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    Oh, I haven't seen space race! And I didn't remember she said it in New Order. My bad.
    "Do you people practice being vague?"

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      Jack O'Neill: Where's MacGuyver when you need him.

      ROTFLMyOwnAO!
      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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        Thor: I'm singing in the rain! I'm singing in the rain

        Any Wraith: Erm yeah I'll have the a Large fries a coke and a Mchuman, oh and some asguard mcnuggets, not too many though I'm trying to watch my figure.
        Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.

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          Weir: John I think this base needs a serious shake up with all this sexual tension, you know the whole being stuck on a lonely planet on those cold nights and I'm just rambling aren't I?

          Steve: So Shep, who won the Superbowl? That's right you don't know coz ur stuck on this stupid base! Mwahahahahahaha

          Rodney: Zalenka! God I love your work, you know we should really write a book!

          Carter: Sir, those chocolates and flowers in my room, are you trying to hint at something?
          **Sound of gunshot and body hitting ground**
          Daniel: I think what Teal'c was trying to suggest is IS IT SO GOD DAMN OBVIOUS!!!!!


          **Ronan takes photo of Teal'c to John and hands him scissors**
          Ronan: I wanna look like him John, pleeeeeeeeease?
          God I had some good ones for Teyla but this place is PG!
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            Teyla: Tyra Banks! [snaps fingers] You're going down baby!
            "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

            I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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              Carter: ooo, what does this thingy do? *naquada reactor starts to overload* oops, my bad, hee hee.

              Jack: i want a science kit for Christmas! oh, and a couple books on quantum physics, please.

              Daniel: is there anything ELSE to do except read boring texts on the secrets of the universe?! and what about these "ancient" people, huh?! what's so special about them?

              Teal'c: oh, get outta the way! the Oprah show's on!!
              Gone Fission
              "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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                Jack: the ancients are sooooo cool. i wanna be an ancient!!

                Daniel: let's go fishin'!

                Carter: Indeed.

                Teal'c: I like pink over aqua. what do you think?
                Gone Fission
                "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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                  Teal'c: I come in peace.
                  "What is an Oprah?" - Teal'c

                  omg thats so much funnier in my head...

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                    Daniel: hey, Oma, nature girl, can you pa-leeese stop speaking in riddles? For the sake of us "lower life-forms"?
                    Gone Fission
                    "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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                      Jack to Sam: Hubba Hubba

                      Teal'c:*New Jersey accent* youw're such a dowll

                      Thor: oh, NOW you're tellin' me I'm steerin' the ship?! great, how do ya work this piece a junk?

                      Daniel: I'm soooooo interested in quantam physics. just HOW do they DO IT?! it's really fascinating, i say. uh huh uh huh.

                      Sam: does my hair look okay? this gun is too heavy. Jaaack, can you hold it for me?
                      Gone Fission
                      "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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                        Thor (with a lollipop): Who loves ya' baby!*

                        *Kojak reference for those of yall born in the 70's and/or not from the US.
                        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                          Sam: now, where did i put that cookbook? it has to be around here somewhere. here it is. why did i put it in the "donate" pile? puzzling, puzzling.
                          Gone Fission
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                            Originally posted by P-90_177
                            Carter to Felger: You want to go out some time?
                            What would be really funny is if he said "I can't, I'm already seeing someone."

                            Which, whether true or not, would be a bit surreal to hear.

                            ~Sarah
                            Call me Sarah . . .
                            • Anti-plaid (pro P.L.A.I.D. )
                            • Songwriter, screencapper, canon shipper, and fan of minor characters
                            • Trek forever!

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                              Carter: Pardon me, I just farted.

                              Daniel: Sam, did you borrow my epilady again?
                              "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                              I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                                Daniel: I'm giving up coffee. That's it. No more coffee for me.

                                Doci: Hallowed are the Tauri

                                Sam: Rodney (McKay), I find you very sexy.

                                Vala: Daniel, get your hands off my bum. You're such a pervert.

                                Mitchell: What? SG-1 is hovering over Antarctia in a Cargo Ship with Anubis' ship approaching along with many gliders? Yeah....so what? Why should I care? Let them die.
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