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McSwift
March 4th, 2006, 03:06 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/omnipedia/characters/graphics/nerus.jpg

Too bad we sent him back to Ba'al. Because he would have been a great "feast" for the Wraith :D

NakedJehutyV2
March 4th, 2006, 07:00 PM
only for one wraith. being fat doesn't make them more food for a wraith ya weightist

Auralis
March 5th, 2006, 09:19 AM
I still wonder why the wraith not simple clone humans as food. just grow the bodies and be done with that.

Falcon Horus
March 5th, 2006, 12:03 PM
I still wonder why the wraith not simple clone humans as food. just grow the bodies and be done with that.

And why not add some diffirent flavours while they're at it... :D

They could start a whole new production-line, but maybe the reason they keep culling worlds is because they're too lazy to clone their own food.

d10sfan
March 5th, 2006, 12:04 PM
It seems that along with the need for humans, maybe the Wraith also like to terrorize so that might be why they dont clone or just because they dont know how.

Hatcheter
March 5th, 2006, 01:01 PM
It seems that along with the need for humans, maybe the Wraith also like to terrorize so that might be why they dont clone or just because they dont know how.

Maybe they prefer the taste of all-natural, free range humans, rather than ones grown on factory farms. ;)

deadman
March 5th, 2006, 02:08 PM
they couldn't clone them, it would be impractible

NakedJehutyV2
March 5th, 2006, 04:28 PM
only the best. like farm fresh cage free

woman22980
March 5th, 2006, 04:42 PM
I still wonder why the wraith not simple clone humans as food. just grow the bodies and be done with that.

I agree with the above posters, I think they like the gamey flavor of free-range humans...

Peoples_General
March 5th, 2006, 04:53 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/omnipedia/characters/graphics/nerus.jpg

Too bad we sent him back to Ba'al. Because he would have been a great "feast" for the Wraith :D

I dunno... some Wraith, such as the Queens, might be a bit more health concious and choose a "low fat" meal. :P

Cherriey
March 5th, 2006, 05:01 PM
Doesn't 'Snickers' claim to satisfy your hunger? Maybe that is the real solution to Wraith hunger! A snickers for every Wraith and they'll never have to feed on us again!

MarshAngel
March 5th, 2006, 05:37 PM
Maybe they prefer the taste of all-natural, free range humans, rather than ones grown on factory farms. ;)
Organic... better for you and the environment.

Free range humans get more exercise and have a stronger and more flavorful life source.

It's probably their version of being humane ;) to farm animals. Let them roam free for the time they have to live.

Sunkissed_stargate_traveller
March 5th, 2006, 05:57 PM
I reckon the imminent solution to wraith hunger is feeding the priors to the wraith .. the universe's garbage guts :P

Free range humans get more exercise and have a stronger and more flavorful life source.

Hmm .. I wonder if the wraith can taste through their hands??



Doesn't 'Snickers' claim to satisfy your hunger? Maybe that is the real solution to Wraith hunger! A snickers for every Wraith and they'll never have to feed on us again!
rotfl! thats not a bad idea .. :P

LadyFrench
March 6th, 2006, 01:58 AM
Perfect Food for a wraith =

Ba'al and a Sarcophagus
Drain the sucker throw him in the sarcophagus and repeat

MarshAngel
March 6th, 2006, 04:06 AM
I reckon the imminent solution to wraith hunger is feeding the priors to the wraith .. the universe's garbage guts :P

Hmm .. I wonder if the wraith can taste through their hands??


Somehow it would step up the gross factor by ten if their hand holes had tongues.

Ouroboros
March 6th, 2006, 08:07 AM
I don't know if the Wraith would really like the taste of Nerus. They're supposed to like strength and defiance right.

To bad we allied with the Jaffa.

FallenAngelII
March 6th, 2006, 08:14 AM
Since the Goa'uld live longer, they could clone symbiotes and implant them into human clones. Voila, 1 clone would feed 10 Wraith!

Cherriey
March 6th, 2006, 12:49 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d50/Cherriana/Sigs/sig41.jpg
This says it all.