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    Jack: Sam?
    Sam: Yes, Jack?

    Daniel: Who's this "Sha're" person I keep hearing about? And what about "Harsesis"? What's the heck is that?

    Teal'c: No, wait, make that a DOUBLE hamburger, instead.
    Gone Fission
    "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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      Teal'c: A glass of warm milk sounds excellent.

      Carter: Why don't they make fatigues in pink?

      "You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea." - Jack Handy

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        Vala: Daniel, how many times have I told you? I'm saving myself for marriage - I do have morals.
        ---
        Dr. Fraiser: Now Teal'c I'm going to put some Vicks Vapor rub on your chest, it'll help you to sleep
        Teal'c: I am not tired nor having difficulty getting to sleep
        Dr. Fraiser: Shut up - this is my fantasy
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        Teal'c:Bill the Cat is a false god.
        Last edited by chyron; 25 November 2005, 04:58 PM.
        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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          Hammond: I'm disobeying a direct order from the president.

          Jack: I just don't know why we hate these Goau'ld so much. It's not like
          they did anything wrong.

          Sam: What a generator?

          Teal'c:[In Wisconsin accent] Ya knaw, toes Goldy persons aren't haf baad.
          "The best way to protect something is to set is free." Merlin

          I have a dream. My dream is that all jello is created equal. Whether it be blue,green,or even yellow.

          When you have a bad day, just think, that somewhere out there, the bad day gods are laughing their heads off.

          Have a stupid good day.

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            Any Goau'ld symbiote: Man my ma was faaaaat.

            Apophis: Suck on this!

            Daniel: If I were a 1,000,000 year old piece of Ancient technology, where
            would I be?

            Anubis: Can't we all just get along?
            "The best way to protect something is to set is free." Merlin

            I have a dream. My dream is that all jello is created equal. Whether it be blue,green,or even yellow.

            When you have a bad day, just think, that somewhere out there, the bad day gods are laughing their heads off.

            Have a stupid good day.

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              Thor: Pahtay, pahtay over on my ship!

              Sam: Ugh, do I HAVE to go to the planet where all the secrets of the ancients are? I'm feeling a little queezy right now. *hiccup*

              Nox: WHAAADDDUUUPP?!
              Gone Fission
              "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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                Sam: Jack, I'm late
                Jack: No, you're early in fact - the breifing doesn't start for another 5 minutes.
                Sam: No, Jack..I'm late
                Jack: Huh?
                Sam (to herself): Maybe there is something to selective breeding
                "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                  Originally posted by chyron
                  Sam: Jack, I'm late
                  Jack: No, you're early in fact - the breifing doesn't start for another 5 minutes.
                  Sam: No, Jack..I'm late
                  Jack: Huh?
                  Sam (to herself): Maybe there is something to selective breeding
                  hello again, evil bill the cat.
                  Gone Fission
                  "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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                    Originally posted by wormhole93
                    hello again, evil bill the cat.
                    All Hail Bill the Cat! Hallowed is Bill the Cat!
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      Originally posted by chyron
                      All Hail Bill the Cat! Hallowed is Bill the Cat!
                      what is it with you and that stupid cat??
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                        booooo hisss
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                          Thor: Ya know what would be really cool? Me kickin' some replicator booty
                          with a vengence man. I mean it would be like "Thor Srikes Back!".
                          "The best way to protect something is to set is free." Merlin

                          I have a dream. My dream is that all jello is created equal. Whether it be blue,green,or even yellow.

                          When you have a bad day, just think, that somewhere out there, the bad day gods are laughing their heads off.

                          Have a stupid good day.

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                            Originally posted by Superstargate
                            Thor: Ya know what would be really cool? Me kickin' some replicator booty
                            with a vengence man. I mean it would be like "Thor Srikes Back!".
                            Whatever happened to the Revenge of the Replicators?

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                              Originally posted by Oranos
                              Whatever happened to the Revenge of the Replicators?

                              Don't be stupid that was episode 3...
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                                Sam: Duh...

                                Jack: Ooo, pick me, pick me!

                                Teal'c: I'm gonna kick your little beeee-hind!

                                Daniel: What's coffee?
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