General Hammond: where the hell is my gun, Walter?!
Walter: sorry, sir, i'm using it.
Walter: sorry, sir, i'm using it.
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"The best way to protect something is to set is free." Merlin
I have a dream. My dream is that all jello is created equal. Whether it be blue,green,or even yellow.
When you have a bad day, just think, that somewhere out there, the bad day gods are laughing their heads off.
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Jack: I'll trade you my antient knowledge for your report on the Ori.
Daniel: No way you frakin' loser!"The best way to protect something is to set is free." Merlin
I have a dream. My dream is that all jello is created equal. Whether it be blue,green,or even yellow.
When you have a bad day, just think, that somewhere out there, the bad day gods are laughing their heads off.
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Daniel: Vala, will you make me the happiest man in the galaxy andmarry me?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Senator Kinsey: I've just approved unlimited funds for the Stargate Program.Don't green it unless you mean it.Comment
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followed up byOriginally posted by -Major Woody
Kinsey: The SGC has done an excellent job. Everyone should be commended for the great work that they've done. I am impressed and proud of you all. Keep up the good...no...Keep up the great work!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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hammon what happened to the gate dose thor have it walter
walter im not sure i will ahve to check on it
hammon we still have teams out there
walter i will have cater look in to this
carter hell do i know were u put the stargate we go throw them
hammon we did not lose the 1st stargate
carter yes we did
hammon no we did not
jackson stop all this damn fighting please imtrying to read thiscarter "colone?"
o'neill "it,s my side arm, i swear. no giggling."Comment
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Except for that is exactly the kind of thing Daniel would say... otherwise good.Originally posted by starathena74
Lt. Colonel Jason Richardson/Major Jen Stevens Shipper
Lt. Colonel Jim Anderson/Major Kate Howard Shipper
"Tir gan teanga, tir gan anam." -Gaelic Proverb
(A country without a language, a country without a soul.)
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Jonas Quinn: I watch Teletubbies.
Apophis: Barney the Dinosaur is my best friend.
"Greg" the Wraith (From Defiant One): Anybody find the instruction manual for the PJ yet? I need to rewire this headlight.
Dr. Weir: Kill! Kill! Kill!
Rodney McKay: Gimme all the frakkin' Oranges you have! Right now!
Teyla: I like being a wraith.
Gordon the Wraith (During the Wraithal Discrimination Feature when he's singing): Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber ducky... (Squeaks rubber ducky annoyingly).
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Teal'c "oh fer cryin out loud"
Carter "Indeed"
I love this thread!"Do you people practice being vague?"Comment
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Walter: Chevron 9 encoded!
O'Neill: Is my gun too big?
O'Neill: I think I've got it Carter!
Danny: Where's Vala when you need her?
Carter: McKay's got a good point.
T'ealc: Screw the Jaffa!
Hammond: Oh well, let them die.
Mitchell: Hallowed are the Ori!
Any Gouald or Ori: Ahhh those pesky humans are so cuuute!!!
McKay: Woops! I did that wrong!Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.Comment
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Bye the way, solar wind, for one....Carter HAS said indeed...in "New Order" (8X1+2)
Jonas: Man, O'Neill is SOOOO much smarter than I am.
O'Neill: Damn Jonas is hot (Shudders)
Carter: Let's be bestus buddys Vala!
Vala: Sure! Sam, let's!
Daniel: Hey, Gaba, hoo! (....I'm so bored....)
Siler: Walter is definately the best sergeant!
Walter: Siler is definately the best sergeant! (This is an ongoing joke I'm having the "who's the best sergeant" competition between Siler and Walter, one day in a "caption this")
Mckay: "I HATE BLONDS!"
Carter: "I LOVE McKAY!"
And the list just keeps on rolling...lol
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an Ori Prior: "SHallowed are the Ori."
Jack: vote Baal for presidend! He's my favourite!
Baal: O'Neill is my best friend, eva'!School is overrated.
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Carter to Felger: You want to go out some time?Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.Comment
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Jack: mmm i wish Kinsey was here, i need a good friend like him right now!
They'll never say this
Sam to Jack: I love you!
Jack to Sam: I love you!"I ask you, what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this"
HALLOWED ARE THE SHIPPERS!
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She also said 'Indeed' jokingly to T in "Space Race". An excellent bit of banter between Sam, Jack, and Teal'c.Originally posted by Ascended Times.2
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