to them 2! we are so pwned!
:wraithanime11: (gobble gobble suck soul suck soul)

now that they have whetted their appetite the Wraith continue towards earth but are stopped by a strange looking Toilet of Doom with an Icicle Sticking out of it.

Wraith: Check that out...this place is weird
Replicator beams aboard: Greetings
:wraith34: oh you again
Replicator: das right we are going to really destroy earth now!
Wraith: Wait no we need them for feeding! :wraithanime11:
Replicator: Snooze you lose! :replicatoranime01:
Wraith: We'll see about that you hacks!

the wraith and the replicators get into a big battle where the wraith stunners turn out to EMP the replicators and the replicators slice through the wraith like nothing else. The numbers on both sides dwindle to nothing... the ships slowly drift into the darkness of space...

but all is not over!

PHHWOOSSSHH!!! A giant Super Ha'tak with a big honking space gun hypers into the Solar System.

:apophis-rings: Apophis: BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD!!
:baal: Baal: OMG don't you ever go away?
Apophis Look who's talking, least I'm not a clone
Baal: yeah, and at least people can look at my face without cringing
Apophis: DIE!!!
they start fighting, rolling around and what not, the loyal Jaffa stand around
Jaffa 1: I have my money on Baal, he's younger
Jaffa 2: no way man, Apophis is like an interstellar Chuck Norris
Jaffa 3: I am SO sick of these two! (hits the self destruct)

meanwhile a strange ship pops up on the radar screen

Furlings: Sup?
Asgard: nothing much, you?
Furlings: What's going on?
Asgard: Just some interstellar bickering..it's all done with now. How was the such-an-such galaxy?
Furlings: it was aiight. Want a tshirt?
:thoranime07:Asgard: got an extra small?

(fade to black)

March 16th, 2006, 12:40 PM
bbrrzzzaaapp we want your bling!


Though, maybe the Replicator Icicle ship should turn into a plunger.

March 16th, 2006, 12:50 PM
That was great! :D

March 16th, 2006, 03:15 PM
Hahahaha! That was awesome :)

March 16th, 2006, 03:18 PM
Did RepliCarter grow up in my area?

I have to admit that notion alone is very funny... LOL


March 16th, 2006, 03:41 PM
Lol good job, now make that into a movie and ur golden!!

March 17th, 2006, 06:56 AM
Thank you for the comments!

March 17th, 2006, 07:52 AM
lol funny