Originally posted by DarkQuee1
Oh, if only we still had O'Neill to mock them for me...
O'Neill: The Orii are coming to get us?
Officer: So we believe, General O'Neill.
O'Neill: Those are the Orii ships?
Deep Space Telemetry Technician: Yes, sir.
O'Neill (eyebrows way up): They're coming to get us with a fleet of flying toilet seats???
Deep Space Telemetry Technician: Er...
Officer: We believe each ship is equipped with its own Stargate, General. Which would mean -
O'Neill: That they actually flush?
Officer: General, this is a very serious situation -
O'Neill: What? They lost the flying toilet paper holders in transit? Yeah, that is serious, all right.
Officer: General O'Neill -
O'Neill: Hold that thought. I'll be right back. All those toilet seats - I gotta take a leak.
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